Monday, December 14, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Ho Ho Ho
It is a tough fiscal year, Santa doesn’t seem to be carrying much in his pouch
These are just men showing they are willing to do the job Tiger Woods is no longer willing to do.
Okay you convinced me. I will now support keeping religous holiday displays from public venues.
Do I hear jingle bells?
Nah…my testicles are frozen.
After this race it ain’t gonna be just chestnuts I’ll be roastin’ on an open fire!
Czars on way to meeting with Obama, demonstrate transparency.
Security measures for the New York Marathon took a strange turn.
Oh great, more Tiger Woods “aquaintences” have surfaced…when will it stop?
Are you cold?
Nope. I’m wearing a thong under this.
Guy with the red socks: “Looks like I overdressed!”
Macy’s Global Warming Thanksgiving Day parade
“Is that your car keys or are you glad to see me?”
Dashing through tha Bostow
In a one horse open singlet
O’er the streets we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bubbie’s ringlets
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
In a microthong tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way …
Obama’s rules of engagement for Afghanistan, did not inspire troop confidence.
Kevin Jenning’s Safe School 5K Run. Winner receives the Spit/Swallow/Pissing/Fisting trophy underwrited by GLESN.
Global warming pride parade?
Stimulus II hits the road.
Stimulus II hits the road — with approximately the same level of success as Stimulus I.
This is what happens when the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade coincides with sweeps week.
The Gloria Allred Staff 5k … Boxers or Briefs?
Notwithstanding the incessant tugging at my heart strings by tree huggers, I really don’t give a damn about saving these “polar bears”.
There ought to be a law … no, I really mean it, there ought to be a law.
I just spotted a whole bunch of ‘the greatest losers!’
Some people will do anything to ruin my Christmas spirit.
The Star of David marks the spot?!?!?
Barney Franks’ annual Holiday Party always draws a drifty crowd.
Manscapers to the left of them
Manscapers to the right of them
Onward, onward through the valley of silliness ran the 600.
This year’s Chicago Bears offensive (very) and defensive lines…..finally exposed for what they are…
After a lengthy, thorough, rigorous, and exhaustive screening. Guests were finally allowed to enter … the White House Hanukkah party.
Hidey hidey hidey ho!
Revelations about some of the things Tiger Woods was doing are about to get VERY disturbing.
Disappointed teenager in the crowd: “Whatta rip! When I heard there was gonna be a topless run I thought…”
Separation of church and state sanity.
Miracle on Castro Street, a remake of Miracle on 34th Street, lacked much of the charm of the original.
The climate change race began with the non-committed dressed appropriately.
The Boston fans went wild when the Red Sox runner took the lead.
“Dude. That’s embarrassing, you should have stuck a sock or something down there to bulk it up a bit!”
Not a wise-man to be found.
“Hey Susie, it’s shirt optional. Man up!”
MSNBC’s on-air talent highlights their “diversity” as they embark on a road-show.
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