Outside the Beltway

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1. Brandon Jaynes says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 09:04

   The rules:
   1) Each participant will observe a moment of silence.
   2) Each participant will then take 20 paces, at a rate of 1 pace per second.
   3) Each participant will then turn and fire at his or her opponent.
   4) Each participant will continue to fire until his or her opponent is vanquished.
2. Joe R. the Unabrewer says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 09:27

   Well, one of us has to start the sniffing.
3. Hodink says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 09:49

   “Find what you are looking for, you will. Go there, I can not. Know what I am talking about, do you? Hmmm…?”

   “Gotta go. Good grief. Star Wars comes out and suddenly he’s President Yoda.”
4. McGehee says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 09:51

   “Uh, Mr. President? That’s not a shoelace.”
5. The Man says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 10:49

   Karl Rove: “Sit….Good boy”
6. Laurence Simon says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 11:14

   “I knew I should have gotten a turtle.”
7. Brian J. says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 12:07

   No, George, I said, “Take Barney on a hike.”
8. Bithead says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 12:34

   * No, Mrs Beasley isn’t in THERE, either.

   * Now taking bets on who lifts his leg first

   * The President showing he can take a more receptive tone with other opinions.
9. Maniakes says:
   Monday, 23 May 2005 at 13:15

   Darn dog was down here a second ago. Where could he have got to?
10. Lorg Skyegon says:
    Monday, 23 May 2005 at 14:03

    On closer inspection, these are loafers.
11. Hodink says:
    Monday, 23 May 2005 at 14:33

    “Ya know, when I snap my fingers for anyone except the French, Russians, Koreans, Chinese, Muslims and you … they jump. What heritage are you anyhow?”
12. Rich G. says:
    Monday, 23 May 2005 at 17:37

    “Crap they’re tied again. Get the hose!”
13. Janna says:
    Monday, 23 May 2005 at 17:42

    ‘Bushie Style’
14. Jephray says:
    Monday, 23 May 2005 at 22:15

    “This new SHOOBA sucks!”
15. Sgt Fluffy says:
    Monday, 23 May 2005 at 23:15

    Barney!……

    Frank!…..

    (think Marco Polo)

    I know…lame
16. CommonSense says:
    Tuesday, 24 May 2005 at 07:31

    W: I dunno Barney, they look like they’re tied to me…

    Barney: Well check them again.
    Barney (to self): Dumbass.
17. T. Harris says:
    Tuesday, 24 May 2005 at 10:45

    Hey Barney, look. This is how you assume the “Compromise of the Seven Suckered Saps” position.
18. the other Teresa says:
    Tuesday, 24 May 2005 at 14:01

    As the world looks on, President Bush performs another percarious political balancing act…

    “Barney! Whatever you do…DO NOT let go!!”
19. Hermoine says:
    Tuesday, 24 May 2005 at 16:54

    “Yo, Barney! Before you go, would ya do a ‘Simon says stand up.’ first?”
20. Bouhaki says:
    Wednesday, 25 May 2005 at 13:48

    “Ok, so I’ll stay here with my eyes closed and count to 100 and you’ll go hide and then you’ll bark and with my eyes still closed, I’ll try to find you.”