Caption Contest Winners

The Survivor: Haiti Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AFP/Thony Belizaire)

Brilliant captions by all… though it nearly became an Elmo Vs. Bithead contest… You really need to check out all the captions, there are some real gems.


First: BitheadThe Democrats have finally found a way to count the delegates in Florida and Michigan.

Second: ElmoIf a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready? … Cialis

Third: Scott_T (aka Client No. 8) – Evidence found with Client No. 9 from prostitute who described what happened as “something not normal…”


Hermoine – “Ok, ok. I am the grandfather of Geraldine Ferraro and I was unsuccessful most of my life because I was black at the wrong time.”

TimmerCol Sanders’ unacknowledged cousin Fred demonstrates where exactly those secret herbs and spices should be stuffed for maximum seasoning.

Maggie – Tribal elders in Kogelo, Kenya, demonstrate what will happen to Hillary if she tries to steal the nomination from Barack.

elliot – After it was all over, the question still was not answered…’who came first’.

Stormy Dragon – A new UN program seeks to mitigate the growing disparity between developing and third world prop comics.

Hodink – Chelsea and Bill were no match for the crowd-mesmerizing Uncle Obama.


Maybe Jim Perdue shouldn’t hire illegal immigrant labor.

KFC — Haiti Style

“don’t braise me bro”

While Hillary acquired more Superdelegates and won her parties nomination her baseball sized head put off the public for the general November election.

The charlesmanThursday Contest is already saying toodle-oo to Babaloo.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    In thanks, I offer a couple for free:

    * Git in mah belly!!!!!!!!

    * Remember, this is not about race, this is about ISSUES

    * What Eliot had professionally prepared for Kristen

    * Outtakes from “Dragnet”, the PAGAN scenes.

    * The alternate outcome from “Chicken Run”… or is it Harry Potter? I forget.

    * Alton Brown’s forgettable cooking Sidekick.

  2. Bithead says:

    * Barrack Obama, while visiting Africa, tries on the native “Chicken” garb. Fortune smiled on him that day… nobody can recognize him.

  3. rodney dill says:

    I’ll have some of whatever you’re having tonight Bithead.

  4. Elmo says:

    I thought mine maybe should have had a parenthetical add (yikes). Was indeed a pretty good week for sniping and snarkasm though!

  5. Bithead says:

    I’ll have some of whatever you’re having tonight Bithead.

    Chicken Soup. Good for the soul, ya know.