Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. LJD says:

    “I put the “T” in Teenagers”

  2. Now that T.O. has more free time because he screwed around, he–oh wait, never mind, same s***, different pile.

  3. FreakyBoy says:

    “Girls, imagine the permutations if we had Brett Favre here.”

  4. FreakyBoy says:

    Terrell Owens has no shortage of creative ways to amuse himself while waiting for the inevitable call from Al Davis.

  5. Mark says:

    “Girls Gone Wild: T.O. Edition” becomes available just in time for Christmas!

  6. Lindy R. Dole says:

    No Sharpies here

  7. Remember Blazing Saddles? Remember Cleavon Little’s question when he lured the klansmen to an ambush as they stood at the end of the desperado line? Here’s the answer: right here, baby, right here.

  8. T. Harris says:

    Two bimbos, having seen many Justin Slater videos, cheese it up while erroneously thinking that their ship had finally come in.

  9. Bithead says:

    TO finds his X-Rated movie career a pleasing diversion

  10. T. Harris says:

    “Yo, hot mamas, T.O. be needin’ a ride down to the Unemployment Office.”

  11. The Man says:

    When asked about this picture, Jeff Garcia noted that TO’s shirt is fabulous.

  12. Ingress says:

    After his TKO, T.O. gets LO.

  13. exdem13 says:

    “Nice guys always win in the end.” Yeah, right….

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    The Tight-End justifies the Means.

  15. TO + TNA – NFL = AOK

  16. We’ve secretly replaced Terrell’s girlfriend with two hot young white chicks. Will he be able to tell the difference?

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    Somewhere in America, two Father’s are muttering while loading their shotgun while two mother’s are crying “Where did we go wrong?”

  18. DL says:

    Another major reason why young boys would rather play sports than do their homework!

  19. DL says:

    Yes, but where are the other 80 girls?

  20. DL says:

    Is that a Geoffrey Beanne shirt he’s wearing?

  21. DL says:

    Is silicon a natural resource?

  22. DL says:

    The real cause of man made global warming!

  23. Matthew Rinker says:

    TO hopes to reduce future scandals in the NFL. He now has appointed himself NFL Cheerleader Bathroom Monitor…just to make sure the ladies don’t get in trouble of course!

  24. dougrc says:

    Terrell: Hey man, I want you to meet my two nieces that are visiting town this weekend.

    Girls: Oooh! You’re big! Did you used to play football, too?

    Terrell: Show the nice man your tattoos girls…

  25. Chrees says:

    “Pick a number, any number…”

  26. Rodney Dill says:

    Though not playing Tonight, TO comes up with a novel, albeit imprudent, way to desecrate the Cowboy’s field.

  27. Rob M says:

    With nobody returning his calls, TO had to come up with a new way to get NFL owners to take a look at him.

  28. Rachel Edith says:

    Ron Artest bequeaths his booty call babes to current bad boy, Terrell Owens.

  29. T.O. asks his new friends, “what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?”

  30. John Burgess says:

    TO + T&A = 82

  31. physics geek says:

    T-O casts the first two girls for his soon to be released indy film about the social, political and geometric possibilities of “Jet Black and the Seven Underage Schoolgirls”.

  32. 81 hits on 18.

  33. sgtfluffy says:

    T.O.: I don’t know, I just found these chicks in the bathroom….

  34. Drew Rosenhaus: “Come on T.O., you should share after all I’ve done for you.”

    “Hey, I’m not the one who gets tired in the fourth quarter.”

    Bob Costas may have been wrong when he said that Terrell Owens isn’t your garden variety horse’s ass, but that shirt is pretty strong evidence that Bob was right.

    The ex-49er’s looking for a 69er.

    I want to fly like an eagle…

    You say your name is Reid? And your’s is Lurie? Thank you God!

  35. Woodrow says:

    “Hey, y ‘all, guess who I found together in a bathroom stall.”

  36. McCain says:

    Tyrell + TwoBell = ToJail

  37. Gaijin Biker says:

    Terrell’s teammates never suspected he switched their steroids with estrogen until it was too late.

  38. McCain says:

    T.O. lands his little doggie on the Community Chest, pays $200.00.

  39. Jonk says:

    T.O. and the bathroom brawl cheerleaders fresh from their triple win at the Has-been Show Awards.