Thursday, October 30, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Last Monday Winners will be announced on Friday or Saturday
Clinton: “gimme five up high bro….hey, I am SO happy to be here stumping for your campaign”
Clinton and Messiah thought bubbles “uh-errr…ummm…the uhh…well…”
“Down low …
Obama gives invisible intern a pat on the back.
Okay Bill, when I become president this will be the National Handshake. Now I’ll show you one more time. It’s easy just pretend you’re slappin’ Hillary.
“Slappa my hand black soul man. We are two wild and crazy guys.”
Clinton…yo homey, welcome to the black presidents club!
Yo gimme some skin my n…..
ha ha, ya, I no what you saying, I feels yo pain Osama, Oooo Aaa Obama…..
Clinton thought bubble…now how did Chaney put it….
“High five, low five, feel my jive.”
Clinton-shizzle my hizzle, you caaant handizzle my jobizzle…..
What it be like Bear’E? Why come Twos’D …. you just might get you some of that there White House intern nookie!
Bill and Obama hash out Hillary’s secret bid for Secretary of State: “Damn, paper-paper again!”
Doood …. I can’t wait to show you the secret tunnel that leads to the Holiday Inn! Man, we’re gonna partay like it’s 1999.
The torch has been passed …. to a new generation of boosheeter.
Clinton: “Let’s shake on it.. ::pulling hand away::PSYCH“!
It’s not racism, I just don’t do fist bumps!
Clinton: “..my funk soul bruva..hey, word up with yalls Aunt in Boston…is…is she fly cause me and my posse is goin’ out smashin’ mama’s dark side and easy pickins is fa rill ya dig?”
clinton was overheard telling obama, “not until you apologize to my wife.”
Clinton thought bubble: Christ, he doesn’t even shake hands right.
Hey, look! It’s the nation’s first black president!
Bill Clinton uses his last moment on the national stage to promote the cause of Chief Illiniwek.
Hey, that flag is missing seven stars.
The Clinton-Obama handshake fiasco set the post-racial society back another eight years.
Senator Obama thinks to himself that W.C. Fields was right, never work with children or animals.
Hold on there just a second, Barack !! ……did you wash your hands before coming out of the restroom?
“No thanks, I already have a black friend.”
Sorry… just checking for a joybuzzer.
Bill to Obama:
It’s not about style, man. Not about vision. Not about the way you talk, walk, or face the nation. It’s all about ego.
OK Barack, I’ll shake your hand if you admit that I’m the Jazz Meister.
Harvard MBS (Master of B*llsh*t) ….. meets Yale MBS (or …. two lib lawyers get together and can’t even agree on how to shake hands).
Man of a thousand faces, meets the man of a thousand interns.
Obama approached the gesture based on his knowledge of typical white people.
Uhh…I think that I vetoed making this legal in Arkansas.
Slickwilly Jr to slickwilly Sr”when we last met I was but the pupil, now I am the master”.
Clinton – “I have always loved that Itsy Bitsy Spider thing. Never knew two people could do it like this. Wait ’til I show Chelsea!”
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