Thursday, March 11, 2010
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Hippies Reunite in Foggy Bottom sparking off a Woodstock like atmosphere complete with Geritol.
New Reality TV Show – Fat Ass Pantsuit Wrestling.
In an attempt to break into the U.S. market, promoters of sumo wrestling are having exhibit matches featuring high profile personalities.
Next week on “Dancing with the Stars”:
1. President Bachelet runs to Secretary Clinton, initiating a 5.5 aftershock.
2. “Sisters don’t shake hands. Sisters gotta hug!”
The aftershocks continued for days.
You had me at “Hola!”
Uh oh, looks like the WaPo is going to lose its other 27 subscribers.
Finally, someone who makes me look thin.
And now it is time to feed!
The “Kill Bill” reception committee greeting another Blue Outfit Stained member.
Another non-US citizen performing services US citizens refuse to do.
Jenny Craig enlisting her latest celebrity lard-assed spokesperson.
Damn girl, apparently you did stay home baking cookies.
Secretary of State Clinton stops by to see some Chile con carnage.
Now is the time on State Department Sprockets when we dance.
In unison: “How big are you? Sooooooo big!”
Blond highlights do NOT draw attention away from well-endowed derrieres.
Guy in the background:
“Another reason to be glad I’m gay.”
The headbutt that followed was AWESOME!
So when do we dodge the sniper fire?
As soon as Michell and Oprah deplane, we’ll have a coven.
With that body it’s guaranteed that President Michelle Bachelet is going stay a bachelette (sic).
Secretary Clinton received a Chile reception.
I hate when women do that fake hug and air kiss thing.
In the event of an aftershock, hold onto as large an object as possible.
Secretary Clinton dodges sniper fire in Chile.
Ever wonder why supermodels don’t wear pant suits? Now you know.
Hillary, I took your advice. As long as I am in a pant suit, Bill leaves me alone.
Take that you thuggish neo-cons. Under Obama we are universally loved around the world … as long as we show up with lots of free goodies.
I just flew in from the United States and boy are my arms tired.
You can’t hug a head of state with nuclear arms.
Warning!! Warning!! Warning!! Brace for aftershock!
Greetings, Mrs Clinton, can you #&@$!! stop singing “I feel the earth move under my feet”?
Oh Monica, that was a long time ago….
Cheney: If a Dem can lead I can dance (cue Getz/Gilberto … One Note Samba).
you make my pantsuit look small on me..
Swing your Partner! Do-si-do!
FEMALE (FEMA – Luxury Edition) to the rescue!
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