Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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  1. Elmo says:


  2. Elmo says:

    Ted Kennedy celebrates passage of the new FPP bill (Free Pork for Puercos).

  3. elliot says:

    This drunk snowman will not harm you, he is not armed.

  4. Rachel Edith says:

    Palin hawks her Palin Girls School. Studies include giving interviews, preparing moose stew, hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, building bridges to nowhere, using Ebay and beauty contest preparation.

  5. odograph says:

    Shit, it’s cold.

  6. The crowd was small but celebratory in anticipation of greeting Al Gore on his global warming tour.

  7. William d'Inger says:

    With the extinction of his species imminent, Frosty takes one last fling at the beach.

  8. John425 says:

    Rodney Dill, posing in yet another one of his ridiculous postcards with his “Wish you were here” crap.

    Rodney Dill’s postcard-mailed July 19th, 2015- showing Miami in the summer of Global Warming.

    Tom Daschle- back in South Dakota, trying to drink away the memory of his lost nomination.

  9. Grewgills says:

    Frosty’s embarrassing cousin Slushy.

  10. Drew says:

    Yep! Got me stimulus bill passed. Sippin’ cham-pag-ne. And these stimulus promises are as ’bout as firm as I’ll be by April….

  11. hpb says:

    Why was the snowman smiling?
    Because the snowblower was coming.

  12. IrishTexan says:

    All your beach are belong to us

  13. Dennis says:

    YEars after filming ended on his debut movie, Frosty wound up back on some pretty heavy snow cone flavors.

  14. Al Gore tries out a new look.

  15. DL says:

    A drunk snowman? Take his er…church key away.

    It’s not hard to have a cool one with Frosty.

    The teacher’s wondered why the kids were sleeping until they examined their snowman closer.

    No one noticed Frosty’s hollow tooth and black straw, until he passed out.

  16. Elmo says:

    Michael Phelps … the lost years.

  17. Diane Mason says:

    The former governor of Illinois finally finds a job….as mascot for the new soda “Bribe” root beer.

  18. Elmo says:

    An inconvenient truth/rise of the Global Warmingmongers.

  19. We know Hillary likes to drink. McCain tells us she’s a wild woman. But Bill still says she’s frigid.

  20. Cowboy Blob says:

    Hey, Baby, wanna suck down a cold one?

  21. Elmo says:

    And the Academy Award for most convincing portrayal of the Wicked Witch of the West goes to …. Hollywood Libwuhl Everyperson!

  22. Sully says:

    Frothy, the armless alcoholic snowman…. (come on… everybody sing)… was a cold and nasty drunk…