Monday, May 17, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
I just called…to say…”You’re the devil.”
Mira, tengo El Presidente Negro a speed dial!
In the middle of a two hour speech, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez inexplicably began showing the crowd pictures of his cat.
Who you gonna call? Freedom busters!
I just called to say I love you; I just called to say I care.
Hey, Jobs! I got your phone right here!
Okay, who just texted me?
Can anyone tell me what LOL means?
My fellow friends and countrymen, I ask you to follow my presidency on Twitter and Facebook. If not, I will become your Fearless Deleter.
Do any of you “pendejos” know how to work this evil capitalist invention?
In a bid to bolster Venezuela’s sagging economy, Chavez has begun a home shopping network.
“And with the friends of the revolution plan, we include 500 minutes per month of state security monitoring of all calls.”
Chavez showed his understanding of economics was only exceeded by declaring that henceforth his tweets would be 100kB to allow full texts of his speeches.
Obama was quite upset when he heard the crowd taunts at the conclusion of the call.
“Can everyone in the back row read what those imbeciles on OTB wrote about me?”
Chavez turned the speaker phone on so that the crowd could hear the oil minister admit that Venezuela’s national oil production had now fallen below the BP leak in the gulf.
Can you fear me know?
Can you fear me now?
Stupid spell checker.
I’ve got the new iPhone prototype. Hey, Steve Jobs, Molon Labe!
The revolution will not be tweeted, the revolution will be live.
Roam wasn’t built in a day.
I outlasted the talk time battery life imposed by the imperial capitalist devil!
Mira! Obama needs my help in creating another emergency for him to use against freedom! Oh Wait… It’s Rahm.
Text messaging character rations have been increased 20%!
Census we don’t need no stinking census.This is the new chip that will be implanted in the people for the people by my people to count the people….
“Talk to the hand, literally.”
“I hold the lost iPhone, hostage. America will now bow down and surrender.”
“Okay everyone, say CHEEEEESE!”
Yes my friends, I went to L.A. beat down Snake Plissken and now have the remote control for the EMP satellites stationed all over our world. VIVA La Revolution!
What’s the frequency Fidel is your benzedrine, uh huh…
Meanwhile in the non-bizarro universe, Hugo Chavez is a cellular telephone salesman.
“I promise I will not nationalize this! No, not the phone company, the phone! THIS phone. All other phones will be nationalized.”
Hey, look everyone! It’s Jenny, and she’s totally baked! Look at her!!! I’ve gotta post this, hold on a second.
“Look Boooosh is Hexting me… I knew I smelled sulfur…”
Comrades. Fidel just called and his given me permission to enslave Venezuelans just like Cubans.
Mira, mira! Yo soy un “tweeter”!
(Look, look! I am a tweeter!)
1) Look! I have 30 million more friends to rule over on Facebook!
2) Look! We did it! Justin Bieber is number one on Twitter’s worldwide top trending topics chart again!
3) Look! We did it! Justin Bieber is number one on Twitter again!
4) Look! You can see Alaska from my cell phone.
“Did someone lose this in my terrorist training camp bathroom?”
“For you young hotties, my number is Beachwood 4 – 5789.”
Does anyone know how to call 911? My 21st Century Socialistic empire is sinking.
Democratic Socialism? There’s an app for that…
“What is the area code for 867-5309?”
“This device will end the world in 2012. Button A for adiÃ³s amigos.”
5) Look! Obama still hasn’t nationalized that leaky BP oil well in the Gulf of Mexico.
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