Monday, March 30, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
That’s our new human resources director, don’t ever let him tell you… “you’re fired”.
Last week it was the HRP-4C Fashion Robot. Now the Japanese have rolled out the DNC-09 Obama Robot: whenever he opens his mouth, my stock portfolio burns.
After 40 years of public life, Phyllis Schaffley vaults to the vanguard of fashion.
What really persuaded Wagoner to step down.
The Obama Deathbot.
Wagoner! You are done! Nardelli?
Revenge of the burrito
Sure the Japanese have been ahead of us in robotics, but that changes today
Obama denied he was engaging in a scorched earth policy when he revealed his new “Bipartisan czar”.
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
Cool, huh! Parachute this bad boy into a terrorist camp and watch’m scramble!
* The perfect pic for the Chili Contest
* I’ve heard of lightin’ a fart, but….
* Casper looks annoyed….
* Figure 1: A possible indication your plans for the day have changed.
* Aren’t you glad you used Dial?
* …a searing indictment of Robots….
* Quick! Get Steve Jobs on the phone!
* The day Papa Smurf just snapped.
* If only David Hasslehoff were here…
* We gotta send this to Bob Sagett…
Jonah Goldberg unveils his “Liberal Fascism Bot” to rave reviews from conservative sci-fi geeks everywhere.
Obama ‘bot: “I’m not just blowing smoke up your ass, either.
New Weber BBQ ‘bot comes to market. MSRP-$300,000
Flame broils a whole steer in minutes.
MacDonald’s introduces “flame-broiling”. Two for $3.00 Introductory Special.
New hires at AIG are greeted with a trial by fire.
Boy,those new brass bra batterys can really crank up the heat.
It’s just the Sierra Club trying to bring back a less vulnerable dragon.
Dr. Gordon Applebaum believes he has finally found the root cause of the Arctic meltdown.
They best thing Charlie is that the new school furnace uses no mid-east oil.
What do you think of the new janitor provided by the Butane people Joe?
I told that damned robot we got from Mexico to stop eating all those jalapeno peppers.
The Chia Pet Rebellion is ON!
This robot was actually built to appear in Gay Pride Parades. You can tell because it’s flaming.
When I said blow me I meant ….
Who dares disturb the great and powerful Obie ….
Clinically proven, kills germs by millions on contact. And it leaves your breath feeling clean, fresh and ready to get close.
White House reporters have discovered the reason there are still so many openings at Treasury – the vetting process has become searing.
The golden golden parachute killer prototype has arrived mister president.
When asked for his remarks after destroying the Staypuff Marshmallow man in their much anticipated rematch, Casper said “Hey, anyone want S’Mores????”
Casper the Unfriendly Transformer
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Caption Contest Winners
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