Thursday, September 11, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Vote Hillary Clinton in ’12
* Something has managed to excite Sister Angelica
* Well, the good news is the operation is a success; She’s up and around again. The bad news…. Well, we ran outta room so we hadda get inventive.
* How to field dress an elephant
*Grandma Jameson gets her trunk on at the GOP convention.
*Bonex-the new over the counter medicine for those pesky phallic moles.
Joe Lieberman prepares for his address to the RNC
More evidence that Republicans can be dickheads.
Can I say dickhead here?
Not to be confused with the Democrat Asshat
That an elephant on your head or are you just happy to see me?
Since we are now aiming low…
Is that an Elephant on your head, or are you just happy to see me?
The prevailing opinion is that Weirdo Wendy could use a little lipstick.
Sometimes an elephant hat is just an elephant hat.
CNN reports the poles are up in the general erection election.
The GOP opens up to alternate delegate lifestyles.
To paraphrase Freud, sometimes an elephant trunk protruding from the head of a woman is just an elephant trunk protruding from the head of a woman.
Ganesh reads Margaret Truman? Who knew?
I saw this hat for sale on late night cable -batteries not included!
This guys a real republican with that elephant suit.
Sister Mary Unicorn addresses the GOP Convention.
Page 56 “To turn the vibrator on push the red button.”
Sister Elizabeth of the Phallic Order catches up on her leisure reading.
Sister Mary Elephant no longer cares what Tommy Chong did on his summer vacation.
This elderly lady has tied on a “snootfull”.
Elderly lady thinks she is wearing a “hard” hat.
And to think it was soooo much smaller before she rubbed it!
The GOP’s attempts to lure Andrew Sullivan back into the fold failed. But he was sorely tempted.
Now that’s a community organizer.
That’ll make your lips tick.
The music blaring overhead was “Welcome to the jungle…”
They say an elephant never forgets. Grandma, not so much.
And they said these big ears would make me look stupid.
Yes, it’s true, I was the model.
Horton hears a WTF?
Grandma is an old school feminist.
Don’t make me angry, you won’t like me when I’m angry.
It’s like Hannibal crossing the laps.
Jane leads the committee to re-erect.
Here at the convent of the holy phallic we see sister Mary Elephant reading the good book
It was easy to tell when Doris got to the “dirty” parts.
I’ll never forget her.
Do your ears hang low, do they waggle to and fro…
Be vewwwwy qwuiet, I’m hunting elephant.
Apparently not all republican’s are excited by Palin
The proof that Pallin is bringing in women who wouldn’t have voted for a republican? This democrat is willing to wear the hat.
Hey, at least the republicans know they are the political center unlike the Kos kids.
Okay, who dressed Grandma for her library visit?
Now you know how the KKK make their pointy hats stand up straight.
So I was in this ‘eyes wide shut’ dream and suddenly she lifted her mask and it became a nightmare.
Thank God it is a big tent so I don’t have to stand next to her.
Grandma: “Says right here- repeat the phrase, Hare Krishna, Krishna, Krishna over and over until the elephant rises up.”
Patiently awaiting the election results, a Grand Poohbah quietly reads. Before Barack Obama’s possible initiation …. into the storied Skull and Bones.
Why yes …. yes I am still a registered Democrat, why do you ask?
The hat to nowhere.
Sometimes a hat is just a hat [Thanks Rodney :-)]
Is that an elephant on your head or are you just happy to see me?
Dr. Ruth contemplates a run for elected office (but fails to toss her hat in the ring).
True to his word, Obama meets with Ahmadinejad without any pre-conditions. Seen here moments before the summit, the Senator in a show of goodwill … also agreed to their protocol demands.
Lawd have mercy … I sure hope that Nyquil kicks in soon.
By day, she’s a pachydermatologist.
Oh the humanity!
“The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity — she doesn’t. But she is a typical black person who, you know, if she sees some anglo on the street that’s reading, there is a reaction. That has been bred into our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way.â€
“UP YOURS” takes on a holy new meaning when Sister Mary Margaret makes a POINT!
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