Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Herb says:

    I just called…to say…”You’re the devil.”

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Mira, tengo El Presidente Negro a speed dial!

  3. In the middle of a two hour speech, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez inexplicably began showing the crowd pictures of his cat.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Who you gonna call? Freedom busters!

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    I just called to say I love you; I just called to say I care.

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    Hey, Jobs! I got your phone right here!

  7. elliot says:

    Okay, who just texted me?

  8. elliot says:

    Can anyone tell me what LOL means?

  9. elliot says:

    My fellow friends and countrymen, I ask you to follow my presidency on Twitter and Facebook. If not, I will become your Fearless Deleter.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Do any of you “pendejos” know how to work this evil capitalist invention?

  11. yetanotherjohn says:

    In a bid to bolster Venezuela’s sagging economy, Chavez has begun a home shopping network.

    “And with the friends of the revolution plan, we include 500 minutes per month of state security monitoring of all calls.”

    Chavez showed his understanding of economics was only exceeded by declaring that henceforth his tweets would be 100kB to allow full texts of his speeches.

    Obama was quite upset when he heard the crowd taunts at the conclusion of the call.

    “Can everyone in the back row read what those imbeciles on OTB wrote about me?”

    Chavez turned the speaker phone on so that the crowd could hear the oil minister admit that Venezuela’s national oil production had now fallen below the BP leak in the gulf.

  12. Can you fear me know?

  13. Can you fear me now?

  14. Stupid spell checker.

  15. I’ve got the new iPhone prototype. Hey, Steve Jobs, Molon Labe!

  16. The revolution will not be tweeted, the revolution will be live.

  17. Roam wasn’t built in a day.

  18. MstrB says:

    I outlasted the talk time battery life imposed by the imperial capitalist devil!

  19. Jeff says:

    Mira! Obama needs my help in creating another emergency for him to use against freedom! Oh Wait… It’s Rahm.

  20. Text messaging character rations have been increased 20%!

  21. G.A.Phillips says:

    Census we don’t need no stinking census.This is the new chip that will be implanted in the people for the people by my people to count the people….

  22. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Talk to the hand, literally.”

  23. Roger McGaugh says:

    “I hold the lost iPhone, hostage. America will now bow down and surrender.”

  24. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Okay everyone, say CHEEEEESE!”

  25. M. Przytarski says:

    Yes my friends, I went to L.A. beat down Snake Plissken and now have the remote control for the EMP satellites stationed all over our world. VIVA La Revolution!

  26. What’s the frequency Fidel is your benzedrine, uh huh…

  27. Meanwhile in the non-bizarro universe, Hugo Chavez is a cellular telephone salesman.

  28. 867-5309.

  29. MikeM says:

    “I promise I will not nationalize this! No, not the phone company, the phone! THIS phone. All other phones will be nationalized.”

  30. Chadzilla says:

    Hey, look everyone! It’s Jenny, and she’s totally baked! Look at her!!! I’ve gotta post this, hold on a second.

  31. rodney dill says:

    “Look Boooosh is Hexting me… I knew I smelled sulfur…”

  32. Michael Hamm says:

    Comrades. Fidel just called and his given me permission to enslave Venezuelans just like Cubans.

  33. John425 says:

    Mira, mira! Yo soy un “tweeter”!

    (Look, look! I am a tweeter!)

  34. 1) Look! I have 30 million more friends to rule over on Facebook!

    2) Look! We did it! Justin Bieber is number one on Twitter’s worldwide top trending topics chart again!

    3) Look! We did it! Justin Bieber is number one on Twitter again!

  35. 4) Look! You can see Alaska from my cell phone.

  36. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Did someone lose this in my terrorist training camp bathroom?”

  37. Rachel Edith says:

    “For you young hotties, my number is Beachwood 4 – 5789.”

  38. Michael Hamm says:

    Does anyone know how to call 911? My 21st Century Socialistic empire is sinking.

  39. Democratic Socialism? There’s an app for that…

  40. Roger McGaugh says:

    “What is the area code for 867-5309?”

  41. Hodink says:

    “This device will end the world in 2012. Button A for adiós amigos.”

  42. 5) Look! Obama still hasn’t nationalized that leaky BP oil well in the Gulf of Mexico.