Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    “We are do being here for promote the use of condoms..and we will being also take technical calls for DELL”

  2. sam says:

    “We are do being here for promote the use of condoms..and we will being also take technical calls for DELL”


    As an aside, my wife’s boss’s Sony laptop went Tango Uniform, so she called the tech support number, and the nice young man there (=Mumbai) said he would be sending someone to the office on July 4 to fix it….

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Supporters of embryonic stem cell funding celebrated in the streets when news of Obama’s Executive Order was announced by the White House.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    “Designer babies” on demand is sparking not only great public criticism, but also complete revulsion when one “looks” at the issue.

  5. Hodink says:

    In New Delhi folks, call the Prime Minister a dickhead at your own risk.

  6. Dickheads.

  7. Bolly-wood.

  8. Ribbed, for extra pleasure.

  9. Rubber? I just grazed her.

  10. Bithead says:

    * The tryouts for the part of “Roger the Shrubber” in the remake of “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” took an unfortunate turn, owing to a typo on the leaflet.

    * OK, We’ve got rubber. Where’s the glue?

    * There was some confusion at the Brudge tournement, about what, exactly, constituted a rubber match.

  11. John425 says:

    India’s answer to overpopulation: Men wearing condoms.

    New Bollywood rock group: the Leaky Condoms.

    Used male condoms seen floating down the Ganges.

    Outsourcing is one thing, but this is ridiculous!

  12. John425 says:

    Recycling has gone too far!

  13. In an example of growing understanding of democracy, Iraqi’s urged Obama not to ‘pull out’ of Iraq but instead to ‘stay and enjoy’ the time in the country knowing that the troops were safe.

    A new study confirms that men wearing condoms are 100% safe from STD or causing pregnancies. Side effects noted included not getting any.

    For some reason, young girls like this new boy band more than young boys.

    India industry was rocked by quality control problems in the manufacture of condoms though government spokes people emphasized the condoms with holes were only appearing in “Obama ego” sized condoms.

    An attempt to outsource in the US porn industry failed when the Indian actors were told they must wear condoms.

    Fraternity hazing is now being outsourced, with pledges hiring students in India to wear the silly costumes.

  14. Another job Americans won’t do.

  15. … boldly going where no man has gone before.

  16. elliot says:

    A New Delhi costume shop held a costume contest, these didn’t come in first, but they were up there.

  17. Dennis says:

    Gee Wally…Those guys are a bunch of pricks.

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Another unintended consequence in the stimulus package.

  19. John425 says:

    Indian men were totally amazed to learn that these condoms were labeled “American size-Small”

  20. McCain says:

    In the end, Obama’s daring show of force did not deter the North Koreans.

  21. Bithead says:

    * These are real stand-up kinda guys.

    * Employees of Johnson Control Systems

    * Coney Island whitefish

    * Now complete with a Child-proof Lid!

    * The week had all the markings of starting out with a big bang.

    * Perhaps, m’lord, if we were to build a large wooden Badger…

    * The Indian Army intruduces it’s stealth technology. Reports indicate that you never see them coming.

    * Oh, Wow… A condom chorus line!

    * Headline: “Wanted: Women To Test New Condom.”

  22. Elmo says:

    Fook me.

  23. Elmo says:

    You can call me Jimmy Hat … or you can call me Rain Coat, but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!

  24. Elmo says:

    At Oil Portraits dot com, we take your photograph and turn it into an oil portrait, a personal treasure that will last a lifetime.

  25. Elmo says:

    And opening for Michael Jackson in London, will be Indian pop sensation Safe Sax.

  26. G.A.Phillips says:

    Thank you very much come again and again and again and again…….

  27. Even children’s television was not immune to outsourcing as the Teletubbies were replaced with cheaper Indian labor.

  28. Elmo says:

    The four top finalists on season one, of Win a Date With Madonna, prepare to meet Madge’s vadge.

  29. John D says:

    Auditions began today for TROJAN-MAN: THE MOVIE. Over 3,000 actors are vying for the role, and competition is stiff.

  30. J. Roberts says:

    IRC Releases Photos of Prisoner Humilation at GITMO