Thursday, July 23, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Barack to the Police: “DON’T SHOOT…don’t shoot. It’s my van. Now, if you want to haul me in for the Grandpa pants that’s a different matter…”
B.O.: “GHANA GANDERS…it took longer than expected….but your portion of the Economic Stimulus Package has just arrived!!!”
Obama thought bubble: “GAAAHHH…Presidential arrest photo’s are few and far between. This could really derail my Presidency…..though I could get a small bounce on street cred”
President Obama demonstrates to the press corps how they are now to greet him.
In an effort to offset the deficit, the President takes a second job doing “Sure” deodorant commercials.
President Obama practicing for his talks with Iran.
It was quite embarrassing, for a moment there Obama thought he was back in the hood.
“Quick… somebody call Johnny Cochran.”
‘Drop the signing pen! Do it, now!’
How big is deficit? SOOOOOO big!
I’m CRAAAAAZY Barry, and I can sell you this van for less! I don’t own the dealership, I own the whole company!
History would remember the failed attempt to start ‘The Wave’ as Obama’s Waterloo.
Hello Officer Crowley.
Kobe, I’m open!
Rahmy: “And now…”
Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull Cap and Trade out of my hat!”
Rahmy: “But that trick never works.”
Bull Sprinkle: “But this time for sure. Presto! [pause] Well, I’m getting close!”
Rahmy: “And now it’s time for another special crisis.”
Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull Universal Health Coverage out of my hat!”
Bull Spinkle: “Nothing up my sleeve.”
Tea Parties Across America: “ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Bull Sprinkle: “I think I’m gonna need a bigger deficit.”
Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull a Card Check out of my hat!”
Bull Sprinkle: “Nothing up my sleeve… Presto!
Tea Parties Across America: “ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!”
Bull Sprinkle: “Hmm, don’t know my own strength.”
Henry Louis Gates, this is how you answer your front door.
You’re not worthy!
“Put your hands in the air like you just don’t care.”
I promise to do everything that I’m going to ask each of you to do.
Whatever happened to all this season’s losers of the year?
President Obama shows off the new dance steps to Raise the Deficit Ceiling.
Van Man visits Don’s John. Odorless photo on TMZ.
“Yep, I washed my hands! See?”
Blue Tie “Are you getting this, Doris? Focus, Doris, focus!”
No no no no… it’s government robbing the people, do you HAVE to get EVERYTHING backwards?
EMIGRATION!! Your under arrest!
No Barry, It’s just your left arm then say…
“Ja! wir kÃ¶nnen!”
Can’t we all just get along?
Obama makes another Fascian Statement!
That’s far enough Mr.
Ghana isn’t soft on emigration like in the U.S.
Mom jeans, Dockers, it don’t matter. I look good!
I wasn’t trying to break into this van, it’s mine. Okay, okay, I surrender!
“Just how wisewide a Latino women does the Supreme court need?”
Frisk me, big boy!
No applause please!
I’m wearing my new government deoderant folks.
I’m not carrying – I’m protected by my friends in ACOR..er.. the secret service.
I drove the new Obamavan myself.
It’s fun to stay at the YYYYYYMCA…come on, everybody.
“I had just quietly slipped outside to the Colonnade for a smoke and the next thing I know …”
“I give up. Please don’t tell me what Biden said now cause I just give up.”
Because the playing of “Hail to The Chief” isn’t enough for such a historic presidency, Obama now wants everyone to actually “hail” him with arms raised high.
Obama’s preparing for his next meeting with Nancy Pelosi.
is that McCain on the left doing secret service detail?
“Whoooa, hold up there for just a minute, fellas, it’s time for another ‘teachable moment.'”
Obama Photo Op Czar to Obama: “Just go out there stupidly….”
Obama Trouser Czar: “Well, it’s an improvement over he Nancy slacks you wore at the baseball game but could you possibly pull them up any higher?”
Obama Barley and Hops Czar to Obama: “..mkay…DO NOT do the “up high” thing nor the “i love you ma’an” thing when you are having a beer with Gates and Crowley”.
Police announced they have made an arrest in what they are calling the world’s largest Ponzi scheme. So far they haven’t released the suspects name.
[Dazz why Rodney makes da big money (Great freakin pic!)]
Hey elmo …. wake up … wake up! You’re having another wet dream.
Now watch closely … here’s how to properly genuflect, OK now on the count of three. Ready?
Do I know where I was born? No, but if you hum a few bars.
Simon says put your hands in the air … Simon says …
See … nothing up my sleeve.
Obamatep….Obamatep…. . G.A. thought bubble”A greater mummy with so powerful of an aura of charismasissity he must pray to himself……”
Look …. no hands! And for my next trick, I’ll make Israel disappear in a cloud of smoke.
Uh huh … thaz right, you’re not worthy.
Wanting to be more like the French, Obama adopts the surrender monkey position.
After protracted negotiations with the hijackers, the US agreed to take Obama back.
Raise your arms if you’re sure … how to run the US economy into the ground.
“…and THAT’S why i’m wearing a belt!”
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