Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. The rules:
    1) Each participant will observe a moment of silence.
    2) Each participant will then take 20 paces, at a rate of 1 pace per second.
    3) Each participant will then turn and fire at his or her opponent.
    4) Each participant will continue to fire until his or her opponent is vanquished.

  2. Well, one of us has to start the sniffing.

  3. Hodink says:

    “Find what you are looking for, you will. Go there, I can not. Know what I am talking about, do you? Hmmm…?”

    “Gotta go. Good grief. Star Wars comes out and suddenly he’s President Yoda.”

  4. McGehee says:

    “Uh, Mr. President? That’s not a shoelace.”

  5. The Man says:

    Karl Rove: “Sit….Good boy”

  6. “I knew I should have gotten a turtle.”

  7. Brian J. says:

    No, George, I said, “Take Barney on a hike.”

  8. Bithead says:

    * No, Mrs Beasley isn’t in THERE, either.

    * Now taking bets on who lifts his leg first

    * The President showing he can take a more receptive tone with other opinions.

  9. Maniakes says:

    Darn dog was down here a second ago. Where could he have got to?

  10. Lorg Skyegon says:

    On closer inspection, these are loafers.

  11. Hodink says:

    “Ya know, when I snap my fingers for anyone except the French, Russians, Koreans, Chinese, Muslims and you … they jump. What heritage are you anyhow?”

  12. Rich G. says:

    “Crap they’re tied again. Get the hose!”

  13. Janna says:

    ‘Bushie Style’

  14. Jephray says:

    “This new SHOOBA sucks!”

  15. Sgt Fluffy says:



    (think Marco Polo)

    I know…lame

  16. CommonSense says:

    W: I dunno Barney, they look like they’re tied to me…

    Barney: Well check them again.
    Barney (to self): Dumbass.

  17. T. Harris says:

    Hey Barney, look. This is how you assume the “Compromise of the Seven Suckered Saps” position.

  18. As the world looks on, President Bush performs another percarious political balancing act…

    “Barney! Whatever you do…DO NOT let go!!”

  19. Hermoine says:

    “Yo, Barney! Before you go, would ya do a ‘Simon says stand up.’ first?”

  20. Bouhaki says:

    “Ok, so I’ll stay here with my eyes closed and count to 100 and you’ll go hide and then you’ll bark and with my eyes still closed, I’ll try to find you.”