CAPTION CONTEST
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Write your own caption in the comments section below.
Write your own caption in the comments section below.
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Tell me magic 8-Ball…
Will I win reelection?
The president is seen inflating the new Democratic front runner. The blowup doll is now running first in the polls in Iowa.
Fearing he was being introduced to an Episcopalian bishop, President Bush takes extra precautions when engaging one of his more exuberant campaign greetings.
“Damn! This is one fat and ugly baby!”
President Bush, using his his new “Uday”(TM) bowling ball, kisses it for good luck before trying to make the 1-10 split.
Thank you for taking the blame for the whole “state of the union” thing, whoever you are.
Braaaiiiiiinnns.
“Cheney’s in hiding somewhere, this will have to do till he comes back!”
BEGONE YOU DEMONS OF LIBERALISM, HALLELUJAH!!!
Of all the gifts he had been given during his presidency, this was the best head President Bush had ever received.
*I* get a little head and all hell breaks loose, *HE* gets a little and no one says a word.
Bill Clinton
“I suck and I suck but I cannot get a thing through this straw. But the weird part is that I got brain freeze.”
Shouldn’t that be (… *HE* gets a lot of head….), Timmer?
“I’m sorry I failed you, Bushfather. Please forgive me.”
“Only God forgives, my friend.”
[cue the Godfather theme]
“Please give me a brain. Please give me a brain.”
Bewilderment ensues as President Bush attempts to inflate Congressional Medal of Honor winner Curly Joe DeRosa III’s head.
In a new twist on an old tradition, President Bush has secretly turned Saddam’s head into a bong.
Moments in Republican governance:
Bush announces the winner in the newly created “American Patriot Award for People who Age Gracefully and Reject Comb-overs.”
This Bush is no fool. For when he needs to vomit, he brings along his own surreptitious vomitorium.