Caption Contest

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  1. FormerHostage says:

    Iranian version of RiverDance

  2. FormerHostage says:

    Palistinian terrorists running South for the winter.

  3. Gollum says:

    2nd guy: “AND the Popular Resistance Committee! Splitters!”

    1st guy: “WE’RE the Popular Committee.”

    2nd guy: “Oh. I thought we were the People’s Committee.”

    1st guy: “POPULAR Committee!”

  4. I said, “Cha-cha now y’all!!!”

  5. DaveD says:

    Taking a tip from migrating geese, Paletinian militants practice efficient means of retreat from direct confrontation with the Israeli army.

  6. Dennis says:

    The Shite Suicide Dance Troupe is seen outside practicing before last nights performance. Unfortunately one dancer bumped into another and their performance was called off due to the dancers going their seperate ways.

    (Sounded better in my head)

  7. Bithead says:

    Hillary Clinton for President campaign workers

  8. Maggie says:

    Supporters of the Pelosi-Murtha Iraq policy gather outside Fallujah for a rally.

  9. Steven L. says:

    The Baghdad Theatre’s tryouts for “A Chorus Line” continued Monday . . .

  10. Fersboo says:


    New Kids on the Sandlot

  11. FormerHostage says:

    We got spirit, yes we do!
    We got spirit, how ’bout YOU?!?!

  12. David Harris says:

    Now…Simon says hop on your LEFT foot!

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Boom chaga-laga-laga,
    boom chaga-laga-laga…

  14. FormerHostage says:

    “When Boy Bands Attack!”

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Be vewy, vewy quiet.
    We’re hunting Iswaelies…
    ha, ha, ha, ha, ha….

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Well, they have the stealthy movement part down pat but they’re still a little shakey on the concept of camoflauge…

  17. Mike says:

    Pvt Slipenshitz: ‘scuze me Sargent, wont we hit the women and children in front of us instead of the infidels?

    Sgt Ballzenhand: Of course we will! But that’s why the journalists are here. They’ll spin them around before the bodies even touch the ground.

  18. MikeS says:

    Bashful (photographer) was concerned when he heard the big Merkava tank rolling up behind him, but Dopey insisted the new cammies would make them invisible.

  19. Matt T says:

    After watching Disney’s “The Mighty Ducks,” Hamas militants contemplate using the “Flying V” formation in their next operation.

  20. FormerHostage says:

    (Version 2.0)
    Be vewy, vewy quiet.
    Weah hunting Wabbis…
    ha, ha, ha, ha, ha….

  21. Greg Dwyer says:

    Skip, skip, skip to my lou. Skip, skip, skip to my lou. Skip, skip, skip to my lou. Skip to my lou, my darling!

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    Intervention to get Britney back into rehab.

  23. LJD says:

    Confronted by bowling ball sized artillery, the insurgents mistakenly assume the pinset formation…

  24. Roger says:

    To borrow from the Bill Murray movie, “Stripes:”

    General: Where have you been soldier?
    Winger: Training, sir!
    Soldiers: Training, sir!
    General: What kind of training?
    Winger: Army training, sir!
    Soldiers: Army training, sir!
    General: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
    Winger: That’s a fact, Jack!
    Soldiers: That’s a fact, Jack!

  25. Maniakes says:

    The Insurgent secret weapon, the one thing American troops fear above all else: Boy Bands

  26. Gollum says:

    “Last one to the goat pen’s a rotten infidel!”

  27. Gollum says:

    AP eds offered a $10,000 prize to the first blogger correctly identifying which six militants were photoshopped into this picture.

  28. You put your left foot in and shake it all about.
    That’s how you do the Iraqi surge.

  29. Forget don’t ask-don’t tell, what if it’s just flaming obvious the guys are light in their combat boots.

  30. Kos announced the formation of a left wing militia to be unleashed if the 2008 election didn’t conform to the reality based community reality.

  31. Today on Bowling for Terrorists…

  32. Q: How do you know their moderate Palestinians?
    A: They have their guns’ safety on.

  33. Scott_T says:

    1) The next 6 leaders of Al-Qaedi Iraq have now been identified, and alas they won’t be living for long.

    2) Hamas’s state sponsored assassination team dispatched to Hollywood in response to Basic Instinct 2’s DVD release.

    3) Hamas’s mobilizes it’s army to protect the Al-Asqa (sp?) Mosque from Isreali construction workers.

    4) Hezbollah’s newest form of fund-raising, dance performances by their troops.

  34. FormerHostage says:

    I don’t know, but I’ve been told,
    Infidel women are mighty bold.
    I don’t know, but I’ve heard rumors,
    That Israeli solders all wear bloomers.
    Sound off….

