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  1. LJD says:

    The DNC prepares props for the launch of Hilary’s campaign tour. The theme: “You don’t have to be a man to have a huge c-ck.

  2. Would:

    “Yeah baby, ride that hard cock!”

    …be too vulgar?

  3. Matt T says:

    Dept. of Homeland Security’s follow-up to duct taping windows and color coded terror scales:

    Giant angry-looking robotic chickens will be placed at one-mile intervals on the Mexican border to scare the illegals away.

  4. Maggie says:

    After years of having their mascot called an a$$, Democrats are finally replacing their donkey with a “cut and run” chicken — much to the delight of GOP bloggers.

  5. Lindy R. Dole says:

    The Terminator Movie sequels finally jump the shark.

  6. McGehee says:

    The Air Force’s new jet fighter, the F-23½ Chickenhawk.

  7. Mythilt says:

    (For you World of Warcraft [Warcrack?] players)
    Shown is the new gnomish chicken mount for Tauran characters.

    This thing can fire an egg at a house at 60 yards…and then get-away before anyones the wiser.

  8. DaveD says:

    What was erected before the egg sculpture.

  9. norbizness says:

    Laugh at ME at the cockfights? I’ll show them!

  10. “He wears a disguise to look like human guys
    But he’s not a man, he’s a chicken Boo.”

  11. Gollum says:

    Ford promised that their new 2008 line would look like nothing else in the market and, well, they were right.

  12. Maniakes says:

    KFC unveils the secret behind their new PETA-approved chicken meals.

  13. Terrence says:

    The Iranians put final touches on their “Trojan Chicken,” complete with nuclear bomb, in an attempt to push the Jews into the sea once and for all.

  14. FormerHostage says:

    John couldn’t help bragging about his big cock.

  15. FormerHostage says:

    The one bad thing about after the Thanksgiving meal is having to pull the left over meat off the bones.

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Detroit style chicken wings.

  17. Maggie says:

    Blogger TigerHawk is building a “Chickengreen” monument to Al Gore.

  18. Wyatt Earp says:

    For you Alice in Chains fans:

    “Yeah, they’ve come to snuff the rooster!”

  19. William d'Inger says:

    Oh, that’s just a camel made by committee.

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    “No Earl, when I said ‘choke the chicken,’ I meant give the engine more gas.”

  21. John Burgess says:

    Sometimes, Viagra [TM] just isn’t enough…

  22. Lionel says:

    The dedication statue of Colonel Sanders that was made in China, lost something in translation!

  23. Scott_T says:

    1) Another father of Anna Nicoles baby is discovered.

    2) The next show on TLC, Extreme Junkyard Wars.

    3) DARPA funds some crazy chicken sh!t doesn’t it?

    4) The US Marines Corps quickly killed the messager which told them this was their new light assault vehicle.

    5) Japanesse Anime is really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is the only original Mecha they can come up with.

  24. Scott_T says:

    6) Florida hoping to cut into California’s Burning Man Festival creates the Florida Robotic Chicken Carnival, but apparently only fans from Comedy Central show up.

  25. McGehee says:

    “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.”

  26. Caliban Darklock says:

    Okay, now turn your head and cough…

  27. Builder: “I’m still confused why that girl asked me if it was hard…”

    “When he said it was hard as steel, he wasn’t lying.”

  28. elliot says:

    Definately feeding the roosters too much iron.

  29. elliot says:

    Definately feeding the CHICKENS to much iron.

  30. stillearly says:

    “…and the best part is, for alternative transportation, you don’t even need ethanol! Just put in corn, and let nature do the rest…”

  31. Cowboy Blob says:


  32. MikeM says:

    Preparations are underway for the unveiling of the mascot of the “Al Gore Climatology Center”.

  33. elliot says:

    Ah, but does it taste like chicken?

  34. elliot says:

    The GOP gets ready for their annual convention in Iowa……Frank and Bob are setting up the display for Giant Ornate Poultry in front of the convention center.

  35. McGehee says:

    What does a 30-foot-tall steel chicken say? “Here, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel!”

  36. McGehee says:

    The difference between a real chicken and this one is, a real chicken eats kernels, and this one…

  37. Maggie says:

    They’ve already sent one to “botched” joker Kerry, now members of the US military are working on a photo message for Murtha.

  38. Timmer says:

    A weather-vane built to Government specifications.

  39. JR says:

    “Sling that other cable around there and see if you can lift his pecker.”

  40. Hodink says:

    “Let’s just say Senator Clinton has her own way of proving she is cocky.”

  41. DaveD says:

    James Cameron unearths another questionable religious artifact.

  42. McGehee says:

    “No no no! I said go steal a chicken!”

  43. elliot says:

    Hey, I found the wishbone.

  44. Ingress says:

    Mr Giuliani created the Church Of The Cocksure for men who like three wives and a mistress.

  45. Rodney Dill says:

    This erection has taken longer than four hours, should we call for medical attention?

  46. Bithead says:

    With corn prices going up due to ethenol production, chaos reigned in the Kellogg’s promotional department.

  47. Q: Why did the mecha cross the battlefield?

    A: To get at the other side