Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Brendan McDermid (UNITED STATES)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
REUTERS/Brendan McDermid (UNITED STATES)
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
UAW President Ron Gettelfinger gives a rousing speech at the UAW Solidarity House Christmas party. The theme of the speech was “now is not the time to finish killing the golden goose”.
Wah tey goo Siam
Being surprised by a giant randy goose? Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MasterCard.
Those naughty elves convinced a naive Santa to play their version of “Duck, duck, goose.”
Yes, Virginia, Obama’s proposed new bailout will hold the record for Washington’s biggest Golden Goose.
Disgusted with the crass commercialization, Santa gave everyone the bird!
The reviews for the Middleton Junior High production of “Lord of the Rings” were…mixed.
Another typical liberal “spreads the wealth.”
Santa is raking up big bills this Christmas. Big, angry bills.
C’mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh Ohh
C’mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Wave ’em like you don’t care
Ohh Ohh
C’mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everybody say ho
President-Elect Obama announces his new economic stimulus plan, with Secretary of State-designate Hillary Clinton looking on balefully.
In a bold move, Barack Obama has appointed Santa Claus to his Cabinet.
* Over Goose’s objections, Santa decided to buzz the tower.
* Santa was feeling Bigtime *down* all of a sudden.
* Oliver Stone’s latest Epic
* Those pellets Santa was feeding the goose turned out to be Uranium.
“Ok, I confess. When I said, ‘Ho Ho Ho’ all those times, I was telling my Bluetooth to call Emperors Club VIP.”
Santa is upstaging the AFLAC duck, and boy is he pissed!
Santa is a dirty old man who is offering a free “goose” to the pretty ladies.
Duck!!!! Duck!!!! Goose!!!!
Take a gander at Rudolph.
Now we know why all the other geese head south as winter approaches.
“I am the Goose of Christmas’ Past…”
“No really, the golden eggs are this big.”
The Night the Reindeer Died II
“Hey, got the flock off my float.”
AP-New York: Today an underpriveleged, emotionally challenged, homeless (migratory) waterfowl. Allegedly attacked one of the West’s leading imperialist oppressors, on the streets of New York city.
…and when Santa said, “foie gras for everybody,” Gerald the Goose had had enough.
With the declining economy, Santa cut back on the “six geese a-laying” and dashed the hopes of a certain somebody on the parade float.
Goose (thought bubble)–“Santa didn’t wash his hands after handling the poultry!”