Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    What? Oh darn. Gaza strip? Let’s go. We thought you said Guys strip!

  2. Richard Gardner says:

    (R-L) Andrew Sullivan, Kevin Drum, and James Joyner celebrate announcement of the new Babylon V movie, with Hamas bombs in the background

  3. TheHat says:

    Toad Pink

  4. DaveD says:

    Thalom, Thweetie!

  5. CGHill says:

    Will the real Glenn Greenwald please – um, sit down?

  6. Kenny says:

    (Since we’re in Gaza for this one I’ll go with the Hebrew spelling …)

    Get your umbrella girlfriend, cause Halleluya its raining men!

  7. WASHINGTON (AP) — A confidential Pentagon study reports mixed results from the first field test of the highly controversial “gay bomb” …

  8. Bithead says:

    Ya know, there are some pictures which tell the story without caption. This is one such.

  9. Mister Biggs says:

    Don’t worry, we’re Kosher

  10. Gollum says:

    Some accused Maxim’s spread of “Women of the Israeli Defense Forces” to be a bait-and-switch.

  11. Gollum says:

    Heh heh. Which one do you think goes by “Ram”?

  12. Gollum says:

    Ami, Avi, and Hod, one night sailed off in a pink wooden shoe;
    Sailed off down the river Jordan into a salty sea of dew.
    “Where are you going and what do you wish?” the old moon asked the three.
    “We’ve come to fish for the herring fish that live in the beautiful Dead Sea.
    Parasols of lace and pink hats have we,” said Ami, Avi, and Hod.

  13. rodney dill says:

    “Hey! …any of you guys Rosh Katan?”

  14. Why they hate us, or perhaps them.

  15. G.A.Phillips says:

    WASHINGTON (AP)–The new Gaza checkpoint was a great success as dozens of suicide bombers surrendered their bomb belts in hysterical laughter as they came across the newly dressed Israeli soldiers and their tea party.

  16. Andy says:

    These guys are probably all IDF reserve, making this Richard Perle’s greatest fantasy come to life.

  17. McCain says:

    The science is settled on global pinking.

  18. Alan Kellogg says:

    “Three little maids from school are we…”

  19. Phil Smith says:

    Sadly, Graham Chapman could not be reached for comment.

  20. physics geek says:

    The newest in retro 1970s bands: The Village of the Damned People.

    Promotional movie poster for The Princess Guys.
    “The phone goes green, green, we pink it up and say ‘Yellow!’ and…”

    “For the love of god, stop it with that stupid joke. It wasn’t funny the first time.”
    New PSA warning: the dangers of pink eye.

    Crimefighting unit The Mauve Squad makes its first public appearance.

  21. dennis says:

    A recent picture of a local “Al-Gayda” Cell in SanFrancisco

  22. chsw says:

    “Well, we will be looking forward to next year’s parade in Damascus or Riyadh.”


  23. This year Tel Aviv, next year Tehran!

  24. I didn’t recognize the Hogettes without their noses.

  25. Wyatt Earp says:

    The Three Muske-queers!

  26. Gollum says:

    I’ll bet this story has a fairy tail ending.

  27. FormerHostage says:

    Oy vey, that’s so ghey!

  28. FormerHostage says:

    Which one is Sheehan again?

  29. Hodink says:

    Getting ready for Scooter.

  30. B. Minich says:

    I have no words . . .

  31. Cowboy Blob says:

    Levi nicknamed his two new friends “Eight Seconds” and “Sloppy Seconds.”

    Going for the Rodney’s Bottom of the Barrel this time. And so are they.

  32. Scott_T says:

    1) The line outside the club the Chosen People were playing, apparently the clothes designer is these guy’s favorite.

    1a) The Chosen People’s hit song: Macho, Macho, Men?

    2) If those wrists get any more limp it’d be considered rubber bands.

  33. Hermoine says:

    Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady.

  34. MikeM says:

    Are you guys from Texas? Because I hear that only two things come from Texas.

  35. pudge says:

    Don’t wait another day!!!
    Get the all new Ripco(tm) “Closet-Buster” ointment(or salve) and be biting pillows by tonight !!!
    Remember,if it says “Ripco” on the tube,he’ll know you’re 100% homo wherever it goes.

  36. pudge says:

    Apparently he saw this, and that was that for the Rev. Falwell.

  37. pudge says:

    “They were strolling through the park 3 gays,
    On a very comm-u-nist May Day,
    Their 3 votes to the left guise,
    Such as Edwards churlish ey-y-y-es,
    Instead a summer sausage with they plaaaaayed!”