Thursday, March 12, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
“We are do being here for promote the use of condoms..and we will being also take technical calls for DELL”
As an aside, my wife’s boss’s Sony laptop went Tango Uniform, so she called the tech support number, and the nice young man there (=Mumbai) said he would be sending someone to the office on July 4 to fix it….
Supporters of embryonic stem cell funding celebrated in the streets when news of Obama’s Executive Order was announced by the White House.
“Designer babies” on demand is sparking not only great public criticism, but also complete revulsion when one “looks” at the issue.
In New Delhi folks, call the Prime Minister a dickhead at your own risk.
Ribbed, for extra pleasure.
Rubber? I just grazed her.
* The tryouts for the part of “Roger the Shrubber” in the remake of “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” took an unfortunate turn, owing to a typo on the leaflet.
* OK, We’ve got rubber. Where’s the glue?
* There was some confusion at the Brudge tournement, about what, exactly, constituted a rubber match.
India’s answer to overpopulation: Men wearing condoms.
New Bollywood rock group: the Leaky Condoms.
Used male condoms seen floating down the Ganges.
Outsourcing is one thing, but this is ridiculous!
Recycling has gone too far!
In an example of growing understanding of democracy, Iraqi’s urged Obama not to ‘pull out’ of Iraq but instead to ‘stay and enjoy’ the time in the country knowing that the troops were safe.
A new study confirms that men wearing condoms are 100% safe from STD or causing pregnancies. Side effects noted included not getting any.
For some reason, young girls like this new boy band more than young boys.
India industry was rocked by quality control problems in the manufacture of condoms though government spokes people emphasized the condoms with holes were only appearing in “Obama ego” sized condoms.
An attempt to outsource in the US porn industry failed when the Indian actors were told they must wear condoms.
Fraternity hazing is now being outsourced, with pledges hiring students in India to wear the silly costumes.
Another job Americans won’t do.
… boldly going where no man has gone before.
A New Delhi costume shop held a costume contest, these didn’t come in first, but they were up there.
Gee Wally…Those guys are a bunch of pricks.
Another unintended consequence in the stimulus package.
Indian men were totally amazed to learn that these condoms were labeled “American size-Small”
In the end, Obama’s daring show of force did not deter the North Koreans.
* These are real stand-up kinda guys.
* Employees of Johnson Control Systems
* Coney Island whitefish
* Now complete with a Child-proof Lid!
* The week had all the markings of starting out with a big bang.
* Perhaps, m’lord, if we were to build a large wooden Badger…
* The Indian Army intruduces it’s stealth technology. Reports indicate that you never see them coming.
* Oh, Wow… A condom chorus line!
* Headline: “Wanted: Women To Test New Condom.”
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And opening for Michael Jackson in London, will be Indian pop sensation Safe Sax.
Thank you very much come again and again and again and again…….
Even children’s television was not immune to outsourcing as the Teletubbies were replaced with cheaper Indian labor.
The four top finalists on season one, of Win a Date With Madonna, prepare to meet Madge’s vadge.
Auditions began today for TROJAN-MAN: THE MOVIE. Over 3,000 actors are vying for the role, and competition is stiff.
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