Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    India displays their newest parade balloon, “The American President,” absolute proof that Obama is truly loved around the world.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Suresh had a lousy rep with the ladies, who thought he was a total prick.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Have you ever noticed that some men have really inflated egos?

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Whispers raced through the crowd of ladies, “Don’t be fooled” … “He doesn’t meet expectations” … “All show but a no go.”

  5. elliot says:

    India a Condom-Nation.

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    Beware of a prick in Sheep Skin clothing.

  7. Phil Smith says:

    “I’m sorry if my mustache tickles.”

  8. floyd says:

    “Rising” in response to pressure from global warming advocates,Oscar Mayer has decided to eschew the motorized weinermobile in favor of this more PC “green”version, which also teaches safe sex.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    In line for a condom-ment.

  10. FormerHostage says:

    I’m rubber, you’re glue.
    What you say bounces off me,and sticks to you!

  11. FormerHostage says:

    The “Use a bloody condom!” campaign failed miserably.

  12. FormerHostage says:

    Woman in line: “Ooooo! They have cherry flavored ones!”

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Due to a misunderstanding, the new “Bombay Trojans” mascot caused a bit of embarrassment on opening day.

  14. floyd says:

    Sounds of the “Fifth Demention” (sic) waft through the Air asking “Would you like to ride on my beautiful Ballooooon? Ballooon!

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Lili Von Shtupp: “It’s twu, it’s twu!”

  16. FormerHostage says:

    BBC Reporter: It looks like he stumbled…oh, now he’s fallen. He’s rolling over, knocking women down. Some are screaming, trying to get out of the way. Oh! The humanity!”

  17. Hodink says:

    Sex And Politics – Where The Rubber Meets The Road

  18. yetanotherjohn says:

    These ‘Girls love big cock’ porns are really becoming a parody of themselves.

    Time will tell if India’s attempts to delay teenage girls having sex will be successful.

    Oh great, a shipment of Texas sized condoms get misrouted and everyone has to have a laugh.

    While it seemed counterintuitive, having Biden wear a costume actually reduced the embarassment he caused while visiting foreign countries.

    Another American doing a job foreigners won’t do … gee this recession sucks.

    It’s kind of hard to say he is just thinking with his little head.

    Then the girls charged him and pushed him into the on coming train.

    The charges against the flasher were dropped when the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.

    Objects in photo may appear larger than they are.

  19. John425 says:

    Indian women look on adoringly at the new American condom size “Medium”.

  20. FormerHostage says:

    If life were fair and Keith Obermann were forced to work at a job he was actually qualified for.

  21. Roger McGaugh says:

    A more modern Burka is introduced.

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    “Those of you wishing for individual guidance please line up here.”

  23. Roger McGaugh says:

    Indian men are such wieners.

  24. Roger McGaugh says:

    India’s Cricket Mascot.

  25. Roger McGaugh says:

    Those on-line enhancement herbs actually worked.

  26. Roger McGaugh says:

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad greets his harem.

  27. The Sulekha Condom’s new marketing strategy was judged to be somewhere between 86 and 98 percent effective.

  28. 1) Though not very talkative, Phil was quite popular with the ladies of the village.

    2) Viagra warns against erections lasting over seven feet tall.

    3) Trojan rolls out its new one-size fits all one-village reserve tip condom.