Monday, March 10, 2008
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
The Democrats have finally found a way to count the delegates in Florida and Michigan.
Grampa Vick preps a feisty one for a no holes barred cage match.
The Haitian Home Depot Outdoors Center are now stocking the latest in high-tech divining chickens. Hurry on down to the Depot to avoid the rush. No rain checks, limit one per customer.
Haitian voodoo priest Max Beauvoir finally answers the question of just exactly where McNuggets are located on a chicken.
Tribal elders in Kogelo, Kenya, demonstrate what will happen to Hillary if she tries to steal the nomination from Barack.
After it was all over, the question still was not answered…’who came first’.
Sex definitions –
kinky: you use a feather
perverted: you use the whole chicken
“Oh look. Scraps is a boy chicken.”
Anyone who sees anything “unusual” or “out of the normal” in Obama’s pastor or their church practices is just a racist.
Then if she wins again, you cut off the chicken’s head under a full moon and …
Maybe this is explain why so many super delegates are de-pledging the Clinton campaign.
Another senior Obama adviser is in the news today.
No one has more graphically expressed the idea that the whole nomination fight has been chicken sh*t.
To stop global warming we must restrict jet travel. So as an alternative, you grasp the bird firmly by the legs and …
I feel like chicken tonight.
Many parts of the chicken are edible, but it helps to pluck it first.
Where is PETA when you need them?
White robes and chicken beheading: This and other fashion disasters on E! tonight.
Love me tenders, love them fried.
Part of the demonstration was to identify exactly which part of the chicken the ‘chicken tenders’ came from.
Chelsea and Bill were no match for the crowd-mesmerizing Uncle Obama.
“Nope! Chickens DON’T have nuggets…”
Captain Max Beauvoir instructs local Haitian villagers on the proper methods of piloting a chicken to the shores of the USA.
Zimbabwe’s President Mugabe consults with his latest economic adviser.
A new UN program seeks to mitigate the growing disparity between developing and third world prop comics.
Professor Max Beauvoir of the Port-au-Prince Haiti School of Government gives CNN suggestions on how to predict the superdelegate counts.
Professor Max Beauvoir of the Port-au-Prince Haiti School of Government gives tips to the DNC on a better way than superdelegates on how to select their next presidential candidate.
Professor Max Beauvoir of the University of Minnesota School of Economics gives a lecture on Democratic Party economic policy.
Say what? Chicken Butt!
Guinea’s Presidential witch doctor decides whether or not the country recognize Serb independence.
* “This chicken has no beak”, said Jabu, impeccably. He was looking at the wrong end.
* #1 CAUSE OF DEATH FOR KFC CHICKENS – details inside
* You’ve heard of Dances With Wolves? This guy is Splits with Chickens
* Gary Larson’s inspiration
* The newest in environmentally freindly transportation.
* Moooo! (Oh, wait, that’s not right…)
* Amazing! And you say the whole ‘ting is made from rubber?
1) Evidence found with Client No. 9 from prostitue who described what happened as “something not normal…”
2) Normally when you try to break the wishbone, the bird is already dead and cooked.
3) The fabled Donkey Show has nothing compared to a true Rooster Show.
4) NYC Democrat’s last hope to turn the party around after Spitzer’s announcement.
“Former President Bill Clinton (The first Black President) was out on the campaign trail today showing supporters just how voodoo magick will get those delegates back for Hillary”
I Make a wish on each leg.
When that 3 a.m. call finally came, President Obama exlaimed to his secretary: tell them I’m busy. And if anyone asks, no … I haven’t seen Michael Vick.
When Spitzer family spokesman was asked by the press “just what WOULDN’T the $5,500/hr whore do because she said wasn’t safe sex?”
The truth behind the singing chicken industry … was not pretty.
Finger licking good to you? Well … might not be finger lickin good to me.
The start of another day at Daily Kos (and the daily bawk, bawk dance).
OTB’s new comment sign in regimen, wasn’t Elmo’s cuppa tea.
Invitations to the Man-Chicken-Love Association’s spring wing ding, began arriving in member’s mailboxes.
Col Sanders’ unacknowledged cousin Fred demonstrates where exactly those secret herbs and spices should be stuffed for maximum seasoning.
Eliot Spitzer says – “Don’t quit your job! Use Boo Boo’s Voodoo. Unexplained deaths and public opinion reversal. I’m not just the President, I’m also a client!”
* Look, where’s the damn EGGS?
* I am Sabuno of Borg. You will be assimilated. ReClucktance is Futile.
* The chicken had to pay the penalty for crossing the road.
* “There shall be no peace while the chicken lives!”
* The chicken was dead. Which, of course, would make it a Poultrygeist.
* Deja Voodo: Have I sacrificed this chicken before?
* This guy’s barking up the wrong chicken
* A pox on all your houses, said the chicken
* The roadkill cafe chef, preparing the chicken that didn’t make it across the road.
* yeah, it tastes like chicken….. Ummm…Oh, yeah. Never mind.
Once again, Floyd the rooster felt short changed by reincarnation.
Turn your head to the right and cough.
The leftwingnut media’s revival of voodoo economics, may yet be a factor in the fall election.
Elmo kinda wished the Hollywood writer’s strike hadn’t ended.
In Art’s garage, no one can hear your scream.
Freestyle gold medal winner Toyvold Ingmar, at the start of his routine. During the World Chicken Plucker Championships in Helsinki.
If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready? …. Cialis
“Ok, ok. I am the grandfather of Geraldine Ferraro and I was unsuccessful most of my life because I was black at the wrong time.”
Hillary’s other choice for a vice-president running mate.
No, I’m not an Avian Flu scientist with the CDC. But I did sleep at a Holiday Inn last night.
Nader’s search for relevance continued.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Obama and Ferraro tussle on the campaign trail.
Yea though I walk through the valley of death …. I fear no evil. For I have my funny hat and a chicken.
The age old mystery … which came first, chicken or egg? Still baffles Scientologists.
Governor Spitzer’s eleventh hour search for one last remaining shred of dignity. Was in vain.
Lt. Governor Paterson assumes control in Albany.
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