Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    UAW President Ron Gettelfinger gives a rousing speech at the UAW Solidarity House Christmas party. The theme of the speech was “now is not the time to finish killing the golden goose”.

  2. Elmo says:

    Wah tey goo Siam

    Being surprised by a giant randy goose? Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MasterCard.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Those naughty elves convinced a naive Santa to play their version of “Duck, duck, goose.”

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Yes, Virginia, Obama’s proposed new bailout will hold the record for Washington’s biggest Golden Goose.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    Disgusted with the crass commercialization, Santa gave everyone the bird!

  6. FormerHostage says:

    The reviews for the Middleton Junior High production of “Lord of the Rings” were…mixed.

  7. Triumph says:

    Another typical liberal “spreads the wealth.”

  8. Brian says:

    Santa is raking up big bills this Christmas. Big, angry bills.

  9. Elmo says:

    C’mon party people
    Ohh Ohh
    Throw your hands in the air
    Ohh Ohh
    C’mon party people
    Ohh Ohh
    Wave ’em like you don’t care
    Ohh Ohh
    C’mon party people
    Ohh Ohh
    Everybody say ho

  10. Anderson says:

    President-Elect Obama announces his new economic stimulus plan, with Secretary of State-designate Hillary Clinton looking on balefully.

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    In a bold move, Barack Obama has appointed Santa Claus to his Cabinet.

  12. Bithead says:

    * Over Goose’s objections, Santa decided to buzz the tower.

    * Santa was feeling Bigtime *down* all of a sudden.

    * Oliver Stone’s latest Epic

    * Those pellets Santa was feeding the goose turned out to be Uranium.

  13. Hodink says:

    “Ok, I confess. When I said, ‘Ho Ho Ho’ all those times, I was telling my Bluetooth to call Emperors Club VIP.”

  14. John425 says:

    Santa is upstaging the AFLAC duck, and boy is he pissed!

  15. John425 says:

    Santa is a dirty old man who is offering a free “goose” to the pretty ladies.

  16. Duck!!!! Duck!!!! Goose!!!!

  17. Take a gander at Rudolph.

  18. Now we know why all the other geese head south as winter approaches.

  19. “I am the Goose of Christmas’ Past…”

  20. “No really, the golden eggs are this big.”

  21. The Night the Reindeer Died II

  22. “Hey, got the flock off my float.”

  23. Elmo says:

    AP-New York: Today an underpriveleged, emotionally challenged, homeless (migratory) waterfowl. Allegedly attacked one of the West’s leading imperialist oppressors, on the streets of New York city.

  24. …and when Santa said, “foie gras for everybody,” Gerald the Goose had had enough.

  25. John425 says:

    With the declining economy, Santa cut back on the “six geese a-laying” and dashed the hopes of a certain somebody on the parade float.

  26. John425 says:

    Goose (thought bubble)–“Santa didn’t wash his hands after handling the poultry!”