Monday, January 25, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
The Healthcare bill is getting an indecent burial by Democrats.
The clowns in Congress are mourning the death of Obamacare.
Even though they were all singing it, they knew deep down inside that tonight it just wouldn’t be as much fun to stay at the YMCA.
Finally the media releases a photo of the Paul Wellstone funeral.
After learning of the Massachusetts miracle, the Los Angeles faithful still dressed in celebratory cloths, bury Obamacare.
Symbolically, Chicago street organizers prepare for the Obama legacy.
The really creepy part was at the end of the service when the corpse sat up at the climax of “Pop Goes the Weasel”
Weekly World News Headline:
Hugo Chavez Dead! Supporters mourn his passing. (Artist’s Conception)
The coffin was just for show, in that, known terrorist, Abdul ‘Bozo’ Ashmulli, was vaporized by a Hellfire missile while doing his part time, street corner juggling clown gig in Afghanistan.
As a last tribute to Chirajito, 14 other clowns jumped in his coffin as well.
Subsequent to the Supreme Court ruling, special interest groups break out the first cash box.
International Union of Democrats (IUD’s) showing their support for the Death of Freedom.
Equal protection for all. Democrats in support for Necrophiliac Gay Marriage.
Chicago polling station – where true democrats help the dead vote.
Arrive in a limo. Go home in a coffin. The LA Gang Tour.
Other than the woopie cushion under the body, the ceremony was actually quite dignified.
We are here to say goodbye to Chuckles. His passing leaves us a pair of big shoes to fill….size 32 EEEE!!!! Wakka wakka!
Code Pink activists protesting services for a fallen serviceman.
Laugh? I thought I’d die.
I went to a funeral and a three ring circus broke out.
If ever a funeral needed more cowbell…
I know it’s a sad song but I never expected to hear “Send in the Clowns” as a funeral dirge.
I wish you’d known me when I was alive, I was a funny fella.
The crowd would hoot and holler for more,
I wore a drunk’s red nose for applause.
Oh yes I was a comical priest,
With a joke for the flock and a hand up your fleece,
Drooling the drink and the lipstick and greasepaint
Down the cardboard front of my dirty dog-collar.
Now I’m dead, now I’m dead, now I’m dead, now I’m dead,
And I’m going on to meet my reward.
I was scared, I was scared, I was scared, I was scared,
He might have never heard God’s Comic.
— D.P.A. MacManus
Insane Clown Posse Pallbearers
At clown funerals, upwards of 20 bodies are often placed in a single coffin.
Back from the dead. “Who dat?”
Wanna bet the flowers are the squirting kind?
A very clever border crossing ploy.
Rene Magritte says, “This is not funny.”
President Obama picks up another vote in Chicago’s 5th ward.
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