Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Katsumi Kasahara)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mark says:

    Mr. Roboto tries the Y.M.C.A. dance with surprisingly good results.

  2. B. Minich says:

    The new robot High Priest was a big hit among the youngsters.

  3. Mythilt says:

    “I for one greet our new robot overlords.”

  4. Mythilt says:

    And you thought the hip swinging Santa Clauses were annoying……

  5. Mythilt says:

    Moments before it had a chance to run amok, Frank J. appeared and sicced Chomps on the evil robotic monkey holding the class hostage.

    “Put your left foot in, take your left foot out….”

  6. Ingress says:

    “Went through a bad patch after the final Star Wars. But the Japanese embraced my Body By Yoda Program. Life is good.”

  7. Elmo says:

    After one too many plastic surgeries, and with his singing career in tatters, Michael Jackson starts a second career. As the host of a Saturday morning Japanese children’s show.

    Asked by Entertainment Weekly, if it was appropriate for the suspected kid-diddler to be around children. The show’s producer replied: “He’s Michael Jackson, they still love him. Besides, we have Mel Gibson onboard for a mid-season replacement of of our Sunday morning religious program. You guys worry too much ……. “

  8. Simon didn’t say!

  9. Kent G. Budge says:

    “By your command …”

  10. Gaijin Biker says:

    Sony’s new “Simon Says” robot was quickly pulled off the market after it ordered the schoolchildren seen here to turn their heads a full 360 degrees.

  11. A new suspect in the Ramsey killing was revealed today in this photo from Japan.

  12. The French suffered further humiliation when it was revealed that the Japanese company has perfected a robot that can perform all the functions of the French soldier.

  13. Oh sure, the robot can do the easy stuff, but I would like to see him go up against the US in the “I’m a little teapot’ competition.

  14. In an effort to broaden its appeal with the car buying public, Toyota revealed a series of ads featuring car assembly line workers outside of their job such as with a class of school children.

  15. While it included no dead pigs, critics had to admit that the Japanese interpretive dance entries were better received by the public, showed more artistic flare and just plain had more heart.

  16. The long night binge on AC current meant a brace was required the next morning, but at least the show was concluded with out spewing batteries all over the floor.

  17. Japan has embraced it’s own version of multiculturalism by encouraging the dominant humans to accept the rising minority of robots.

  18. Rivet dance

  19. FormerHostage says:

    I like big bots and I cannot lie…

  20. FormerHostage says:

    R2D2 reaching the Scientology “Clear” state.

  21. FormerHostage says:

    biddie, biddie, biddie…

  22. Triumph says:

    Bush’s new Predator Robot Drone rounds up some potential terrorists. The drone takes the place of high-paid CIA personnel who normally kidnap people, torture them, and deny them a right to a trial.

  23. dougrc says:

    I, Robot-san.

  24. Scott_T says:

    1) Learning the traditional Kabuki theater moves from a robot just kinda looses the magic of it all.

    2) Sony’s Robot 2.0 comes with samuri swords, you better watch out.

    3) Soon Japan won’t need a Self-Defense Force, they just be using cops with Mecha, or Robots to do the job.

  25. Gollum says:

    Why? . . . Because we rike you!

  26. Gollum says:

    Akiko always smiled big to avoid Master Asafumi’s patented Tazer-vision.

  27. Wave your hands in the air like you don’t care. Glide by the people as they stop to look and stare. Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick, mama-san, come on baby, tell me what’s the word…

  28. Isn’t this about the time on the Japanese game shows where the robot gets kicked in the nuts?

  29. You think somebody wants a roundhouse kick to the head while I’m wearing these bad boys?

    Bow to your sensei!

  30. Yoko thought it was clever to name her daughter Kim.

  31. The younger generation has abandoned the subtle mystery of the green tea ceremony.

  32. Rachel Edith says:

    Tom Cruise has a new job.

  33. Alan Kellogg says:

    Ah, kids, my arms are stuck.

  34. Elmo says:

    All hail Bill Gates …

    (Watch the blinking LED’s)

    All hail Larry Page and Sergei Brin

    (Concentrate on the rotating array)

    All hail Al Gore the inventor of the internet

    (You are getting drowsy)

    All hail technology

    (You are getting sleepy)

    Vote for Hillary

  35. FormerHostage says:

    All your children is belong to us!

  36. I’m a little teapot short and stoud, here is my handle…

  37. This is better than Ti Chi.

  38. E.T. has gone home. I’m your new leader.

  39. Even President Bush doesn’t have this many followers.

  40. Hermoine says:

    Betty Boop is back! Her Boop-Boop-A-Doop is wooing the Geisha.

  41. Flashing Is A Learned Behavior…

  42. FreakyBoy says:

    During a current events class in a Japanese middle school, a robotic teaching aid helps the students learn about U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney.