Caption Contest Winners
The Survivor: Haiti Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Thony Belizaire)
Brilliant captions by all… though it nearly became an Elmo Vs. Bithead contest… You really need to check out all the captions, there are some real gems.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Bithead – The Democrats have finally found a way to count the delegates in Florida and Michigan.
Second: Elmo – If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready? … Cialis
Third: Scott_T (aka Client No. 8) – Evidence found with Client No. 9 from prostitute who described what happened as “something not normal…”
HONORABLE MENTION
Hermoine – “Ok, ok. I am the grandfather of Geraldine Ferraro and I was unsuccessful most of my life because I was black at the wrong time.”
Timmer – Col Sanders’ unacknowledged cousin Fred demonstrates where exactly those secret herbs and spices should be stuffed for maximum seasoning.
Maggie – Tribal elders in Kogelo, Kenya, demonstrate what will happen to Hillary if she tries to steal the nomination from Barack.
elliot – After it was all over, the question still was not answered…’who came first’.
Stormy Dragon – A new UN program seeks to mitigate the growing disparity between developing and third world prop comics.
Hodink – Chelsea and Bill were no match for the crowd-mesmerizing Uncle Obama.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Maybe Jim Perdue shouldn’t hire illegal immigrant labor.
KFC — Haiti Style
“don’t braise me bro”
While Hillary acquired more Superdelegates and won her parties nomination her baseball sized head put off the public for the general November election.
The 
Thursday Contest is already saying toodle-oo to Babaloo.
In thanks, I offer a couple for free:
* Git in mah belly!!!!!!!!
* Remember, this is not about race, this is about ISSUES
* What Eliot had professionally prepared for Kristen
* Outtakes from “Dragnet”, the PAGAN scenes.
* The alternate outcome from “Chicken Run”… or is it Harry Potter? I forget.
* Alton Brown’s forgettable cooking Sidekick.
* Barrack Obama, while visiting Africa, tries on the native “Chicken” garb. Fortune smiled on him that day… nobody can recognize him.
I’ll have some of whatever you’re having tonight Bithead.
I thought mine maybe should have had a parenthetical add (yikes). Was indeed a pretty good week for sniping and snarkasm though!
Chicken Soup. Good for the soul, ya know.