Thursday, February 12, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Ted Kennedy celebrates passage of the new FPP bill (Free Pork for Puercos).
This drunk snowman will not harm you, he is not armed.
Palin hawks her Palin Girls School. Studies include giving interviews, preparing moose stew, hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, building bridges to nowhere, using Ebay and beauty contest preparation.
Shit, it’s cold.
The crowd was small but celebratory in anticipation of greeting Al Gore on his global warming tour.
With the extinction of his species imminent, Frosty takes one last fling at the beach.
Rodney Dill, posing in yet another one of his ridiculous postcards with his “Wish you were here” crap.
Rodney Dill’s postcard-mailed July 19th, 2015- showing Miami in the summer of Global Warming.
Tom Daschle- back in South Dakota, trying to drink away the memory of his lost nomination.
Frosty’s embarrassing cousin Slushy.
Yep! Got me stimulus bill passed. Sippin’ cham-pag-ne. And these stimulus promises are as ’bout as firm as I’ll be by April….
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because the snowblower was coming.
All your beach are belong to us
YEars after filming ended on his debut movie, Frosty wound up back on some pretty heavy snow cone flavors.
Al Gore tries out a new look.
A drunk snowman? Take his er…church key away.
It’s not hard to have a cool one with Frosty.
The teacher’s wondered why the kids were sleeping until they examined their snowman closer.
No one noticed Frosty’s hollow tooth and black straw, until he passed out.
Michael Phelps … the lost years.
The former governor of Illinois finally finds a job….as mascot for the new soda “Bribe” root beer.
An inconvenient truth/rise of the Global Warmingmongers.
We know Hillary likes to drink. McCain tells us she’s a wild woman. But Bill still says she’s frigid.
Hey, Baby, wanna suck down a cold one?
And the Academy Award for most convincing portrayal of the Wicked Witch of the West goes to …. Hollywood Libwuhl Everyperson!
Frothy, the armless alcoholic snowman…. (come on… everybody sing)… was a cold and nasty drunk…
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