Caption Contest

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Maggie Mama says:

    The Healthcare bill is getting an indecent burial by Democrats.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    The clowns in Congress are mourning the death of Obamacare.

  3. Chadzilla says:

    Even though they were all singing it, they knew deep down inside that tonight it just wouldn’t be as much fun to stay at the YMCA.

  4. DL says:

    Finally the media releases a photo of the Paul Wellstone funeral.

    After learning of the Massachusetts miracle, the Los Angeles faithful still dressed in celebratory cloths, bury Obamacare.

    Symbolically, Chicago street organizers prepare for the Obama legacy.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    The really creepy part was at the end of the service when the corpse sat up at the climax of “Pop Goes the Weasel”

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Weekly World News Headline:
    Hugo Chavez Dead! Supporters mourn his passing. (Artist’s Conception)

  7. D. Dean says:

    The coffin was just for show, in that, known terrorist, Abdul ‘Bozo’ Ashmulli, was vaporized by a Hellfire missile while doing his part time, street corner juggling clown gig in Afghanistan.

  8. elliot says:

    As a last tribute to Chirajito, 14 other clowns jumped in his coffin as well.

  9. William d'Inger says:

    Subsequent to the Supreme Court ruling, special interest groups break out the first cash box.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    International Union of Democrats (IUD’s) showing their support for the Death of Freedom.

    Equal protection for all. Democrats in support for Necrophiliac Gay Marriage.

    Chicago polling station – where true democrats help the dead vote.

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    Arrive in a limo. Go home in a coffin. The LA Gang Tour.

  12. FormerHostage says:

    Other than the woopie cushion under the body, the ceremony was actually quite dignified.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    We are here to say goodbye to Chuckles. His passing leaves us a pair of big shoes to fill….size 32 EEEE!!!! Wakka wakka!

  14. FormerHostage says:

    Code Pink activists protesting services for a fallen serviceman.

  15. Laugh? I thought I’d die.

  16. I went to a funeral and a three ring circus broke out.

  17. If ever a funeral needed more cowbell…

  18. I know it’s a sad song but I never expected to hear “Send in the Clowns” as a funeral dirge.

  19. I wish you’d known me when I was alive, I was a funny fella.
    The crowd would hoot and holler for more,
    I wore a drunk’s red nose for applause.
    Oh yes I was a comical priest,
    With a joke for the flock and a hand up your fleece,
    Drooling the drink and the lipstick and greasepaint
    Down the cardboard front of my dirty dog-collar.
    Now I’m dead, now I’m dead, now I’m dead, now I’m dead,
    And I’m going on to meet my reward.
    I was scared, I was scared, I was scared, I was scared,
    He might have never heard God’s Comic.

    — D.P.A. MacManus

  20. Insane Clown Posse Pallbearers

  21. At clown funerals, upwards of 20 bodies are often placed in a single coffin.

  22. Hodink says:

    Back from the dead. “Who dat?”

  23. D. Dean says:

    Wanna bet the flowers are the squirting kind?

  24. D. Dean says:

    A very clever border crossing ploy.

  25. Rene Magritte says, “This is not funny.”

  26. Appalling bearers.

  27. President Obama picks up another vote in Chicago’s 5th ward.