Outside the Beltway

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1. Timmer says:
   Monday, 8 December 2003 at 15:41

   Denying that she was the last and best product of Soviet Genetic Engineering, Anna explained, “When I stretch like THIS my belly button goes just a little higher.”
2. Paul says:
   Monday, 8 December 2003 at 16:27

   oooo aaahhh

   I’m sorry James, were you saying something about a contest?
3. Rodney Dill says:
   Monday, 8 December 2003 at 17:13

   I will start with captions shortly, but in the mean time James did not provide the most flattering of the pictures. Click on the Yahoo! News Photo link under the picture and go through the slide show for some better pictures. And to all that are not male pigs, never mind.
4. Rodney Dill says:
   Monday, 8 December 2003 at 17:21

   Runs just like a girl,
   Hits just like a girl,
   Jumps just like a girl,
   Spikes it down their throat … Just like a Girl
5. Bouhaki says:
   Tuesday, 9 December 2003 at 01:59

   After all, she looks good losing.
6. Lasting Magic says:
   Tuesday, 9 December 2003 at 02:13

   There may be arguments surrounding Anna Kournikova’s merits as a tennis player, but her merits otherwise are without opprobrium.
7. Hermoine says:
   Tuesday, 9 December 2003 at 11:33

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   “I’ve just done a commercial in the U.S. in which I talk about stocks, shares and bonds. Everyone is amazed. They ask me: ‘You really know about that stuff or did you just learn it for the commercial?’ I tell them I wouldn’t do it unless I understood and had an interest.”
   Anna Kournikova
8. JW says:
   Tuesday, 9 December 2003 at 14:42

   “Yes, but can Christina Aguiliera do THIS?!”
   (apologies to Woody Allen)
9. mark tomeo says:
   Tuesday, 9 December 2003 at 16:34

   Virginia Postrel makes a rather puzzling observation with respect to Newt Gingrich’s criticism of the Bush Administration’s Iraq policy.
10. mike van winkle says:
    Tuesday, 9 December 2003 at 19:22

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11. Chortle says:
    Tuesday, 9 December 2003 at 20:16

    You put your right hand in,
    You put your right hand out;
    You put your right hand in,
    And you shake it all about.
    You do the Hokey-Pokey,
    And you turn yourself around.
    That’s what it’s all about!
12. Rachel Edith says:
    Wednesday, 10 December 2003 at 11:58

    And today, retreating from his earlier endorsement, Al Gore threw his hat in the ring. The ticket : Al Gore & Anna Kournikova. Wisely, Gore will not be campaigning at all, leaving that duty to his running mate. His shot across the bow to Bush, “If needed, even the Supreme Court will (s)elect us. Top this, Quincy Bush!”
13. Bouhaki says:
    Wednesday, 10 December 2003 at 12:11

    Al and Anna?
    Why not Anna and Al!
    He has experience at VP which he could utilize.
    She could just stand there.
14. Rodney Dill says:
    Thursday, 11 December 2003 at 07:20

    Bill’s choice for the role of Hillary in the upcoming Living History Movie. “A Hot body and the same killer look in the eye Hill gave me every time she had another lamp in her hand to throw,” said Bill. When asked how his consultation role in the movie production was fitting in with his busy post-political schedule, Bill responded that he wasn’t sure about the schedule, but that he did want to try to work it in.

    (Don’t we all)
15. Elvis says:
    Friday, 12 December 2003 at 18:34

    “Santa, I know what I want for Christmas.”
16. DANEgerus says:
    Sunday, 14 December 2003 at 23:05

    Anna’ strokes yield the most strokes.
17. Dodd says:
    Monday, 15 December 2003 at 00:12

    Shelob looked a lot more believable in the cartoon.
18. Jessica says:
    Monday, 15 December 2003 at 03:17

    “Eww Ewww Ewwww why won’t this sperm come OFF??!?”
19. Goldie says:
    Monday, 15 December 2003 at 08:04

    Anna Kournikova subsequently tested positive for speed and ecstasy after this photo of her at an LA rave surfaced last Friday.
20. Matt says:
    Monday, 15 December 2003 at 09:31

    Yeah, she sucks at tennis, but she does have some good “points”.