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  1. Kenny says:

    “These aren’t the presidents you’re looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.”

    Wait … you mean that’s not Lucas? … Hmm. Then how ’bout:

    “These aren’t the presidents you’re looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.”

  2. FormerHostage says:

    Thanks for moving that “You must be this high…” sign.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    “Borrrrrn to be wiiiiiild!”

  4. FormerHostage says:

    Just for giggles, George and Laura re-enact the chase scene from “Bullitt”

  5. Scott_T says:

    1) Thank God it’s not a Segway and their assassination attempt they tried against the President.

    2) Practicing before going on the Autotopia at DisneyWorld on their vacation.

    3) The magic is lost when you can see inside the clown car. (That’s for any resident far-lefty here) 😀

  6. Dennis says:

    Bush: Hey Luiz….Isn’t that Pelosi up ahead?
    Silva: I believe so.
    Bush: hehe…watch this….

  7. Terrence says:

    Sorry about the golf cart, Luiz. Pelosi had my presidential motorcade trimmed down over “budget issues” after my public criticism of her trip to terrorist-supporting Syria last week. You OK back there Mr. Secret Service Agent?

  8. Anderson says:

    Asked about rumors that Saddam Hussein was not executed, but rather spirited away to the U.S. where he became his caddy, President Bush told reporters, “America would never allow itself to become a haven for ex-dictators. Now watch this putt. –Saddie! My 9-iron!”

  9. elliot says:

    Watch me beat the crap out of Laura.

  10. Hodink says:

    “So, Luizi-peezi, when you go home, a girl named Pelosi may want to visit you. Just tell her that you already talked to the “incompetent” President of The united States about stuff.”

  11. the Pirate says:

    “Okay, How may mulligans is Clinton gonna take?”

  12. Ingress says:

    “My favorite? Play Station 3 – Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. I’ll ditch Laura and we can go play.”

  13. G.A.Phillips says:

    These danged hybrids ain’t worth a sh…..

  14. floyd says:

    Ten years after leaving office the ex-president is seen entering the expressway at the wheel of one of the “new ” Gore-caddylacs!

  15. Rachel Edith says:

    “After things calm down, we’re gonna run Laura in ’12. She’s back there practicing her presidential wave now.”

  16. B. Minich says:

    Excuse me, but can you direct us to Tiger Woods? We’re a bit lost.

    Bush is forced to turn around and drive back to the motorcade when the club members at Augusta National refuse to let his wife on the club grounds.

  17. Gollum says:

    Luiz delightedly stumbles upon “Porn Stash One.”

  18. Gollum says:

    Luiz: (thinking) “Heh, well, I guess there’s no ‘weapons of mass destruction’ in THERE.”

  19. President Bush: This is everything, ain’t it? This is the choice it comes down to — this is our immortality.
    Luiz Silva: You don’t need to be thinking immortality — you need to be thinking, “hit the 7 iron!”

  20. Hermoine says:

    “We’re gonna extend military tours of duty for 20 more years – 3 months at a time. Of course, I’ll stay on as Commander in Chief.”

  21. simple okie says:

    The President and Mrs Bush enjoy their day on the set of Caddy Shack.

  22. Lasting Magic says:

    “Nope, nope. Sorry. I drive ever since Cheney creamed my mother in the 5th fairway.”

  23. Bobby says:

    The Motorcade was fine until a lone golfer teed off from the grassy knoll.

  24. Bobby says:

    “Rich white guy Pimping” 101: Always make sure your b*tch keeps her cart at least 20 paces behind.