Monday, April 26, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
India displays their newest parade balloon, “The American President,” absolute proof that Obama is truly loved around the world.
Suresh had a lousy rep with the ladies, who thought he was a total prick.
Have you ever noticed that some men have really inflated egos?
Whispers raced through the crowd of ladies, “Don’t be fooled” … “He doesn’t meet expectations” … “All show but a no go.”
India a Condom-Nation.
Beware of a prick in Sheep Skin clothing.
“I’m sorry if my mustache tickles.”
“Rising” in response to pressure from global warming advocates,Oscar Mayer has decided to eschew the motorized weinermobile in favor of this more PC “green”version, which also teaches safe sex.
In line for a condom-ment.
I’m rubber, you’re glue.
What you say bounces off me,and sticks to you!
The “Use a bloody condom!” campaign failed miserably.
Woman in line: “Ooooo! They have cherry flavored ones!”
Due to a misunderstanding, the new “Bombay Trojans” mascot caused a bit of embarrassment on opening day.
Sounds of the “Fifth Demention” (sic) waft through the Air asking “Would you like to ride on my beautiful Ballooooon? Ballooon!
Lili Von Shtupp: “It’s twu, it’s twu!”
BBC Reporter: It looks like he stumbled…oh, now he’s fallen. He’s rolling over, knocking women down. Some are screaming, trying to get out of the way. Oh! The humanity!”
Sex And Politics – Where The Rubber Meets The Road
These ‘Girls love big cock’ porns are really becoming a parody of themselves.
Time will tell if India’s attempts to delay teenage girls having sex will be successful.
Oh great, a shipment of Texas sized condoms get misrouted and everyone has to have a laugh.
While it seemed counterintuitive, having Biden wear a costume actually reduced the embarassment he caused while visiting foreign countries.
Another American doing a job foreigners won’t do … gee this recession sucks.
It’s kind of hard to say he is just thinking with his little head.
Then the girls charged him and pushed him into the on coming train.
The charges against the flasher were dropped when the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.
Objects in photo may appear larger than they are.
Indian women look on adoringly at the new American condom size “Medium”.
If life were fair and Keith Obermann were forced to work at a job he was actually qualified for.
A more modern Burka is introduced.
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“Those of you wishing for individual guidance please line up here.”
Indian men are such wieners.
India’s Cricket Mascot.
Those on-line enhancement herbs actually worked.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad greets his harem.
The Sulekha Condom’s new marketing strategy was judged to be somewhere between 86 and 98 percent effective.
1) Though not very talkative, Phil was quite popular with the ladies of the village.
2) Viagra warns against erections lasting over seven feet tall.
3) Trojan rolls out its new one-size fits all one-village reserve tip condom.
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Caption Contest Winners
Jo Cox, Member Of British Parliament, Murdered In Northern England, Possible ‘Brexit’ Connection
Kal Penn Quits ‘House’ for White House
Joe Scarborough Answers the “Is our Pundits Learning?” Challenge
Tensions Flare Between India And Pakistan