Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Damn Super Glue™

  2. LJD says:

    Five more years!

    Plantation brothers & sisters, can I get an Amen?

    …and THIS has been his lover ever since the Lewinsky affair!

  3. DaveD says:


  4. Triumph says:

    I will crush Vilsack on my way to dominate the world.

  5. Mark says:

    Heil Hillary!

  6. Sieg Hillary!

  7. And then we’re going to New Hampshire and South Carolina and yaaaaaarrrggghh.

  8. Quit giving me sh*t about my AUMF vote, can’t you see I’ve turned yellow and joined you?

  9. While she’s stirring up the crowd, let me slip out of here and see if I can’t stir up a bit of horizontal excitement.

  10. stillearly says:

    Option 1: Hillary: “Give me your souls! Muahahahaha”

    Option 2: “Head On, apply directly to Bill’s forehead.”

  11. senrable says:

    Stop! In the name of love.

  12. “I’ll Treat All My Interns With Respect!”

  13. “Stay tuned for my new Book, ‘If I’d killed Vince Foster, This Is The Way I Would Have Done It.'”

  14. Scott_T says:

    1) Hillary: “Can we have a YEAH!” Crowd: “Yeah!!”

    2) And THIS is what 200,000 dollars worth of relection money gets you for a party!

    3) …and I appreciate all of those polictical donations from out of state helping the glorious state of New York’s economy! Thank you and Good Night!

    4) All natural baby, that’s what I am, all natural. Not like that Pelosi who’s face has see more doctors than Bill has seen interns!

  15. Scott_T says:

    Can I see a raise of hands? Who’s seen Brittany’s cooch? (Hmm why is Bill pretending not paying attention and turning beet red?)

  16. “I kept my promise, you keep your distance.”

  17. A Star Is Born

  18. Bill’s working harder to get Hillary elected than he’s ever worked on anything in his life. He wants to see if Col. Jessup was right.

  19. See, I told you my hand wasn’t up his ass!

  20. Timmer says:

    Everybody say “Heyyyyyy-Hoooooh, Heyyyyyyy-Hoooooh.” Pointing at Bill as she say’s “Ho.”

  21. Hillary raps while MC BJ spins and scratches.

  22. The Man says:


    Bill: Hell, I’ve heard that one before.

  23. Hodink says:

    “Nothing in the hand you picked. Better luck next time. You lose.”

  24. Troll says:

    “Who loves me?” (Hillary)

    “I do!” (First to raise hand..Hillary)

  25. elliot says:

    While Hillary is campaigning, Bill is in the background asking a female supporter if she likes cigars.

  26. Bithead says:

    Stop! Wait, oh yes wait a minute mister postman
    Wait, wait mister postman

    Mister postman look and see
    If there’s a letter in your bag for me
    I been waiting such a long time
    Since I heard from that girl of mine…

  27. elliot says:

    “Talk to the hand, Talk to the hand!”

  28. Hermoine says:

    Raises right hand. “I swear that I will never have sex in the White House with him or anybody else. In my opinion, there has already been ample sex in the White House. Are you in agreeance?”

  29. elliot says:

    Stop the music!!! I will not have ‘Devil With the Blue Dress’ played here.

  30. Adjustah says:

    “Michael! Michael Richards! Hey! Hey, it’s me! Me, Hillary!”

  31. Ingress says:

    “I’m not gonna run. I’m an Obama Mama.”

  32. Lasting Magic says:

    “Ok, show me one more time. I know I can do this.”
    Hillary attempts the Vulcan hand sign again.