Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DL says:

    Which one is our leader? The dark one or the short dumpy one that brays like us?

    Just a caucus of typical long eared Democrats waiting for their usual breakfast of waffles.

    This will look real cool for the Harlem and the brie vote, with that white jackass stuck in the back where he belongs.

  2. markm says:

    Taking time out from kissing terrorists, Jimmuh Carter and his entourage pose for the camera. It is not known who the two asses on the left are.

  3. markm says:

    While filming for the latest episode of “Wild Kingdom”, Jim Fowler obtained this amazing and rare shot of what appears to be a herd of superdelagates.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Howard Dean can’t see the forest for the superdelegates.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Q: Is McCain the real winner of the Democratic Primary?

    A: Does an ass shit in the woods?

  6. DaveD says:

    Despite Hillary’s impressive showing in the PA primary, the superdelegates still seem to overwhelmingly favor Obama.

  7. G.A.Phillips says:

    The validity of Evolution takes another hit as a clan of cave liberals is discovered living in secluded valley at the base of the rocky mountains.

  8. Bithead says:

    Can’t be Jimmah Carter, markim.
    Wrong end.

  9. C Mercer says:

    Does my ass look big in this?

  10. “C’mon boys, our work in Pennsylvania is through. Next stop Indiana.”

  11. “I pity the mule that doesn’t vote for Hillary.”

  12. Shrek 4 is apparently a live action film.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    More ass than a Paris Hilton sleep-over.

  14. yetanotherjohn says:

    This is not your Father’s democratic party.

    The trendiest thing today is to go to an Obama rally and get a little ass.

    White donkeys … we need more white donkeys.

    The donkeys are coming home to roost.

    The democratic primary is making and ASS of U and ME.

  15. A herd, not a pack.

  16. “It’s pronounced doo-ma.”

  17. Bithead says:

    * Gee, Jackie.. just think; It it wasn’t for the fact that nobody could draw a decent leech, we’d not be the symbol of a party.

    * Obligitory Monty Python: I blow my nose at you, you donkey bottom biter!

    * Jaun Valdez’ front yard

    * Johnny…(right).. was the smartest of the bunch. Unfortunately for Johnny, nobody likes a smart ass.

    * Donkeyote: an idealistic ass that howls at windmills and tilts at the moon… or something.

  18. Elmo says:

    Who needs a caption!

    Mulitple choice/select one: A) What a Clinton cabinet will look like. B) what an Obama cabinet will look like.

    Literary target rich environment.

    Drama builds in advance of the Denver Democratic convention.

    Hillary enjoys yet another day in the campaign sun.

    So many captions … so little time.

  19. Gollum says:

    Supporters mistook Obama’s pledge to return the party to the grand days of Eeyore.

  20. Gollum says:

    Nielsen researchers finally discover why Hee-Haw re-runs are big in Cyprus.

  21. A herd of pack animals or a pack of herd animals?

  22. John425 says:

    Superdelegates being corraled by Dean.

    Burros gathering for a run to the border.

    CNN reports that exit polls show 42% of black and brown burros went for Obama and 38% of brown and black burros voted for Clinton.

  23. Halp Us JOhn Karry We R Stuck Her In Cyprus

  24. Donkeys congregate in anticipation of an appearance by the Ass of Life.

  25. Bithead says:

    … Dan Rather, HDNet News, Denver.

  26. You may think they’re Democrats, but they’re not–there’s a lot of asses in both parties.

  27. elliot says:

    Mule in front: Excuse me, I can’t get out of here.

    Lighter mule: Why?

    Mule in front: I am caught between a rock and your hard face.

  28. floyd says:

    Bill Clinton shows up to speak at the congressional black caucus, Claiming to be America’s first black president.

  29. floyd says:

    The two on the “left”[barack & hillary] responded when asked to show their best face for the picture!

  30. floyd says:

    Hey Hillary… why don’t you get mad when Howard asks you to get out of the race?
    Hillary….. AW-he-aw he-aw he-aways asks me that!

  31. floyd says:

    [jackass#1]…Hey! The rest of you guys ever notice how much Howard Dean looks like John McCain?
    [jackass#2]… Yeah we’re all gonna look like Asses when the country finds out they’re the same guy!
    [jackass#3]… Ya know, I’ve never seen them together in the same room! Have you??

  32. floyd says:

    The family that BRAYS together, stays together!

  33. Bithead says:

    The proof of concept shot for the new “Bud Lite” commercial

  34. Any Jack Ass Can Balance The Budget And Lower The National Debt…But It Takes A Elephant With It’s Head Up It’s Ass To Use a Chinese Credit Card.

  35. Elmo says:

    Home, home on the range
    Where Barry and Hillary play
    Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
    And they throw pies at each other all day

  36. Elmo says:

    So many asses, so few toilet seats.

  37. Mope says:

    Ain’t democrats cute when they’re outranged?

  38. markm says:

    An AP photo discovery found while searching their archives stirs the pot again on Hillary’s lesbianism. The picture, taken at an ass singles bar “Winks” clearly shows Hillary Clinton (front black ass)getting a whiff job by Huma Abedin (brown ass/whiffer). Based on pure speculation it is believed that the smell of ass brought them together.

  39. physics geek says:

    As the 2008 primary season draws to a close, the super delegates finally gather together to make their decision.

    “Moral of the story is this: ‘If you try to please everyone, you lose your ass.’… why are all of you staring at me?”

    “Don’t they look cute? Hey, I’m an ass man.”

    “Jimmy Carter, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bar…”

  40. Deathlok says:

    It’s not really a city, just a group of little burroughs (burrows)

  41. John425 says:

    We’ve got ’em cornered and now it’s time for a little grab-ass.

  42. Elmo says:

    The answer my friend …. is braying in the wind.

    Barack: I’m qualified to be President of these United States.
    Hillary: No way dude, I’m the one who is most qualified.
    Kucinich: Boo-sheet, you’re all talking out of your asses.

    Mommy those donkeys are staring at me.

  43. Elmo says:

    Why can’t I just eat my waffle? …. Just let me eat my waffle.

  44. serr8d says:

    It’s not so much the altitude of the ears, but more so the attitude of the lips that determines the bitterness of the ass-kisser.

  45. Elmo says:

    Well you might not think a donkey would be a good spokesperson, for a hemorrhoid creme? But I gotta-tell-ya when I get a pain in my ass … I reach for Preparation H.

    Hollywood’s elite turn out for The Night of a Thousand Stars political fundraiser. On the grounds of Barbara Streisand’s luxurious Malibu estate.

    After eight years in the wilderness, Moshe Obama attempts to lead the Dems back to the White House.

  46. Obama: “You’re thinking of quitting, I hope!”

    Hillary: “When donkeys fly!”