Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Totally disingenuous handshake in 3 – 2 – 1…

  2. markm says:

    McCain “Whoop…haven’t even started and his beak is growing”

  3. markm says:

    McCain “Ya know they have wireless ear pieces these days”

  4. markm says:

    McCain “ friend, my VP is totally hotter than yours”

  5. markm says:

    McCain thought bubble “man rule #32…dude has a nasal flapper during an important occasion…IT’S HIS PROBLEM”

  6. Bystander says:

    “Do you mind if I call you ‘that One’tonight?”

  7. Anderson says:

    McCain thinks: “Is that even Obama? They all look alike to me.”

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    McCain thought bubble……now how did Cheney put it……..

  9. Jim says:

    McCain thinks: “Now, uh, paper covers rock? Or scissors cover paper? How does this damn game work?”

  10. Hodink says:

    Senator John McCain and That One shake hands.

  11. Charles M. says:

    “Senator Obama…would you mind showing me how you do that fist bump thing you do?”

  12. Floyd says:

    Perfect application of the handshake!
    [originally introduced by enemy knights to expose a weaponless right hand.]
    Unfortunately it’s Obama’s LEFT that offers the greatest threat!

  13. rodney dill says:

    “Are those conquistadors?”
    “They run tight.”

  14. Jay In Dallas says:

    McCain: Barack! I hope you’re not pissed. That crazy bitch Sarah Palin got ahold of some bad moose venison and Whew! There was no controlling her!

  15. Jay In Dallas says:

    McCain: Uh-oh. I know that look. It’s the look my first wife gave me when I told her I was leaving her for Cindy! I think I just crapped my pants!

  16. Jay In Dallas says:

    McCain: As the young folks say, “Don’t tase me Bro!”

  17. Bithead says:

    * Hello, Darkness my old freind… I’ve come to talk with you again

    * The very first deployment of the Nuclear joy buzzer

    * Resistance is futile.

    * You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    * Boy, they’re making these robot thingies better all the time, huh?

  18. “Here I am, being beaten and interrogated under bright lights. It’s Vietnam all over again, man.”

  19. Thank you for not making me do a high five.

  20. “Did you wash your hands?”

  21. elliot says:

    McCain: Don’t go there.

  22. Wyatt Earp says:

    McCain’s Inner Voice: “Don’t look at his blue lips, don’t look at his blue lips . . .”

  23. Rachel Edith says:

    Both had paper again in the Roshambo Championship Tiebreaker.

  24. MikeM says:

    When McCain tried to share bowling tips, Obama displayed his basketball defense.

  25. Elmo says:

    Two men enter, one man leaves.

  26. markm says:

    McCain to Obama: “Eaaasy there Messiah, that’s my dominant e-mail typing hand”.

  27. John425 says:

    “Caution! Mimes at work!”

  28. John425 says:

    Two Men’s Wearhouse mannequins display suits on sale- “I guarantee it!”

  29. Maggie Mama says:

    Geez, John, Sarahcuda makes Michelle look like Snow White.

  30. Elmo says:

    Great Lost Moments in History, #73:

    Johnnie Mac’s decision Not to employ a joy buzzer (at the start of the second 2008, Presidential debate).

  31. Gasgwar says:

    “Down low, too slow”

  32. Elmo says:

    Why I’ll flip you like a cheese omelet ….