Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Had trouble deciding between this picture and the LifeSaver colored Peta People

(AFP/File/Georges Gobet)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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  1. Mustang 23 says:

    Ali couldn’t afford to pony up for a new car.

  2. Eric J says:

    He wouldn’t walk a mile for a camel, but he would ride a donkey.

  3. Mustang 23 says:

    Since to bus to Mecca was full, Mohammed was left Ass out

  4. Russ says:

    “Sure, it’s cute, but I really think the sport-utility would have been a better choice than the ultra-compact.”

  5. WARNING: French Midget Ass Crossing

  6. “There’s an ass on my ass.”

  7. John Burgess says:

    Only an ass turns his back to anti-AIDS billboards.

  8. Ingress says:

    “Yes, there are minuscule class distinctions in our land having to do with transportation and wardrobe.”

  9. I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

  10. Kenny says:

    “Do you know asses Matt? I know asses. I’ve studied asses. Look, here’s a picture of me on an ass. In fact, I am an ass …” — Tom Cruise

  11. Kenny says:

    “Do you know asses Matt? I know asses. I’ve studied asses. Look, here’s a picture of me on an ass. In fact, I am an ass …” — Tom Cruise

  12. carsick says:

    “al Simon Sez…”

  13. Bithead says:

    AIDS is everywhere… including your camel. Why is why I have a donkey.

  14. McGehee says:

    Another victim of bait and switch at al-Worthington’s Used Camel Lot.

  15. LJD says:

    In response to evidence that the insurgency may be failing and the U.S. troops are gaining the upper hand, Zarqawi instructs his lieutenants to “stay on their asses”.

  16. Roger says:

    Tom Cruise continues his “War of the Worlds” promotional tour.

  17. Roger says:

    Clearly, the gas prices have been affecting summer travel.

  18. Jeff says:

    Hassem always felt uncomfortable riding past the Cadillac Camel ads on his Mercury Mule.

  19. Maniakes says:

    This guy’s been riding my ass all day.

  20. Maniakes says:

    An arab Shriner makes his way to the lodge meeting.

  21. ALS says:

    Clearly missing the point of the AIDS awareness billboard, Ahmed opts for the less-able donkey as his mode of transportation over the now-suspect traditional camel.

  22. ALS says:

    Ahmed doesn’t speak French, but he only needs to understand two things: Sida means AIDS, and that guy is riding a camel. ‘Nuff said.

  23. boifromtroy says:

    AIDS will make your ass shrink.

  24. Chrees says:

    “Hybrids,” while the hot new thing in cars, have been an important part of transportation history…

  25. Chrees says:

    An illustration from the Arabic children’s book “The Little Ass that Could”

  26. Scott_T says:

    Achmed rode confidently ignoring the Camel-itch creme billboard, worrying only about saddlesores.

    Having experienced using Saddam’s brand of Begone! camel-itch creme when imprisoned in Abu Grab and had almost tore his own skin off from the irritation from it, he swore never again to sit side-saddle upon the beasts and risk the fungal infection.

  27. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Democrats…..They aren’t even wanted in the Middle East.

  28. BronxPundit says:

    Uh-oh! Iran’s new president has just declared a worldwide “Islamic Revolution.” Let’s do what the Donkeys did up in Washington when Bush declared war on Iraq, ass: RUN!

  29. melvin toast says:

    Get three coffins ready.

  30. melvin toast says:

    I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. You see, my mule don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.

  31. Rick Baxter says:

    No-humped camel my ass!

  32. Rodney Dill says:

    AIDS be damned, around Muhammad, even little PePe was a dromedary

  33. Tim says:

    Having failed to pin a tail on the donkey, Ali put the pinata on his head and left the party.

  34. Asses, cameltoes, the infidels have taken over!