Monday, July 7, 2008
One more OTB Caption ContestTM from me before Mr. Dill returns on Bastille Day.
Get into the swing of things with this one:
Winners will be announced Saturday PM.
An unfortunate typo led to the loss of many
‘bashing machines’ in quality control.
* What happened when Gallagher got hired as the Maytag spokseman
The rogue bands of Maytag repairmen were finally caught in the act.
Okay Mr. HotNSweaty been bashing washing machines all day, how do you expect me to get that blue wife beater clean for work tomorrow?
One would think their skulls would be hard enough without the hats.
Liberals are going back to their roots by channeling the luddites.
Gangs of sledgehammer wielding thugs terrorizing suburban appliance owners.
Citing appliances as the devils means of giving women to much time around the house, Islamic youth take a righteous stand against western values.
Smashing Pumpkins hammer machines to stay in shape.
As usual, black washing machines are disproportionally underrepresented.
Nutroots misconstrue Daily Kos orders for a “whitewash job”.
Feebs show they can dismantle a money-laundering operation.
Anger management class field trip.
With the last U.S. sword factory having moved to Mexico, American pacifists are reduced to beating washers into plowshares.
Newer washers have a built-in recycle setting.
Al Qaeda skyscraper-smashing madrassas start with the basics.
PETA exposes clandestine baby-seal-clubbing training camp.
Luddite Olympic trials.
I don’t like front loading washers either, but damn.
Did you say Rodney returns on Bash Steel day?
Stop! – – Hammer time!
Well, after Townshend got done bashing his guitar to pieces, the band just kinda went crazy, ya know?
The wives really did mean it when they said they wouldn’t be doing laundry anymore.
“Village People Branch” of Log Cabin Republicans hammer away at FOX News all white straight political spin machines !!
* Once they got done with the SUV’s….
Islamists respond after Mullahs declare washing machines to be “unclean”.
Rage Against the [Washing] Machine.
“Swing away Merrill. Merrill… swing away. ….”
“Calgon… take me away”
Entry 3367 of the rejected Peter Gabriel music video themes.
These new lighter weight washing machines were field tested and been rated far better than the standard washing machines.. pound for pound.
The Sock Puppet Liberation Army stages its first operation in preparation for Denver.
Out damn spot!
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