Thursday, July 24, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
* Novaa-aa-aa-k? Is that Bob Novaa-aa-aa-k?
* “Wanna go to the races today?” ” Nah, the only reason people ever go to those things is to see a sheep crash.”
* NASCAR takes on a new image once Al Gore gets that UN appointment.
* There are places in Southern Iran that would consider this to be pornographic.
And they thought playing the Rams was tough.
*sheep: “1-2-3 STEAMROLLER!!”
*sheep: “7 seconds THIS byatch!”
I knew this was a Baa-aad Idea.
*sheep: “Ok, in this game I play Fannie Mae-Freddie Mac and you play the tax payer”
Sheep seks: ur doin it rong, ya dum Aggie.
*Buckaroo: “Mr sheep, you studder like Barrack Obama without a teleprompter”
Sheep: “under the bus you go!!”
Sheep: “okaa-aa-ay, you didn’t like the last game. In the new game called “mee-ee-ee-dia mismatch, I represent the lopsided coverage of the Chosen One, Barrack Obama…you represent the coverage of the other guy.”
*Sheep: “what do you mean opposable thumb??, big deal. I can flash the Vulcan sign with my rear cloven hoof’ses.”
I keep tellin’ ya …. an Obama presidency won’t be pretty.
Soon to return from the Middle East, Obama shows he still doesn’t know which end is up.
Congigal visits at the Alabama State Penitentiary.
(Brings a whole new meaning to “A prisoner is on the lamb”)
After spiking the young boy, Sheep #452 celebrated its touchdown with the “double-goal posts.”
Much to her horror, Little Bo Peep found her sheep on the Lambs Gone Wild video.
Mary was so proud when her little lamb was drafted by the Rams.
WOOLYBULLY,watch it now, watch it!!
This is what happens when you wake-up in mid-count!!
The Violence of the Lambs
Unseemly behavior in sports. It is everywhere.
No suprise that it doesn’t rain cats and dogs anymore, now that we’re a nation of sheep.
PETA demands helmets for the sheep at kid’s rodeo.
Obama’s secular army undergoes boot camp
* The day the lambs were no longer silent.
* Tom looked a little sheepish.
* The label ‘virgin wool’ was no longer true.
In the sport of Kid-riding, it is often difficult to ascertain who is riding whom.
Sheep “moons” Montanans; excites crowd!
Paraphrasing an old Sonny & Cher tune “…and the sheep goes on…”
Li’l dude feels sheepish.
Tim Donaghy’s testimony was unnecessary to demonstrate that the sheep-wrangling competition was fixed when Fluffy “tapped out” under the circumstances pictured.
Good thing I didn’t take up bull riding
* The surpising spin-off from the CatDog cartoon series.
* Doctors have never been able to explain how they became co-joined.
* The next thing in Wrestling… the WWS.
* Yet another sheep falls out of the tree. Note that they do not so much fly, as plummet.
* When Bob got home, he found the hair on his clothing a little diffucult to explain.
* I couldn’t help it, honey… the sheep was flirting with me, honest!!
* The sixth sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick. See?
Dancing with the Stars continues to get more bizzare
Sheep: Yikes! There is a human stuck on mah butt.
Waive your hooves in the air like you don’t care, baaaaaa to the people as they stop to look and stare.
Oh my, Fluffy uses her patented Mutton Chop on little Timmy.
Little Bo peeped.
This genetics experiment-gone-bad has been brought to you by a joint venture of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, The University of Tennessee Department of Animal Husbandry, and the University of Tennessee Volunteer Football Program.
Ok, I give up, what Olympic event is this?
Lie-ins for lambs
Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?â€
God says, “Out on Feed Lot 61.â€
Start with a lamb Clarice, not a sheep.
The Quadrennial Veep Stakes Rodeo, once again gets underway.
And the meek shall inherit a mouth full of earth.
Little Johnny didn’t quite grasp the concept of “counting sheep.”
“All of sudden, I done was knee deep in youngun!”
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These NASBLA (North American Sheep-Boy Love Association) displays have got to stop!
Gracie showed she had a long way to go before moving up to calf wrestling.
Obama’s young, but he got game
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