Monday, December 8, 2003
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Winners will be announced around this time next week.
Denying that she was the last and best product of Soviet Genetic Engineering, Anna explained, “When I stretch like THIS my belly button goes just a little higher.”
I’m sorry James, were you saying something about a contest?
I will start with captions shortly, but in the mean time James did not provide the most flattering of the pictures. Click on the Yahoo! News Photo link under the picture and go through the slide show for some better pictures. And to all that are not male pigs, never mind.
Runs just like a girl,
Hits just like a girl,
Jumps just like a girl,
Spikes it down their throat … Just like a Girl
After all, she looks good losing.
There may be arguments surrounding Anna Kournikova’s merits as a tennis player, but her merits otherwise are without opprobrium.
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“I’ve just done a commercial in the U.S. in which I talk about stocks, shares and bonds. Everyone is amazed. They ask me: ‘You really know about that stuff or did you just learn it for the commercial?’ I tell them I wouldn’t do it unless I understood and had an interest.”
“Yes, but can Christina Aguiliera do THIS?!”
(apologies to Woody Allen)
Virginia Postrel makes a rather puzzling observation with respect to Newt Gingrich’s criticism of the Bush Administration’s Iraq policy.
You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out;
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!
And today, retreating from his earlier endorsement, Al Gore threw his hat in the ring. The ticket : Al Gore & Anna Kournikova. Wisely, Gore will not be campaigning at all, leaving that duty to his running mate. His shot across the bow to Bush, “If needed, even the Supreme Court will (s)elect us. Top this, Quincy Bush!”
Al and Anna?
Why not Anna and Al!
He has experience at VP which he could utilize.
She could just stand there.
BillÃ¢Â€Â™s choice for the role of Hillary in the upcoming Living History Movie. Ã¢Â€ÂœA Hot body and the same killer look in the eye Hill gave me every time she had another lamp in her hand to throw,Ã¢Â€Â said Bill. When asked how his consultation role in the movie production was fitting in with his busy post-political schedule, Bill responded that he wasnÃ¢Â€Â™t sure about the schedule, but that he did want to try to work it in.
(DonÃ¢Â€Â™t we all)
“Santa, I know what I want for Christmas.”
Anna’ strokes yield the most strokes.
Shelob looked a lot more believable in the cartoon.
“Eww Ewww Ewwww why won’t this sperm come OFF??!?”
Anna Kournikova subsequently tested positive for speed and ecstasy after this photo of her at an LA rave surfaced last Friday.
Yeah, she sucks at tennis, but she does have some good “points”.
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