Caption Contest Winners
The Yellow Wiggle Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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First: stillearly – “Head On, apply directly to Bill’s forehead.”
Second: The Man – Hillary: AND I AM WORKING ON A HEALTH CARE PROGRAM
Bill: Hell, I’ve heard that one before.
Third: Mark – Heil Hillary!
yetanotherjohn – And then we’re going to New Hampshire and South Carolina and yaaaaaarrrggghh.
elliot – While Hillary is campaigning, Bill is in the background asking a female supporter if she likes cigars.
charles austin – Bill’s working harder to get Hillary elected than he’s ever worked on anything in his life. He wants to see if Col. Jessup was right.
Ingress – “I’m not gonna run. I’m an Obama Mama.”
OJ Simpson Publications Award
Lindy R. dole – “Stay tuned for my new Book, ‘If I’d killed Vince Foster, This Is The Way I Would Have Done It.'”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Now who else can take the place of Greg Page?”
It still takes a Pillage to Raze a Child.
Yes, I’m willing to take Viagra out of my Universal Health Care Program
More Scotch, Teddy’s getting a little dry over here.
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