Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    * Novaa-aa-aa-k? Is that Bob Novaa-aa-aa-k?

    * “Wanna go to the races today?” ” Nah, the only reason people ever go to those things is to see a sheep crash.”

    * NASCAR takes on a new image once Al Gore gets that UN appointment.

    * There are places in Southern Iran that would consider this to be pornographic.

  2. Dave Schuler says:

    And they thought playing the Rams was tough.

  3. Dave Schuler says:

    Sheep dip.

  4. markm says:

    *sheep: “1-2-3 STEAMROLLER!!”

    *sheep: “7 seconds THIS byatch!”

  5. Dennis says:

    I knew this was a Baa-aad Idea.

  6. markm says:

    *sheep: “Ok, in this game I play Fannie Mae-Freddie Mac and you play the tax payer”

  7. Boyd says:

    Sheep seks: ur doin it rong, ya dum Aggie.

  8. markm says:

    *Buckaroo: “Mr sheep, you studder like Barrack Obama without a teleprompter”
    Sheep: “under the bus you go!!”

  9. markm says:

    Sheep: “okaa-aa-ay, you didn’t like the last game. In the new game called “mee-ee-ee-dia mismatch, I represent the lopsided coverage of the Chosen One, Barrack Obama…you represent the coverage of the other guy.”

  10. markm says:

    *Sheep: “what do you mean opposable thumb??, big deal. I can flash the Vulcan sign with my rear cloven hoof’ses.”

  11. Elmo says:

    I keep tellin’ ya …. an Obama presidency won’t be pretty.

    Soon to return from the Middle East, Obama shows he still doesn’t know which end is up.

  12. elliot says:

    Congigal visits at the Alabama State Penitentiary.

    (Brings a whole new meaning to “A prisoner is on the lamb”)

  13. Ugh says:

    After spiking the young boy, Sheep #452 celebrated its touchdown with the “double-goal posts.”

  14. William d'Inger says:

    Much to her horror, Little Bo Peep found her sheep on the Lambs Gone Wild video.

  15. William d'Inger says:

    Mary was so proud when her little lamb was drafted by the Rams.

  16. Floyd says:

    WOOLYBULLY,watch it now, watch it!!

  17. Floyd says:

    This is what happens when you wake-up in mid-count!!

  18. Wyatt Earp says:

    The Violence of the Lambs

  19. Hodink says:

    Unseemly behavior in sports. It is everywhere.

  20. DL says:

    No suprise that it doesn’t rain cats and dogs anymore, now that we’re a nation of sheep.


    PETA demands helmets for the sheep at kid’s rodeo.

    Obama’s secular army undergoes boot camp

  21. Yeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwww!

  22. Bithead says:

    * The day the lambs were no longer silent.

    * Tom looked a little sheepish.

    * The label ‘virgin wool’ was no longer true.

  23. John425 says:

    In the sport of Kid-riding, it is often difficult to ascertain who is riding whom.

    Sheep “moons” Montanans; excites crowd!

    Paraphrasing an old Sonny & Cher tune “…and the sheep goes on…”

    Li’l dude feels sheepish.

  24. Phil Smith says:

    Tim Donaghy’s testimony was unnecessary to demonstrate that the sheep-wrangling competition was fixed when Fluffy “tapped out” under the circumstances pictured.

  25. rodney dill says:

    Good thing I didn’t take up bull riding

  26. Bithead says:

    * The surpising spin-off from the CatDog cartoon series.

    * Doctors have never been able to explain how they became co-joined.

    * The next thing in Wrestling… the WWS.

    * Yet another sheep falls out of the tree. Note that they do not so much fly, as plummet.

    * When Bob got home, he found the hair on his clothing a little diffucult to explain.

    * I couldn’t help it, honey… the sheep was flirting with me, honest!!

    * The sixth sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick. See?


  27. Bithead says:

    Dancing with the Stars continues to get more bizzare

  28. Sheep: Yikes! There is a human stuck on mah butt.

  29. Waive your hooves in the air like you don’t care, baaaaaa to the people as they stop to look and stare.

  30. Oh my, Fluffy uses her patented Mutton Chop on little Timmy.

  31. Little Bo peeped.

  32. Gary Gore says:

    This genetics experiment-gone-bad has been brought to you by a joint venture of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, The University of Tennessee Department of Animal Husbandry, and the University of Tennessee Volunteer Football Program.

  33. Ok, I give up, what Olympic event is this?

  34. Lie-ins for lambs

  35. Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
    God says, “Out on Feed Lot 61.”

  36. Start with a lamb Clarice, not a sheep.

  37. Elmo says:

    The Quadrennial Veep Stakes Rodeo, once again gets underway.

    And the meek shall inherit a mouth full of earth.

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    Little Johnny didn’t quite grasp the concept of “counting sheep.”

  39. Hermoine says:

    “All of sudden, I done was knee deep in youngun!”

  40. John425 says:

    These NASBLA (North American Sheep-Boy Love Association) displays have got to stop!

  41. MikeM says:

    “Brokeback Rodeo”

    Gracie showed she had a long way to go before moving up to calf wrestling.

  42. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Obama’s young, but he got game

  43. allrtee says:


  44. Hodink says:

    TV Announcer – “Behaviorally, sheep are gregarious, precocial, defenseless creatures … unless you mess with their girlfriend.”