CAPTION CONTEST
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Ariel Sharon prepares to reveal to the world his secret combination weight loss / Middle East peace plan.
“Why yes, I do like my nuts on ice, why do you ask?”
“I’m ice fishing. There”s suckers in this lake.”
Proof that there is something colder than a well-digger’s ass.
“Yup, Ralphie, there’s 5″ of ice. We can drive the truck to the shack.”
An aging Jean Claude van Damme attempts to rescue his career with Time Cop II.
“Yes I did stick my tongue to a flag pole as a child, why do you ask?”
Packer fan preparing for a play-off game at Lambeau Field.
(sidebar: God Bless Nate Poole)
“Please hand me the pliers, I need to get up now.”
Austin Powers in Cold Member
Rummy told me once, “There are known knowns; these are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.” And this, well, this is another category. This is something I should have known.
“A description, huh? Well, let’s see. It is, ahhhh, huge. And ahhhh, like I said, huge. And it looks like everybody else’s. Except this one is really, really, ahhhh, huge.”
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It’s shrinkage I tell ya, Shrinkage. She does know about shrinkage doesn’t she?!?!
George Costanza
(look at the pic again if needed)
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
I’m stuck and can’t get up.
“Look buddy, living here is good neither for the body nor the mind.”
“Just a few more inches and then you can lick the ice out of my belly button.”
Having misunderstood what the bartender said, Frank anxiously anticipated how this good piece of ice would solve all his problems.
“Alright, I promise I won’t forget the Auger the next time we go ice fishing.”
“You have to be careful with your appendages around here. I used to have fingers on my left hand. I no longer have a big toe on my left foot. Not to mention, well, you know.”
“You know that insurance company with the duck? That duck gave a very good speech while eating a hot dog. Then he screamed …’affict!’ Everybody signed up pronto to insure certain organs.”
“Not to worry, mate. To be sure, I have stuck it in considerably more dangerous places than this.”
“Yes, I agree. It is an odd place for a glory hole.”
“I’m trying to drill to China.”
“Ordinarily, Officer, I do wear clothes. This is the property where I had my igloo. It was stolen. That’s my bath tub over there. Old habits, like exercising, taking a bath and getting dressed, die hard.”
“Happy New Year, they said. We could have a two week free membership. But what happened was they sent my member off in a ship.”
Winner of the 2003 Nude Middle-Aged Overweight Male Cheerleading Competition™, as seen exclusively on ESPN/WTF, the Second Channel for Men.
“I take Levitra to stay in the game-and trust me, I need it after doing this.”
“Yea, it’s a great trick, but I can only do it once.”
“I’m too sexy for my clothes, too sexy for my clothes…”
It’s good to know that Allen Funt can still find work, even if he did die 4 years ago.
“I dunno, Sonny. Ya t’ink I’d looka betta inna teddy, Sonny? I dunno, Sonny–go’n ask Joey, wilya, Sonny?”
(all dialog in a heavy Marlon-Brando-in-The-Godfather accent)
“Whuddayu lookin’ at, wiseguy?”
(assuming the subject in the photograph is a New Yorker)
“You really think this picture will get me on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?”
“Pardon me, my mistake, I didn’t realize you were talking about the Democratic Primaries when you said ‘Let’s put those nuts on ice’.
I think Sidney Freeman gave me bad advice.
(cryptic caption of the week)
“I am the prototype for the Rover probe.”
Even while NASA celebrates their successful Mars landing, they have put their plans to explore the 7th planet on hold as Uranus remains as cold and inhospitable as ever.