Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Chris Short says:

    Hippies Reunite in Foggy Bottom sparking off a Woodstock like atmosphere complete with Geritol.

  2. FormerHostage says:


  3. Michael Hamm says:

    New Reality TV Show – Fat Ass Pantsuit Wrestling.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    In an attempt to break into the U.S. market, promoters of sumo wrestling are having exhibit matches featuring high profile personalities.

  5. FormerHostage says:


  6. FormerHostage says:

    Next week on “Dancing with the Stars”:
    The Lambada!

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    1. President Bachelet runs to Secretary Clinton, initiating a 5.5 aftershock.

    2. “Sisters don’t shake hands. Sisters gotta hug!”

  8. The aftershocks continued for days.

  9. You had me at “Hola!”

  10. Uh oh, looks like the WaPo is going to lose its other 27 subscribers.

  11. Finally, someone who makes me look thin.

  12. physics geek says:

    And now it is time to feed!

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    The “Kill Bill” reception committee greeting another Blue Outfit Stained member.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Another non-US citizen performing services US citizens refuse to do.

  15. Michael Hamm says:

    Jenny Craig enlisting her latest celebrity lard-assed spokesperson.

  16. Damn girl, apparently you did stay home baking cookies.

  17. Secretary of State Clinton stops by to see some Chile con carnage.

  18. Now is the time on State Department Sprockets when we dance.

  19. Maggie Mama says:

    In unison: “How big are you? Sooooooo big!”

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Blond highlights do NOT draw attention away from well-endowed derrieres.

  21. FormerHostage says:

    Guy in the background:
    “Another reason to be glad I’m gay.”

  22. FormerHostage says:

    The headbutt that followed was AWESOME!

  23. Mr. Prosser says:

    So when do we dodge the sniper fire?

  24. William d'Inger says:

    As soon as Michell and Oprah deplane, we’ll have a coven.

  25. Maggie Mama says:

    With that body it’s guaranteed that President Michelle Bachelet is going stay a bachelette (sic).

  26. yetanotherjohn says:

    Secretary Clinton received a Chile reception.

    I hate when women do that fake hug and air kiss thing.

    In the event of an aftershock, hold onto as large an object as possible.

    Secretary Clinton dodges sniper fire in Chile.

    Ever wonder why supermodels don’t wear pant suits? Now you know.

    Hillary, I took your advice. As long as I am in a pant suit, Bill leaves me alone.

    Take that you thuggish neo-cons. Under Obama we are universally loved around the world … as long as we show up with lots of free goodies.

    I just flew in from the United States and boy are my arms tired.

    You can’t hug a head of state with nuclear arms.

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    Warning!! Warning!! Warning!! Brace for aftershock!

  28. elliot says:

    Greetings, Mrs Clinton, can you #&@$!! stop singing “I feel the earth move under my feet”?

  29. D. Dean says:

    Oh Monica, that was a long time ago….

  30. Elmo says:

    Cheney: If a Dem can lead I can dance (cue Getz/Gilberto … One Note Samba).

  31. scotty says:

    you make my pantsuit look small on me..

  32. Hodink says:

    Swing your Partner! Do-si-do!

  33. FEMALE (FEMA – Luxury Edition) to the rescue!