  35. With apologies to Fersboo, I think that should read, “New Qods on the Sandlot.”

  36. The Judean People’s Front crack suicide squad prepares to do battle with the People’s Front of Judea.

  37. Shahid tryouts for Madonna’s upcoming “Like A Martyr” tour.

  38. “Alright, form up, cammies on my left, business casuals on my right.”

  39. Didn’t the NCAA outlaw the firing wing formation many years ago as inherently too dangerous? Hey, maybe Illinois should adopt the Fighting Palestinians as their new symbol. I mean, if your going to be accused of being hostile and abusive, you might as well pick something that fits the part.

  40. Wave your arms in the air like you don’t care,
    Fire at the people as they stop to look and stare.
    Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick Hamas.
    Come on Fatah, tell me what’s the word?

  41. These Fatah members were getting rather tired of being lectured by Al Gore about lowering their carbine emissions.

  42. “Ok, who’s got the bullet?”

  43. Alan Kellogg says:

    Now scrape your left boot, and make sure you get it all.

  44. Maggie says:

    Take one baby step forward.

    You forgot to say “Mohammed, may I!”

  45. Scott_T says:

    1) Put your left foot in, pull your left foot out,
    Stick your Gun in the air and pull your trigger like you just don’t care!

    2) Circle-Jerks in the Palestinian armed forces were much deadlier than in other countries. (Sorry for all the ladies out their).

  46. elliot says:

    Freeze! I think I just stepped on a mine….no my mistake just camel dung….

  47. When you’re Hamas,
    You’re Hamas all the way
    From your first semtex belt
    To your last dyin’ day.

    When you’re Hamas,
    If Mossad learns our plan,
    Takes you out with a round
    You’re a martyr, my man!

    You’re always alone,
    You’re belt is all connected!
    When the switch is thrown,
    Infidels least expect it —
    You’re well projected!

    Then you are set
    With a capital H,
    Which you’ll never forget
    Till they cart your pieces away.
    When you’re Hamas,
    You stay Hamas!

  48. Wyatt Earp says:

    Six Degrees of Don’t Eat Bacon.

  49. “When Boy Bands Attack!”


  50. DaveD says:

    David Carr hadn’t been sacked once since the new offensive line was put in place.

  51. Terrence says:

    The recently released Hamas version of Dance Dance Revolution does not include a stomping pad or video game console, but it does come with Martyr-friendly uniforms.

  52. “It’s just a jump to the left…”

  53. Cowboy Blob says:

    Unlike their “Stripes” counterparts, these guys go Shaka-laka, Shaka-laka, BOOM!

  54. Hodink says:

    In tears, Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin announced that Anna Nicole’s body would be traded for Britney’s hair.

  55. elliot says:

    Okay men we’ve got 24 hrs liberty, hurry before all the good camels are taken.

  56. FormerHostage says:

    “It’s just a jump to the left…”


  57. DRUDGEBREAKING: Islamic guards, watching over the 4th most holy Islamic spot, (the rock to the right of the lead guard and 15 yards back) It is said this is the spot where Mohammed cured his case of Gonorrhea by having sex with a rabid fox. Akmed, the lead guard, was quoted as saying, “In the spring millions will pilgrimmage here to stand on that one square foot spot, thousands will die, it will be glorious.”

  58. Deathlok says:

    With Britney Spears out of the music scene, the Spice Girls attempt a comeback . . .with a twist.

  59. Caliban Darklock says:

    Here we come… walkin’ down the street… get the funniest looks from… everyone we meet…

  60. Timmer says:

    “Ms Spears? Put DOWN the umbrella and the clippers and come with us please.”

  61. “War! Ugh! What is it good for? Absolutely everything!”

  62. Hermoine says:

    Biden, Clinton, Dodd, Edwards, Obama and Kucinich. Poster Children for the War on War.

  63. elliot says:

    The sarge is gonna kill us, that’s the third Humvee we’ve lost this week.

  64. Lionel says:

    Al Qaeda beauty contestants show off this years evening wear!

  65. Adjustah says:

    Dinky, dink. Dinky, dink. Dinky, dink. Dinky, dink. Dinky, dink. Hey, Macarena!

  66. McGehee says:

    The Shareef don’t like it!
    Rock the casbah! Rock the casbah!

  67. Ingress says:

    The contestants for The Greatest Soldier prepare for the final battle. Who will be left standing?

  68. Not really Eric Idle says:

    The new jihadi recruits attempt to impress the regulars with “close order swanning about.”


    I’ve got your number ducky.
    You couldn’t afford me
    Dear, two, three.
    I’ll scratch your eyes out.
    Don’t come the suicide bomber bit with us dear.
    We all know where you’ve been,
    you jihadist fairy.

  69. Hermoine says:

    Draft dodgers gather for boot camp rehab.

  70. Maggie says:

    The Clinton war machine is back, up and running at full speed. This week James Carville gloated that no one would be “swift-boating” Hillary and that pre-emptive attacks should not be ruled out.