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James Joyner
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.


  1. Paul says:

    Tell me magic 8-Ball…

    Will I win reelection?

  2. The president is seen inflating the new Democratic front runner. The blowup doll is now running first in the polls in Iowa.

  3. John Lemon says:

    Fearing he was being introduced to an Episcopalian bishop, President Bush takes extra precautions when engaging one of his more exuberant campaign greetings.

  4. John Lemon says:

    “Damn! This is one fat and ugly baby!”

  5. Big Lou from Brooklyn says:

    President Bush, using his his new “Uday”(TM) bowling ball, kisses it for good luck before trying to make the 1-10 split.

  6. Woundwort says:

    Thank you for taking the blame for the whole “state of the union” thing, whoever you are.

  7. Matt Navarre says:


  8. Kombiz says:

    “Cheney’s in hiding somewhere, this will have to do till he comes back!”

  9. Rodney Dill says:


  10. Rodney Dill says:

    Of all the gifts he had been given during his presidency, this was the best head President Bush had ever received.

  11. Timmer says:

    *I* get a little head and all hell breaks loose, *HE* gets a little and no one says a word.

    Bill Clinton

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    “I suck and I suck but I cannot get a thing through this straw. But the weird part is that I got brain freeze.”

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    Shouldn’t that be (… *HE* gets a lot of head….), Timmer?

  14. Matthew says:

    “I’m sorry I failed you, Bushfather. Please forgive me.”
    “Only God forgives, my friend.”
    [cue the Godfather theme]

  15. “Please give me a brain. Please give me a brain.”

  16. Norbizness says:

    Bewilderment ensues as President Bush attempts to inflate Congressional Medal of Honor winner Curly Joe DeRosa III’s head.

  17. In a new twist on an old tradition, President Bush has secretly turned Saddam’s head into a bong.

  18. Brett says:

    Moments in Republican governance:

    Bush announces the winner in the newly created “American Patriot Award for People who Age Gracefully and Reject Comb-overs.”

  19. Chortle says:

    This Bush is no fool. For when he needs to vomit, he brings along his own surreptitious vomitorium.