Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    * And when Saruman grabbed the ball like THIS, he was REALLY talking to ME.

  2. MikeM says:

    “And now for my final act, I will levitate the President’s approval rating.”

  3. modestly quiet riot says:

    “Now Chris, we have been over this. I’m reforming my image, call me MC Rove.”

  4. dennis says:

    Then the Itsy Bitsy Spider Crwawled up the water spout….

  5. Hodink says:

    “Obladi oblada life goes on Chris
    Lala how the life goes on
    Obladi Oblada life goes on Chris
    Lala how the life goes on.”

  6. Triumph says:

    A Portrait of Freedom

  7. yetanotherjohn says:

    But if I keep my fingers spread like this, the strings don’t get tangled and I can even make George appear to jog.

    So with my left hand I turned the knob to 11 and Dean started to scream in Iowa.

    Sarkozy wins and now we see Rove in ‘French cuffs’. Coincidence? I think not.

    These are not the questions you want to ask.

  8. Roger says:

    Rove: So I put the left hand in and shook it all about. Then I realized it should have been the right hand. Why was I thinking left? Maybe that’s the “Other right.” That’s it! Whew!

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    I’m a illusionist….I’m fooling you…and you don’t like it…..

  10. floyd says:

    Hey, don’t hate ME,…..I used to be “one of them Long-haired,Hippie-type,Pinko-f*gs. [Just check out my 1971 photos]

  11. KRove scratches and spins on Fox News.

  12. chsw says:

    1. No, the ball is under my other hand.

    2. Just because I hold my hand like this doesn’t mean I’m gay.

    3. Rove demonstrates how he originated the Mojito Twist while mixing drinks at a late night White House working dinner.


  13. Wyatt Earp says:

    “In three seconds, a speech by Hillary Clinton contains this much bullsh*t.”

  14. DaveD says:

    Karl gets set to push his “That Was Easy” button one last time before leaving the White House.

  15. Rachel Edith says:

    “Frankly, I had to leave. This arm gets out of control, giving a “Heil, Hitler” salute and trying to choke folks. Wanna see?”

  16. Sssteve says:

    Rove: ” you want me to come over there, Chris! I didn’t think soo! One call buddy and your doing weather for channel 9!”

  17. Deathlok says:

    Unless the bride money is at least this high, we don’t even entertain the discussion.

  18. Su Berton says:

    Free at last. Oh, Free at last!

  19. Su Berton says:

    Uh, I’m not scared of… I’m not scared of… Uh,
    Who’s afraid of…Hillary Clinton. Not me, No, Sir. In fact, I won’t even mention her name.

  20. Su Berton says:

    There is nothing to fear but…
    Hillary Clinton.

  21. Su Berton says:

    Bush’s Brain?
    That’s about the size of it!

  22. McCain says:

    Rove demonstrates how to grab the Venezuelan oil fields.

  23. Alan Kellogg says:

    I do believe I’m about to have a vowel movement.

  24. Hermoine says:

    “Many folks think of me as the most influential White House aide in living memory. I, myself, liken my arrival to the second coming, my impact to that of Svengali and my achievements compare with those of Muhammad.”

  25. elliot says:

    Well, my plumber was running behind schedual and I didn’t want to be late. I reached in and unclogged the toilet myself.

  26. Mr Bagel says:

    Rove was demonstrating official White house policy with interns during the Clinton era.

    Mr Bagel
    Check Out: Bodegy Bagel’s Caption Contest

  27. fustian says:

    After ditching the beard and the heavy Russian accent, Rasputin found it easier to get work.

  28. fustian says:

    A former Special Forces soldier, Rove is quitting his White House job so he can personally join the hunt for bin Laden.