Thursday, November 16, 2006
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Everybody knows that this group is ready to step up to the challenge
Winners will be announced Monday PM
The Heavens to Murtha-troyd Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. [IMG] [IMG] (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File) The Winners: First: SgtFluffy – Cross our hearts, We know you’ll cry, when we raise your taxes oh so high Second: The Pirate
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love hosting contests, but we enjoy giving our blogger buddies a laugh with our entries in their contests. So please be sure to stop by there as well. Bagel Blogger (Where I took 2nd Place last week!) GOP and College GOP & the City Gone Rick Motel Outside the Beltway Willisms Wizbang ********************************* Dear beloved CAPHOGs, I must humbly apologize for shirking my duties lately, but I am afraid that I am going to have to delay my return to the helm of the caption contest for another couple of weeks.
Harry Reid loosens up fellow Democrats with his famous fake heart attack and Cheney sneer routine.
The new Mount Rushmore.
Reid: and in conclusion…We promise to relinquish all our interests in the new Alaskan casino as well as the casino in San Juan, Puerto Rico..honest Injun!
Clyburn(far right) Like hell we will.
“I left my heart/in San Francisco..”
“Everyone at Democratic press conference gripped by nagging feeling that they’ve left the oven on.”
Sen Reid pledges to only earmark 2 projects this year to benefit land he owns.
In all “honesty” folks, we’re “open” for new ideas.
Liberal scum hate America.
“Welcome everyone to the Hon…Hone… look, you don’t expect me to actually say it, do you?”
Barack opines, “Who else liked the original sign better. Honest? Leadership? Open Government?”
“Honestly, I will do what ever you want for $30,000”
Harry Reid suffers a heart attack upon realizing that Democrats have gained a majority in the Senate.
this is honest leadership so long as you can see where Harry’s hands are.
“Cat Stevens Would Have Been Here But He’s Vacationing Along The Pakistan Border.”
… open to liberals, anyway.
Me? You mean I won! Oh, My Heart Can’t Take This Excitement. Why,I think we should celebrate! Where’s my buddy Jack, we need a beer…oh wait, er… never mind.
Note the absence of John Murtha.
The democratic congress announced to lobbyist that they were ‘open’ for business and that they would be ‘honest’ politicians who would stay bought.
In my heart of hearts, I thought those people trying to give me money were just real friendly.
Using the omnipresent glow from Barack’s superstar aura, Harry Reid performs an American Bald Eagle hand shadow on Nancy Pelosi’s botox smoothed forehead to emphasize the Democratic party’s patriotism.
Reid: “Of course, we mean honest in relevant terms . . . “
Of course this is all based on Bill Clinton’s premise that honest, open government IS what we need.
“I’m looking for a heart, Congresswoman Pelosi here needs a brain, and Senator Obama is looking for the courage to take on Hillary in 2008. Pay no attention to that man in the White House!”
Methinks he doth protest too much, as if he’s not quite convinced himself.
CROSS MY HEART AND IF IM LYING MAY LIGHTNING DISITIGRATE ME AND ALL THESE OTHERS AROUND ME
I would like to apologize to all women who were offended by this blatant act of partisan politics by Senator Lott. We do not think our female constituents are a “Ho Nest.”
I promise to Reid by example… ::chuckle:: Heh, that gets me every time I say it.
And I thought Lewis Carrol had a strange imagination!!!what’s this? Malice in Wonderland??
Harry suddenly realizes, if the Democratic leadership is Spinal Tap, he is their drummer.
Harry Prepares His Self For A Ride In The Iron Coffin…
“I’m scary Harry. Gettin’ this off my chest.
I’ve done nothin’ illegal. Hell, I did my best.
And the money I got. Sure, it helped a lot.
Cough, mumble, cough. Thanks, Abramoff.”
Obama: You’re damn skippy I’m looking down my nose at you.
“I’m sorry Barack, but I didn’t bring my Purell.”
“I’m too sexy for ethics, too sexy…”
“Yes I voted for Murtha as Majority Leader… as God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly.”
Cross our hearts, We know you’ll cry, when we raise your taxes oh so high
Just then a man from Ted’s Mummification Service began wrapping Reid.
Honest Government. Just disregard the wads of cash in the freezer.
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Obama’s thought bubble: I wonder if it’s not too late to switch parties?
* Pictures from the book “1984”
* Harry did well in the Oxymoron contest
* New pictures from the Diogenes Life Handbook
The Democratic leadership meets to begin conditioning themselves for honest leadership. Harry Reid gets an electrical shock from the therapist after saying the Democratic-controlled Congress seeks to set a bipartisan tone in the coming year.
“Sappy Feet” Caption/Photoshop Contest…
Since I have started opening up this contest for Photoshoppers, it has been a challenge to provide for both, but I think this photo will provide fun for all: (AP Photo/Robert F. Bukaty) I will accept entries until Monday. Photoshop……
“I swear I did not have relations with Nancy Pelosi…”
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