Caption Contest

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  1. markm says:

    Clinton: “gimme five up high bro….hey, I am SO happy to be here stumping for your campaign”

  2. markm says:

    Clinton and Messiah thought bubbles “uh-errr…ummm…the uhh…well…”

  3. Bystander says:

    “Down low …

    Too slow!”

  4. Bystander says:

    Obama gives invisible intern a pat on the back.

  5. elliot says:

    Okay Bill, when I become president this will be the National Handshake. Now I’ll show you one more time. It’s easy just pretend you’re slappin’ Hillary.

  6. Houston says:


  7. “Slappa my hand black soul man. We are two wild and crazy guys.”

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Clinton…yo homey, welcome to the black presidents club!

  9. G.A.Phillips says:


  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Yo gimme some skin my n…..

  11. G.A.Phillips says:

    ha ha, ya, I no what you saying, I feels yo pain Osama, Oooo Aaa Obama…..

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    Clinton thought bubble…now how did Chaney put it….

  13. KVC says:

    “High five, low five, feel my jive.”

  14. G.A.Phillips says:

    Clinton-shizzle my hizzle, you caaant handizzle my jobizzle…..

  15. Elmo says:

    What it be like Bear’E? Why come Twos’D …. you just might get you some of that there White House intern nookie!

  16. Gollum says:

    Bill and Obama hash out Hillary’s secret bid for Secretary of State: “Damn, paper-paper again!”

  17. Elmo says:

    Doood …. I can’t wait to show you the secret tunnel that leads to the Holiday Inn! Man, we’re gonna partay like it’s 1999.

  18. Elmo says:

    The torch has been passed …. to a new generation of boosheeter.

  19. physics geek says:

    Clinton: “Let’s shake on it.. ::pulling hand away::PSYCH“!

  20. Our Paul says:

    It’s not racism, I just don’t do fist bumps!

  21. markm says:

    Clinton: “ funk soul bruva..hey, word up with yalls Aunt in Boston…is…is she fly cause me and my posse is goin’ out smashin’ mama’s dark side and easy pickins is fa rill ya dig?”

  22. jc says:

    clinton was overheard telling obama, “not until you apologize to my wife.”

  23. Timmer says:

    Clinton thought bubble: Christ, he doesn’t even shake hands right.

  24. Hey, look! It’s the nation’s first black president!

  25. Bill Clinton uses his last moment on the national stage to promote the cause of Chief Illiniwek.

  26. Hey, that flag is missing seven stars.

  27. The Clinton-Obama handshake fiasco set the post-racial society back another eight years.

  28. Senator Obama thinks to himself that W.C. Fields was right, never work with children or animals.

  29. Drew says:

    Hold on there just a second, Barack !! ……did you wash your hands before coming out of the restroom?


  30. “No thanks, I already have a black friend.”

  31. Bithead says:

    Sorry… just checking for a joybuzzer.

  32. Bill to Obama:

    It’s not about style, man. Not about vision. Not about the way you talk, walk, or face the nation. It’s all about ego.

  33. Maggie Mama says:

    OK Barack, I’ll shake your hand if you admit that I’m the Jazz Meister.

  34. Elmo says:

    Harvard MBS (Master of B*llsh*t) ….. meets Yale MBS (or …. two lib lawyers get together and can’t even agree on how to shake hands).

  35. Elmo says:

    Man of a thousand faces, meets the man of a thousand interns.

  36. Gasgwar says:

    Obama approached the gesture based on his knowledge of typical white people.

  37. chsw says:

    Uhh…I think that I vetoed making this legal in Arkansas.


  38. G.A.Phillips says:

    Slickwilly Jr to slickwilly Sr”when we last met I was but the pupil, now I am the master”.

  39. Hodink says:

    Clinton – “I have always loved that Itsy Bitsy Spider thing. Never knew two people could do it like this. Wait ’til I show Chelsea!”