Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.

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  1. Timmer says:

    Denying that she was the last and best product of Soviet Genetic Engineering, Anna explained, “When I stretch like THIS my belly button goes just a little higher.”

  2. Paul says:

    oooo aaahhh

    I’m sorry James, were you saying something about a contest?

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    I will start with captions shortly, but in the mean time James did not provide the most flattering of the pictures. Click on the Yahoo! News Photo link under the picture and go through the slide show for some better pictures. And to all that are not male pigs, never mind.

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    Runs just like a girl,
    Hits just like a girl,
    Jumps just like a girl,
    Spikes it down their throat … Just like a Girl

  5. Bouhaki says:

    After all, she looks good losing.

  6. Lasting Magic says:

    There may be arguments surrounding Anna Kournikova’s merits as a tennis player, but her merits otherwise are without opprobrium.

  7. Hermoine says:

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    “I’ve just done a commercial in the U.S. in which I talk about stocks, shares and bonds. Everyone is amazed. They ask me: ‘You really know about that stuff or did you just learn it for the commercial?’ I tell them I wouldn’t do it unless I understood and had an interest.”
    Anna Kournikova

  8. JW says:

    “Yes, but can Christina Aguiliera do THIS?!”
    (apologies to Woody Allen)

  9. mark tomeo says:

    Virginia Postrel makes a rather puzzling observation with respect to Newt Gingrich’s criticism of the Bush Administration’s Iraq policy.

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  11. Chortle says:

    You put your right hand in,
    You put your right hand out;
    You put your right hand in,
    And you shake it all about.
    You do the Hokey-Pokey,
    And you turn yourself around.
    That’s what it’s all about!

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    And today, retreating from his earlier endorsement, Al Gore threw his hat in the ring. The ticket : Al Gore & Anna Kournikova. Wisely, Gore will not be campaigning at all, leaving that duty to his running mate. His shot across the bow to Bush, “If needed, even the Supreme Court will (s)elect us. Top this, Quincy Bush!”

  13. Bouhaki says:

    Al and Anna?
    Why not Anna and Al!
    He has experience at VP which he could utilize.
    She could just stand there.

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    Bill’s choice for the role of Hillary in the upcoming Living History Movie. “A Hot body and the same killer look in the eye Hill gave me every time she had another lamp in her hand to throw,” said Bill. When asked how his consultation role in the movie production was fitting in with his busy post-political schedule, Bill responded that he wasn’t sure about the schedule, but that he did want to try to work it in.

    (Don’t we all)

  15. Elvis says:

    “Santa, I know what I want for Christmas.”

  16. DANEgerus says:

    Anna’ strokes yield the most strokes.

  17. Dodd says:

    Shelob looked a lot more believable in the cartoon.

  18. Jessica says:

    “Eww Ewww Ewwww why won’t this sperm come OFF??!?”

  19. Goldie says:

    Anna Kournikova subsequently tested positive for speed and ecstasy after this photo of her at an LA rave surfaced last Friday.

  20. Matt says:

    Yeah, she sucks at tennis, but she does have some good “points”.