Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Thursday, November 3, 2005
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47 comments
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
I was going to use a more difficult political picture, but all the leftover Halloween pictures got to me
REUTERS/Albert Ferreira
Winners will be announced Monday PM
UPDATE: Does seem sorta appropriate for National Cliche Day
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Once again members of the MSM demonstrate THEIR belief that they are SUPERSTARS and not just readers of the news.
The Democrats have found a new batch of people to run in the next cycle.
Thus explaining why they pretend to be journalists during the day.
“Holy Bombshells Robin, Do you think we can trade in this used up harlot for a patriotic servicewoman sitting on a 1000 Pounder”
Here, here! I agree Rodney. Now that was a real Dynamic Duo.
So long Rove, Condi, Rummy. Bush is bringing in new faces.
The reigning King and Queen of the 2005 Gotham City Gay Pride Parade, pictured here in their new fabulous blue costumes.
Valerie Plame resumes her career at the CIA as a covert operative, complete with new identity and disguise.
As Matt Lauer victoriously pumps his fist, White House correspondent John Roberts asks him: “So does that mean Roker gets sloppy seconds, or what?”
* Holy Technicolor, Batman!
* Hello. My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
* Holy Not-taking-your-medication, Batman!
* (Found on cape tag) Caution: cape does not enable user to fly – or see in color…
* Denny’s at 3am
* New Management at the NewYork Times
* A Democrat’s attempt at reality
* Batman? Awwww… I wanted to see The Tick
* Wait until we get under the black light!!
* God created man in his own image. Who created THESE clowns?
* Is it live, or is it Memorex?
* SPOCK, off camera: Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor?
* Elton John continues to get more weird.
Damned if Michael Moore doesn’t look just great in that batman outfit! His new “eat crow” diet must be working.
“I TOLD YOU, you could get both your hands in there!”
Valerie Plame is sending three more CIA agents to investigate the “Yellowcake” story.
That one in the middle looks just like Elvis!
What really happened the other day when rule 51 closed the Senate to the public.
It looks like another Paul Wellstone funeral from here!
In the year 2005 Historians show the inevitable result of mixing entertainment with news.
Liberals celebrate the LIbby indictment!
‘Oh sure,’ he thought, ‘they made fun of me when I fell during the hurricane, but they won’t laugh at Super Roker when they see me as the new sidekick to Ultra Violet Batman!’
Looks like New Orleans is open for business again!
Three liberals enjoying the latest Iraq death tolls tallies.
Still less gay than “Batman and Robin.”
In the interest of distracting Americans from his bad press, Bush made Halloween an adult legal holiday … a week long carnival with government supplied booze and costumes.
Once again, a picture of Maryland senatorial candiate Steele has started a firestorm in the blogosphere. Steele, in the center, was photoshopped to appear as a blonde, white woman who thought diamonds were a girls best friend. Also in the picture were Karl Rove, on the right, who was photshopped to be a balding black man with questionable tastes in tights. Finally, Condolezza Rice, on the left, was photoshopped to appear as a tall, handsome Batman charachter. When questioned, the leftist blogger who originated the pictures said that America needed to see who these people really are. Bloggers on the right seemed unable to make sense of the picture, though Glenn Reynolds noted that the blogger apparently didn’t feel a need to change Reid, pictured in the back ground, who was dressed as the Democratic party platform mascot.
Onlooker #1: “Hey, aren’t those the biggest boobs you’ve ever seen!?”
Onlooker #2: “Yeah, and isn’t that Marilyn Monroe standing there with them?”
Three typical McCain for President supporters.
Well the blonde hair really explains alot.
Moonbatman and Rob’N (f/k/a Two Packs ‘A Fitty-Cent Puff)come to the aid of Hillary’s presidential campaign.
I got nothing …..
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
“Screw Gotham, we’re headed to Queens.”
Is there a place we can buy the kids food to feed them?
You should see the rest of the wedding party.
Three transvestites are the first to apply for the new Massachusetts group discount marriage license.
“Who are three people that have never been in my kitchen?”
Nice Cliff reference, Chrees. Now onto the caption:
The annual San Francisco parade was spoiled by the appearance of the ugliest drag queens ever seen. When asked why everyone was booing the gruesome threesome, another participant exclaimed, “My God! They don’t even look like women. And they get no credit for trying, especially that hideous blonde in the middle. I mean really, his Adam’s apple is bigger than mine.”
Warner Brothers gives Joel Schumacher and Tim Burton one more chance…
Holding onto her green hat hHarriet Miers looks on from behind.
You know what they say about men with big capes.
The papparazzi were able to get this photo of Madonna with the two high priests of her newest found religion, Batism!
Democrats 2008 Dream Team
After seeing this photo, President Bush issued an executive order banning Halloween for those over 18 years-old.
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Hey! We found the Costumes of Mass Destruction!
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And we thought Christopher Walken looked scary.
Warner Brothers has just pulled the plug on Joel Schumacher’s “Batman Comes Out,” starring Harvey Fierstein, Dame Edna and RuPaul, after screening audiences flat out refused to give the film “two snaps up”!
You know political correctness has gone too far when Robin is black, Batgirl is a man, and Batman is John Kerry.
As a tribute to their audience, Matt, Katie and Al went as The Democratic Base for Halloween.
Hey, Matt, Katie and Al, a little too much sharing!
And I thought cameras weren’t allowed when the Senate went into secret session.
* I keep tellin’ you guys… it’s the CAR…. Chicks LOVE the CAR….
* Batman and company do their best to blend in on the Lower East Side.
* The really wierd part, is…. well, ya see the chick in the middle? That’s Ruth Bader Ginzberg. Amazing what makeup can do.
* Okay, who swiped the Crime Watch Sign?
* Batman and robin went over much better with the crowds, than did the other Super-Heros, LINT ATTACHMENT MAN, MEDIA MAN, SUPER MANNEQUIN, and SEWER URCHIN