Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Barack to the Police: “DON’T SHOOT…don’t shoot. It’s my van. Now, if you want to haul me in for the Grandpa pants that’s a different matter…”

  2. markm says:

    B.O.: “GHANA GANDERS…it took longer than expected….but your portion of the Economic Stimulus Package has just arrived!!!”

  3. markm says:

    Obama thought bubble: “GAAAHHH…Presidential arrest photo’s are few and far between. This could really derail my Presidency…..though I could get a small bounce on street cred”

  4. FormerHostage says:

    President Obama demonstrates to the press corps how they are now to greet him.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    In an effort to offset the deficit, the President takes a second job doing “Sure” deodorant commercials.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    President Obama practicing for his talks with Iran.

  7. elliot says:

    It was quite embarrassing, for a moment there Obama thought he was back in the hood.

  8. rodney dill says:

    “Quick… somebody call Johnny Cochran.”

  9. John Burgess says:

    ‘Drop the signing pen! Do it, now!’

  10. Furhead says:

    How big is deficit? SOOOOOO big!

  11. Phil Smith says:

    I’m CRAAAAAZY Barry, and I can sell you this van for less! I don’t own the dealership, I own the whole company!

  12. History would remember the failed attempt to start ‘The Wave’ as Obama’s Waterloo.

  13. Hello Officer Crowley.

  14. Kobe, I’m open!

  15. Rahmy: “And now…”
    Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull Cap and Trade out of my hat!”
    Rahmy: “But that trick never works.”
    Bull Sprinkle: “But this time for sure. Presto! [pause] Well, I’m getting close!”
    Rahmy: “And now it’s time for another special crisis.”

    Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull Universal Health Coverage out of my hat!”
    Rahmy: “Again?”
    Bull Spinkle: “Nothing up my sleeve.”
    Tea Parties Across America: “ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
    Bull Sprinkle: “I think I’m gonna need a bigger deficit.”

    Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull a Card Check out of my hat!”
    Rahmy: “Again?”
    Bull Sprinkle: “Nothing up my sleeve… Presto!
    Tea Parties Across America: “ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!”
    Bull Sprinkle: “Hmm, don’t know my own strength.”

  16. Wossname says:

    Henry Louis Gates, this is how you answer your front door.

  17. You’re not worthy!

  18. “Put your hands in the air like you just don’t care.”

  19. I promise to do everything that I’m going to ask each of you to do.

  20. Whatever happened to all this season’s losers of the year?

  21. President Obama shows off the new dance steps to Raise the Deficit Ceiling.

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    Van Man visits Don’s John. Odorless photo on TMZ.

  23. Rachel Edith says:

    “Yep, I washed my hands! See?”

  24. Hodink says:

    Blue Tie “Are you getting this, Doris? Focus, Doris, focus!”

  25. floyd says:

    No no no no… it’s government robbing the people, do you HAVE to get EVERYTHING backwards?

  26. floyd says:

    EMIGRATION!! Your under arrest!

  27. floyd says:

    No Barry, It’s just your left arm then say…
    “Ja! wir können!”

  28. floyd says:

    Can’t we all just get along?

  29. floyd says:

    Obama makes another Fascian Statement!

  30. floyd says:

    That’s far enough Mr.
    Ghana isn’t soft on emigration like in the U.S.

  31. Furhead says:

    Mom jeans, Dockers, it don’t matter. I look good!

  32. Furhead says:

    I wasn’t trying to break into this van, it’s mine. Okay, okay, I surrender!

  33. rodney dill says:

    “Just how wisewide a Latino women does the Supreme court need?”

  34. Scott says:

    Frisk me, big boy!

  35. DL says:

    No applause please!

    I’m wearing my new government deoderant folks.

    I’m not carrying – I’m protected by my friends in the secret service.

    I drove the new Obamavan myself.

  36. Timmer says:

    It’s fun to stay at the YYYYYYMCA…come on, everybody.

  37. Maggie Mama says:

    “I had just quietly slipped outside to the Colonnade for a smoke and the next thing I know …”

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    “I give up. Please don’t tell me what Biden said now cause I just give up.”

  39. Maggie Mama says:

    Because the playing of “Hail to The Chief” isn’t enough for such a historic presidency, Obama now wants everyone to actually “hail” him with arms raised high.

  40. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama’s preparing for his next meeting with Nancy Pelosi.

  41. is that McCain on the left doing secret service detail?

  42. Maggie Mama says:

    “Whoooa, hold up there for just a minute, fellas, it’s time for another ‘teachable moment.'”

  43. markm says:

    Obama Photo Op Czar to Obama: “Just go out there stupidly….”

  44. markm says:

    Obama Trouser Czar: “Well, it’s an improvement over he Nancy slacks you wore at the baseball game but could you possibly pull them up any higher?”

  45. markm says:

    Obama Barley and Hops Czar to Obama: “..mkay…DO NOT do the “up high” thing nor the “i love you ma’an” thing when you are having a beer with Gates and Crowley”.

  46. MikeM says:

    Police announced they have made an arrest in what they are calling the world’s largest Ponzi scheme. So far they haven’t released the suspects name.

  47. Elmo says:

    [Dazz why Rodney makes da big money (Great freakin pic!)]

    Hey elmo …. wake up … wake up! You’re having another wet dream.

  48. Elmo says:

    Now watch closely … here’s how to properly genuflect, OK now on the count of three. Ready?

    Do I know where I was born? No, but if you hum a few bars.

    Simon says put your hands in the air … Simon says …

    See … nothing up my sleeve.

  49. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obamatep….Obamatep…. . G.A. thought bubble”A greater mummy with so powerful of an aura of charismasissity he must pray to himself……”

  50. Elmo says:

    Look …. no hands! And for my next trick, I’ll make Israel disappear in a cloud of smoke.

  51. Elmo says:

    Uh huh … thaz right, you’re not worthy.

  52. Wanting to be more like the French, Obama adopts the surrender monkey position.

    After protracted negotiations with the hijackers, the US agreed to take Obama back.

    Raise your arms if you’re sure … how to run the US economy into the ground.

  53. Mario cantin says:

    “…and THAT’S why i’m wearing a belt!”