Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Katsumi Kasahara)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    That’s our new human resources director, don’t ever let him tell you… “you’re fired”.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Last week it was the HRP-4C Fashion Robot. Now the Japanese have rolled out the DNC-09 Obama Robot: whenever he opens his mouth, my stock portfolio burns.

  3. Our Paul says:

    After 40 years of public life, Phyllis Schaffley vaults to the vanguard of fashion.

  4. Dennis says:

    What really persuaded Wagoner to step down.

    The Obama Deathbot.

  5. Wagoner! You are done! Nardelli?

  6. Revenge of the burrito

    Sure the Japanese have been ahead of us in robotics, but that changes today

    Obama denied he was engaging in a scorched earth policy when he revealed his new “Bipartisan czar”.

    Domo arigato Mr. Roboto

  7. Drew says:

    Cool, huh! Parachute this bad boy into a terrorist camp and watch’m scramble!

  8. Bithead says:

    * The perfect pic for the Chili Contest

    * I’ve heard of lightin’ a fart, but….

    * Casper looks annoyed….

    * Figure 1: A possible indication your plans for the day have changed.

    * Aren’t you glad you used Dial?

    * …a searing indictment of Robots….

    * Quick! Get Steve Jobs on the phone!

    * The day Papa Smurf just snapped.

    * If only David Hasslehoff were here…

    * We gotta send this to Bob Sagett…

  9. Matt says:

    Jonah Goldberg unveils his “Liberal Fascism Bot” to rave reviews from conservative sci-fi geeks everywhere.

  10. John425 says:

    Obama ‘bot: “I’m not just blowing smoke up your ass, either.

    New Weber BBQ ‘bot comes to market. MSRP-$300,000
    Flame broils a whole steer in minutes.

    MacDonald’s introduces “flame-broiling”. Two for $3.00 Introductory Special.

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    New hires at AIG are greeted with a trial by fire.

  12. DL says:

    Boy,those new brass bra batterys can really crank up the heat.

    It’s just the Sierra Club trying to bring back a less vulnerable dragon.

    Dr. Gordon Applebaum believes he has finally found the root cause of the Arctic meltdown.

    They best thing Charlie is that the new school furnace uses no mid-east oil.

    What do you think of the new janitor provided by the Butane people Joe?

    I told that damned robot we got from Mexico to stop eating all those jalapeno peppers.

  13. John425 says:

    The Chia Pet Rebellion is ON!

  14. This robot was actually built to appear in Gay Pride Parades. You can tell because it’s flaming.

  15. Elmo says:

    When I said blow me I meant ….

  16. Elmo says:

    Who dares disturb the great and powerful Obie ….

  17. Elmo says:

    Clinically proven, kills germs by millions on contact. And it leaves your breath feeling clean, fresh and ready to get close.

  18. Maggie Mama says:

    White House reporters have discovered the reason there are still so many openings at Treasury – the vetting process has become searing.

  19. G.A.Phillips says:

    The golden golden parachute killer prototype has arrived mister president.

  20. IrishTexan says:

    When asked for his remarks after destroying the Staypuff Marshmallow man in their much anticipated rematch, Casper said “Hey, anyone want S’Mores????”

  21. FormerHostage says:

    Casper the Unfriendly Transformer

  22. elliot says:

    Got marshmellows?