Thursday, November 30, 2006
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Damn Super Glue™
Five more years!
Plantation brothers & sisters, can I get an Amen?
…and THIS has been his lover ever since the Lewinsky affair!
“Cricket Dance” Caption Contest…
Not many people in the States follow the game of Cricket, but I am on a mission to help the games popularity here with this photo: REUTERS/Mike Hutchings (SOUTH AFRICA) Leave me a caption by Monday when I will announce……
“HELLOOOOOO!!! HEY FOLKS, I’M STILL HERE. COULD WE STAY FOCUSED ON THE PRESENT PLEASE???!!!!
I will crush Vilsack on my way to dominate the world.
And then we’re going to New Hampshire and South Carolina and yaaaaaarrrggghh.
Quit giving me sh*t about my AUMF vote, can’t you see I’ve turned yellow and joined you?
While she’s stirring up the crowd, let me slip out of here and see if I can’t stir up a bit of horizontal excitement.
Option 1: Hillary: “Give me your souls! Muahahahaha”
Option 2: “Head On, apply directly to Bill’s forehead.”
Stop! In the name of love.
“I’ll Treat All My Interns With Respect!”
“Stay tuned for my new Book, ‘If I’d killed Vince Foster, This Is The Way I Would Have Done It.'”
1) Hillary: “Can we have a YEAH!” Crowd: “Yeah!!”
2) And THIS is what 200,000 dollars worth of relection money gets you for a party!
3) …and I appreciate all of those polictical donations from out of state helping the glorious state of New York’s economy! Thank you and Good Night!
4) All natural baby, that’s what I am, all natural. Not like that Pelosi who’s face has see more doctors than Bill has seen interns!
Can I see a raise of hands? Who’s seen Brittany’s cooch? (Hmm why is Bill pretending not paying attention and turning beet red?)
“I kept my promise, you keep your distance.”
A Star Is Born
Bill’s working harder to get Hillary elected than he’s ever worked on anything in his life. He wants to see if Col. Jessup was right.
See, I told you my hand wasn’t up his ass!
Everybody say “Heyyyyyy-Hoooooh, Heyyyyyyy-Hoooooh.” Pointing at Bill as she say’s “Ho.”
Hillary raps while MC BJ spins and scratches.
[…] Outside the Beltway […]
Hillary: AND I AM WORKING ON A HEALTH CARE PROGRAM
Bill: Hell, I’ve heard that one before.
“Nothing in the hand you picked. Better luck next time. You lose.”
“Who loves me?” (Hillary)
“I do!” (First to raise hand..Hillary)
While Hillary is campaigning, Bill is in the background asking a female supporter if she likes cigars.
Stop! Wait, oh yes wait a minute mister postman
Wait, wait mister postman
Mister postman look and see
If there’s a letter in your bag for me
I been waiting such a long time
Since I heard from that girl of mine…
“Talk to the hand, Talk to the hand!”
Raises right hand. “I swear that I will never have sex in the White House with him or anybody else. In my opinion, there has already been ample sex in the White House. Are you in agreeance?”
Stop the music!!! I will not have ‘Devil With the Blue Dress’ played here.
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“Michael! Michael Richards! Hey! Hey, it’s me! Me, Hillary!”
“I’m not gonna run. I’m an Obama Mama.”
“Ok, show me one more time. I know I can do this.”
Hillary attempts the Vulcan hand sign again.
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