Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, September 15, 2008 · 4 comments

The Lawyer on Viagra Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast via news.yahoo.com

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Bithead – Something has managed to excite Sister Angelica

Second: elliot – CNN reports the poles polls are up in the general erection election.

Third: charles austin – Ganesh reads Margaret Truman? Who knew?

HONORABLE MENTION

Dennis – That an elephant on your head or are you just happy to see me?

Steve – Page 56 “To turn the vibrator on push the red button.”

John425 – Elderly lady thinks she is wearing a “hard” hat.

yetanotherjohn – I’ll never forget her.

Gollum – It was easy to tell when Doris got to the “dirty” parts.

The ♬ Beautiful Dreamer ♬ Award

charles austin – Yes, it’s true, I was the model.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Baybar Buchanan

Sisters of the Immaculate Erection

In a stunning political move political Hillary quits the Democrat Party and forms her own Dickhead party.

Still Sister Mary Clarence felt it was better to wait for four hours before seeking medical attention.

The Monday Contest is ready for a three hour tour.