Caption Contest Winners
The Hook ’em Horns Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Yahoo Search www.texasultimate.org /userpictures)
First: Matthew Rinker – TO hopes to reduce future scandals in the NFL. He now has appointed himself NFL Cheerleader Bathroom Monitor. . . just to make sure the ladies don’t get in trouble of course!
Second: Gaijin Biker – Terrell’s teammates never suspected he switched their steroids with estrogen until it was too late.
third: Laurence Simon – TO + TNA Ã¢€“ NFL = AOK
The Man – When asked about this picture, Jeff Garcia noted that TO’s shirt is fabulous.
Brandon Jaynes – Now that T.O. has more free time because he screwed around, he–oh wait, never mind, same s***, different pile.
FreakyBoy – Terrell Owens has no shortage of creative ways to amuse himself while waiting for the inevitable call from Al Davis.
DL – Now, once again Alan, tell me how to balance my checkbook.
Charles Austin – You say your name is Reid? And yourÃ¢€™s is Lurie? Thank you God!
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
So Terrell, what’s your choice, Tight-end or Wide Receiver?
“Hey Donovan, what’s in your severance package?”
TO’s Journal 11/14/05 “Dear Andy, Y0u said I’d be nothing without football, but here I am with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, Bou-Yah!”
“So this must be Ron New Mexico then?”