Thursday, June 30, 2005
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Had trouble deciding between this picture and the LifeSaver colored Peta People
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Ali couldn’t afford to pony up for a new car.
He wouldn’t walk a mile for a camel, but he would ride a donkey.
Since to bus to Mecca was full, Mohammed was left Ass out
“Sure, it’s cute, but I really think the sport-utility would have been a better choice than the ultra-compact.”
WARNING: French Midget Ass Crossing
“There’s an ass on my ass.”
Only an ass turns his back to anti-AIDS billboards.
“Yes, there are minuscule class distinctions in our land having to do with transportation and wardrobe.”
I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
“Do you know asses Matt? I know asses. I’ve studied asses. Look, here’s a picture of me on an ass. In fact, I am an ass …” — Tom Cruise
“al Simon Sez…”
AIDS is everywhere… including your camel. Why is why I have a donkey.
Another victim of bait and switch at al-Worthington’s Used Camel Lot.
In response to evidence that the insurgency may be failing and the U.S. troops are gaining the upper hand, Zarqawi instructs his lieutenants to “stay on their asses”.
Tom Cruise continues his “War of the Worlds” promotional tour.
Clearly, the gas prices have been affecting summer travel.
Hassem always felt uncomfortable riding past the Cadillac Camel ads on his Mercury Mule.
This guy’s been riding my ass all day.
An arab Shriner makes his way to the lodge meeting.
Clearly missing the point of the AIDS awareness billboard, Ahmed opts for the less-able donkey as his mode of transportation over the now-suspect traditional camel.
Ahmed doesn’t speak French, but he only needs to understand two things: Sida means AIDS, and that guy is riding a camel. ‘Nuff said.
AIDS will make your ass shrink.
“Hybrids,” while the hot new thing in cars, have been an important part of transportation history…
An illustration from the Arabic children’s book “The Little Ass that Could”
Achmed rode confidently ignoring the Camel-itch creme billboard, worrying only about saddlesores.
Having experienced using Saddam’s brand of Begone! camel-itch creme when imprisoned in Abu Grab and had almost tore his own skin off from the irritation from it, he swore never again to sit side-saddle upon the beasts and risk the fungal infection.
Democrats…..They aren’t even wanted in the Middle East.
Uh-oh! Iran’s new president has just declared a worldwide “Islamic Revolution.” Let’s do what the Donkeys did up in Washington when Bush declared war on Iraq, ass: RUN!
Get three coffins ready.
I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. You see, my mule don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.
No-humped camel my ass!
AIDS be damned, around Muhammad, even little PePe was a dromedary
Having failed to pin a tail on the donkey, Ali put the pinata on his head and left the party.
Asses, cameltoes, the infidels have taken over!
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