Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. McCain says:

    Vote Hillary Clinton in ’12

  2. Bithead says:

    * Something has managed to excite Sister Angelica

    * Well, the good news is the operation is a success; She’s up and around again. The bad news…. Well, we ran outta room so we hadda get inventive.

    * How to field dress an elephant

  3. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama’s grandma?

  4. markm says:

    *Grandma Jameson gets her trunk on at the GOP convention.

    *Bonex-the new over the counter medicine for those pesky phallic moles.

  5. Triumph says:

    Joe Lieberman prepares for his address to the RNC

  6. Boyd says:

    More evidence that Republicans can be dickheads.

    Can I say dickhead here?

  7. rodney dill says:

    Not to be confused with the Democrat Asshat

  8. Dennis says:

    That an elephant on your head or are you just happy to see me?

  9. Dennis says:

    Since we are now aiming low…

    Is that an Elephant on your head, or are you just happy to see me?

  10. Hodink says:

    The prevailing opinion is that Weirdo Wendy could use a little lipstick.

  11. Sometimes an elephant hat is just an elephant hat.

  12. elliot says:

    CNN reports the poles are up in the general erection election.

  13. The GOP opens up to alternate delegate lifestyles.

  14. To paraphrase Freud, sometimes an elephant trunk protruding from the head of a woman is just an elephant trunk protruding from the head of a woman.

  15. Ganesh reads Margaret Truman? Who knew?

  16. DL says:

    I saw this hat for sale on late night cable -batteries not included!

    This guys a real republican with that elephant suit.

  17. Wyatt Earp says:

    Sister Mary Unicorn addresses the GOP Convention.

  18. rodney dill says:

    Baybar Buchanan

  19. steve says:

    Page 56 “To turn the vibrator on push the red button.”


  20. MikeM says:

    Sister Elizabeth of the Phallic Order catches up on her leisure reading.

    Sister Mary Elephant no longer cares what Tommy Chong did on his summer vacation.

  21. John425 says:

    This elderly lady has tied on a “snootfull”.

  22. John425 says:

    Elderly lady thinks she is wearing a “hard” hat.

  23. John425 says:

    And to think it was soooo much smaller before she rubbed it!

  24. The GOP’s attempts to lure Andrew Sullivan back into the fold failed. But he was sorely tempted.

  25. Now that’s a community organizer.

  26. That’ll make your lips tick.

  27. The music blaring overhead was “Welcome to the jungle…”

  28. They say an elephant never forgets. Grandma, not so much.

  29. And they said these big ears would make me look stupid.

  30. Yes, it’s true, I was the model.

  31. Horton hears a WTF?

  32. Grandma is an old school feminist.

  33. Don’t make me angry, you won’t like me when I’m angry.

  34. It’s like Hannibal crossing the laps.

  35. Margaret True-Man?

  36. Jane leads the committee to re-erect.

  37. Sarg says:

    Here at the convent of the holy phallic we see sister Mary Elephant reading the good book

  38. Gollum says:

    It was easy to tell when Doris got to the “dirty” parts.

  39. I’ll never forget her.

    Do your ears hang low, do they waggle to and fro…

    Be vewwwwy qwuiet, I’m hunting elephant.

    Apparently not all republican’s are excited by Palin

    The proof that Pallin is bringing in women who wouldn’t have voted for a republican? This democrat is willing to wear the hat.

    Hey, at least the republicans know they are the political center unlike the Kos kids.

    Okay, who dressed Grandma for her library visit?

    Now you know how the KKK make their pointy hats stand up straight.

    So I was in this ‘eyes wide shut’ dream and suddenly she lifted her mask and it became a nightmare.

    Thank God it is a big tent so I don’t have to stand next to her.

  40. John425 says:

    Grandma: “Says right here- repeat the phrase, Hare Krishna, Krishna, Krishna over and over until the elephant rises up.”

  41. Elmo says:

    Patiently awaiting the election results, a Grand Poohbah quietly reads. Before Barack Obama’s possible initiation …. into the storied Skull and Bones.

  42. Elmo says:

    Why yes …. yes I am still a registered Democrat, why do you ask?

    I surrender!

    The hat to nowhere.

    Sometimes a hat is just a hat [Thanks Rodney :-)]

    Is that an elephant on your head or are you just happy to see me?

    Dr. Ruth contemplates a run for elected office (but fails to toss her hat in the ring).

    True to his word, Obama meets with Ahmadinejad without any pre-conditions. Seen here moments before the summit, the Senator in a show of goodwill … also agreed to their protocol demands.

  43. Elmo says:

    Lawd have mercy … I sure hope that Nyquil kicks in soon.

  44. Cowboy Blob says:

    By day, she’s a pachydermatologist.

  45. Elmo says:

    Oh the humanity!

    “The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity — she doesn’t. But she is a typical black person who, you know, if she sees some anglo on the street that’s reading, there is a reaction. That has been bred into our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way.”

  46. Maggie Mama says:

    “UP YOURS” takes on a holy new meaning when Sister Mary Margaret makes a POINT!