Thursday, August 23, 2007
Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
* And when Saruman grabbed the ball like THIS, he was REALLY talking to ME.
“And now for my final act, I will levitate the President’s approval rating.”
“Now Chris, we have been over this. I’m reforming my image, call me MC Rove.”
Then the Itsy Bitsy Spider Crwawled up the water spout….
“Obladi oblada life goes on Chris
Lala how the life goes on
Obladi Oblada life goes on Chris
Lala how the life goes on.”
A Portrait of Freedom
But if I keep my fingers spread like this, the strings don’t get tangled and I can even make George appear to jog.
So with my left hand I turned the knob to 11 and Dean started to scream in Iowa.
Sarkozy wins and now we see Rove in ‘French cuffs’. Coincidence? I think not.
These are not the questions you want to ask.
Rove: So I put the left hand in and shook it all about. Then I realized it should have been the right hand. Why was I thinking left? Maybe that’s the “Other right.” That’s it! Whew!
I’m a illusionist….I’m fooling you…and you don’t like it…..
Hey, don’t hate ME,…..I used to be “one of them Long-haired,Hippie-type,Pinko-f*gs. [Just check out my 1971 photos]
KRove scratches and spins on Fox News.
1. No, the ball is under my other hand.
2. Just because I hold my hand like this doesn’t mean I’m gay.
3. Rove demonstrates how he originated the Mojito Twist while mixing drinks at a late night White House working dinner.
“In three seconds, a speech by Hillary Clinton contains this much bullsh*t.”
Karl gets set to push his “That Was Easy” button one last time before leaving the White House.
“Frankly, I had to leave. This arm gets out of control, giving a “Heil, Hitler” salute and trying to choke folks. Wanna see?”
Rove: ” you want me to come over there, Chris! I didn’t think soo! One call buddy and your doing weather for channel 9!”
Unless the bride money is at least this high, we don’t even entertain the discussion.
Free at last. Oh, Free at last!
Uh, I’m not scared of… I’m not scared of… Uh,
Who’s afraid of…Hillary Clinton. Not me, No, Sir. In fact, I won’t even mention her name.
There is nothing to fear but…
That’s about the size of it!
Rove demonstrates how to grab the Venezuelan oil fields.
I do believe I’m about to have a vowel movement.
“Many folks think of me as the most influential White House aide in living memory. I, myself, liken my arrival to the second coming, my impact to that of Svengali and my achievements compare with those of Muhammad.”
Well, my plumber was running behind schedual and I didn’t want to be late. I reached in and unclogged the toilet myself.
Rove was demonstrating official White house policy with interns during the Clinton era.
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After ditching the beard and the heavy Russian accent, Rasputin found it easier to get work.
A former Special Forces soldier, Rove is quitting his White House job so he can personally join the hunt for bin Laden.
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