Caption Contest Winners

The Gun With The Schwinn Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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REUTERS/U.S. Army/Sgt. 1st Class Alex Licea

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: elliot – It definitely saves money and it allows soldiers to quietly sneak up on the enemy…It’s a schwinn-schwinn situation.

Second: Stormy DragonA US soldier finally locates the fabled Cycle of Violence.

Third: Eric FlorackWhen this baby gets up to 88 miles an hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit!

HONORABLE MENTION

Elmoa soldier needs a bicycle, like a fish needs a harmonica ….

DC Loser – At only $500,000 a copy, the new Urban Assault Vehicle is successfully undergoing operational tests in realistic conditions.

Cowboy BlobOn the back of his flak jacket reads in Arabic, “If you can read this, my Wingman fell off.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Schwinning hearts and minds

I thought going to Afghanistan would be like going to Wisconsin.

After the next round of Obama military cuts, they started issuing Unicycles.

Lance Corporal Army Strong

Guess I shouldn’t have bet the Detroit Lions weren’t gonna win a game this season.

The kabulkidMonday Contest is doin’ a fly-by.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the first place schwinn – Elliot

  2. Eric Florack says:

    Turd place?
    Second door on the left. Pull the chain with both hands.

  3. rodney dill says:

    …and mind your wide stance…