Thursday, February 11, 2010
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Forget books, Oprah has just started a TV watching club.
Threee boobs ensconed in front of the boob tube.
More people watched Superbowl XLIV than the final episode of M*A*S*H*.
Jay and Dave put the O back in TV
Sensing the mood of the country, talk show hosts roll out a more bipartisan image
Someones getting lucky tonight.
Nielson defended itself saying it was only monitoring typical viewing housholds
What’s next? Democrats and Republicans working together?
Despite priming her with an exclusive copy of the Edwards sex tape, the boys didn’t get their O
You know economic times are rough when she has to take in roommates
In an updated remake of the ‘Ebony and Ivory’ music video …
Pass me some of that buns and syrup Dave….
Oprah: “Nuthin’s better’n watchin’ a monkey wash a cat.”
Chips and Salsa – $7.95
Wide Screen TV – $2395
Watching Conan’s last Tonight Show with friends – priceless.
Dave’s movin’ quicker than Jay….
Watching the Tiger sex tape. “Hey, that’s Elin!”
Three damn liberals, just sittin’ being liberal.
“You know, this party might actually be fun if you’d invited Conan.”
After viewing this ad, the body language “experts” determined that Oprah prefers Letterman over Leno, which is in perfect keeping with Obama’s choice of late night comedians.
2 1/2 jokes
Late night snack: Two stale whitebreads with a whole lotta cheese in the middle. mpw
1. “Conan, more beer for me and my friends!”
2. Once Oprah finished her rufee colada, Dave and Jay proved the “Big Bang Theory.”
Dave would have worn 69, but he wasn’t sure it would get past the censors.
Groucho, Harpo, and Chico watch the Super Bowl.
Guess which one is wearing the Go Daddy t-shirt…
Oprah warns Dave against trying the wardrobe malfunction move again.
“Dave, the IQ shirt memo was a joke.”
Keith Olbermann’s ratings doubled when they inadvertently switched over to MSNBC.
and David Letterman’s number one reason that….
“What’s a ROOE?”
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