Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

schwinnthewar


REUTERS/U.S. Army/Sgt. 1st Class Alex Licea

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Eric Florack says:

    * When this baby gets up to 88 miles an hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit!

  2. Because of budget cuts, Sgt. Michaels was forced to seek alternate means of transportation to the battlefield.

  3. DC Loser says:

    At only $500,000 a copy, the new Urban Assault Vehicle is successfully undergoing operational tests in realistic conditions.

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    Captain MacLean demonstrates the Chinese manufactured transport vehicle with “laser cross-bar” which will be provided to the Afghan mechanized infantry.

  5. Mike says:

    First no armored vehicles and now this!

    or

    GM comes through for the troops with its new fuel efficient model.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    For more than 113 year Schwinn Bicycles have demonstrated cycling passion with full-on rocket ships and rugged commuters, classic cruisers and BMX bikes …. but did you know they really make a bomb-proof mountain bike?

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    A Schwinn Bicycle: “It’s for life” if you ride their bomb-proof mountain bike.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    The Obama Administration has replaced the Army Hummers with what they believe is a humdinger of low carbon emissions.

  9. Elmo says:

    Obama grants approval for the surge in Afghanistan (three bicycles, two sling shots, and a pair of roller skates).

  10. Elmo says:

    Bambi gets serious about Iran, and instructs the Pentagon to draw a line in the sand.

  11. Elmo says:

    a soldier needs a bicycle, like a fish needs a harmonica ….

  12. elliot says:

    It definately saves money and it allows soldiers to quietly sneak up on the enemy…It’s a schwinn-schwinn situation.

  13. Hermoine says:

    “Officers in the U.S. Army can rise to any challenge. Can you?”

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    “My girlfriend sports a T shirt saying, I Love My Biker Dude.”

  15. A US soldier finally locates the fabled Cycle of Violence.

  16. kvc says:

    I am not sure, but I do not think this was in McCrystal’s request.

  17. Chris says:

    Washington’s next scandal de jour? A lack of uparmoured bycicles.

  18. “Umm, Charlie, I don’t think that that is what ‘going green’ means.”

  19. roger says:

    Sgt. Troy and the rest of the Rat Patrol checked out their new transportation, lamenting the loss of their jeeps and machine guns. Remembering the mission, he turned to his comrades, started pedaling and yelled. “OK, shake it!” As he rolled on, Troy contemplated retirement.

  20. elliot says:

    As the amused spectators watched, Floyd tried to play it off after he realized there was no seat.

  21. rodney dill says:

    Lance Corporal Army Strong

  22. Wyatt Earp says:

    Sadly, X Games: Salmon Pak was relegated to ESPN 8, “The Ocho.”

  23. Hodink says:

    There has to be an In-N-Out Burger in this town and homeys, watch me find it.

  24. Our Paul says:

    It’s wise to wear knee pads when riding an Iraqi bike…

  25. Cowboy Blob says:

    On the back of his flak jacket reads in Arabic, “If you can read this, my Wingman fell off.”

  26. elliot says:

    Rule #22: Never volunteer to be a spokesman for your regiment.

  27. RachelEdith says:

    “They say that war is just like riding a bicycle — once you master it, you never forget it. Well, the last part is true. I’ll never forget it.”