Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Play Ball

REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine

(Picture suggested by Robert Tagorda)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jim says:

    Is that a baseball bat, or are you just glad to see me?

  2. LJD says:

    We’ve lost a lot of games and our viewer ratings are down- it’s time for a SCANDAL!

  3. LJD says:

    We’ve lost a lot of games and our viewer ratings are down- it’s time for a SCANDAL!

  4. Fersboo says:

    Shouted from the dugout:

    I said Billy Martin, not Ricky Martin!

  5. Mustang 23 says:

    DJ: “Gary, You can grab my crackerjacks, but layoff the Peanuts!”

  6. While searching Jeter, he finds A-Rod…

  7. sgtfluffy says:

    Take me right now you stud!

  8. John Burgess says:

    “Play Ball” is just about the perfect caption.

  9. Russ says:

    “No, man… ‘playing grab-ass’ is just supposed to be a euphemism!”

  10. BronxPundit says:

    GS: “Come on baby let’s do the sheffle.”

  11. the Pirate says:

    “Don’t worry, we’ll make it all legal on our next road trip to play the Red Sox.”

  12. Hermoine says:

    “Boyfriend, your gluteus maximus is hot.”

  13. Rachel Edith says:

    “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I’m talking about the number two on my shirt, Shef.”

  14. Bithead says:

    Nobody could figure out why the Yankees sucked so badly that year. After all, the team members were particularly close….

  15. The Man says:

    Another baseball euphemism: The Squeeze Play

  16. The Man says:

    Another baseball euphemism: Shef rounds second base.

  17. Kenny says:

    Bored with passe baseball traditions, two long-time veterans redefine the Seventh Inning Stretch.

  18. Steven L. says:

    “You know, these new uniforms really bring out your eyes.”

  19. Scott_T says:

    1. Why the pilot of Dances with Baseball Players didn’t go over well with ABC Execs and was quietly erased.

    2. The consequences of having 1 to many curve-balls to the head. Not being able to tell the differance between a fellow player and your wife.

  20. Roger says:

    “Maybe it’s the leather, clean cut grass or that hot uniform you are wearing but dude, you had me at hello.”

  21. Chrees says:

    From the stands and dugout: “Get a room!”

  22. Anderson says:

    “C’mon, man, gimme the steroids! I know you got ’em stashed in there!”

  23. Brett says:

    Give it to me, baby, like Curt Schilling!

    (Yes, I’m a BoSox fan. –B)

  24. Just shut up. You had me at Ball Two.

    You had me at Ball Two.

  25. Lorg Skyegon says:

    Here Gary Sheffield demonstrates why he chose “baseball star” over his second choice: “pickpocket.”

  26. Smeng says:

    Oh my, when I hold you close like this and look into your eyes….well, lets just say “my cup runneth over”

  27. jim says:

    Sheffield reached third base with Jeter and was now trying to steal home.

  28. It still hurts from the Red Sox.

  29. Hodink says:

    Here’s the new greeting when players get a home run. The low ten. Of course, some miss the old greeting of the high five.

  30. Chevy Rose says:

    “Stop it, it’s my ball.”
    “No, it’s my ball.”
    “I’m telling mommy.”
    “Tattle tail.”

  31. dougrc says:

    Hey, when I said “check out my ‘roids” I meant STEROIDS, you dumb a**hole!

  32. Volltt says:

    Under pressure from the ACLU, New York exercised it’s new diversity policy by drafting siamese twins Bim and Bam. However the picture cited is that of two teammates exercising the other part of the new diversity policy.

  33. Brian J. says:

    He couldn’t tell whether it was the slimming effect of the stripes or if Jeter had lost some weight, until he checked for himself.

  34. mojoala says:

    I just love these road games!
    Last night was great!
    Hit me one more time baby!

  35. The Man says:

    Another baseball euphemism: A Double Header

  36. JoshA says:

    Lets do the Yankee-Hankee-Pankee!

  37. Lasting Magic says:

    Jeter – “Shef, did you spend time as a kid with Michael Jackson?”

    Sheffield – “Nope, just with my priest.”

    Jeter – “Ahhhhhh.”

  38. mooka says:

    Fresh out of the closet these two Yankees have not yet completely grasped the concept of a reach around!

  39. Ingress says:

    21st Century Baseball – Along came on-deck circle dancing. Jeter balked. Saying, “The taller player should lead.”

  40. Bouhaki says:

    ‘Gary, I’m thinking that I might need to define the word discreet for you, my man.”

  41. Footographer says: