Thursday, March 29, 2007
Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Chick-fil-A opens its first restaurant in Japan.
So that’s where they get ‘MOO MOO GAI PAN’
This rittle right of mine . . . I’m gonna’ ret it shine . . .
Official reports were that a strong police presence had cowed most of the protestors.
The lower ranks of PETA-SK decried their udderless leadership.
It is true that the merger of PETA, the Salvation Army, and Cyalume Technologies created certain . . . synergies.
We hab a fevah…and the plescliption? More Cowberr!
North Korea’s efforts to solve its dairy shortage by dressing men as cows seemed promising, until the first milking attempt made martyrs of the cow-men and led to candlelight vigils.
* Beef; It’s what’s for dinner.
* No, Ching; MANure comes from a BULL. It’s WOMANure that comes from a cow.
* MOO! It’s a cow thing. You wouldn’t understand.
* Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys
* So, if cows are females, does this mean we’re in drag?
* My heros have always been “Cow” boys
* Cowa Bunga, Dude….
* Ya know, I could get into this leather thing.
* Cry havoc! And let slip the cows of war!
* It was their cow tipping outfits that gave them away
*”How `bout them COWBOYS!!!”
*Save a horse – Ride a cowboy
“Chen, that is not an udder. I’m warning you for the last time. Keep your hands to yourself.”
Well the cows have come home to roost.
It had seemed like such a good when they had been finishing off the soju. Go the rally, dress up a bit, meet some girls. But now, as they sober up, it seems to have gone just dreadfully wrong.
Desperate to get more information about North Korea’s nuclear program and recognizing the extreme danger of the mission, South Korean commandos were given a rousing send off before sneaking into North Korea. South Korean officials refused to release details of how the commandos were going to escape detection.
Would you stop singing off key, people are starting to look at us.
When they turned around and noticed that no one else had read the memo about costumes, that was the moment they realized they were in deep kimchee.
Pelosi moves to discount criticism that she is all hat and no cattle when it comes to stopping the Iraq war.
Now isn’t that a much more polite way to say the free trade agreement is just bullsh*t?
How Now, Man Cow?
The anti-vegetarian league regaled the crowd with chants of “Ushii, oishii! Ushii, oishii!”
(You sort of have to speak Japanese to get it.)
Moments later, Lee, Ho, and Fuk had little time to regret choosing to conduct their protest at the entrance to the abattoir.
Beef, it’s whats for protest.
Lip synching 2 Live Crew’s “Me So Horny” won them no votes on Korean Idol.
The House of Moo was well represented at the candle-light vigil.
They thought it was a Halloween Party.
I’m sorry Chang, but I don’t think this is going to make Soylent Green any less creepy.
This protest is just cow-sit.
Twelve stomachs, no guts.
Hear no evil, see no evil, moo no evil.
* Bring out your dead———–bovines.
Al Gore then sued them for their thinly disguised ripoff of his ManBearPig persona.
Moo Man Group
Oh, I get it, a mad cow protest. What’s the matter, was Rosie unavailable?
I don’t think this is what was meant by ‘Jersey Girl’.
“I feel udderly ri-dic-u-rous!”
“We are poor little calves who have lost our way. Moo, moo, mooooo.”
Protesting? So what’s their beef?
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi! If we don’t get a cab soon we’ll just have to hoof it home.
Waiters from a Chinese restaurant find a unique way to encourage their customers to tip them.
“Three little cows from school are we…three litlle cooooows, from schoooool…”
Nestle’s New Doenjang Flavored Ice Cream Push Up, Big Hit In South Korea.
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