CAPTION CONTEST

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your own caption in the comments section below
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.

Comments

  1. Norbizness says:

    Worst. Renaissance. Festival. Ever.

  2. Jay Solo says:

    A challenge to illusionist David Blaine: Top this!

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    Some of the interrogation mechanism’s now available through John Ashcroft’s Patriot Act are just a tad over the edge.

  4. Timmer says:

    Pres: Hey Karl! C’mere! I wanna show you what I’m gonna do to the guy who leaked that name to Novak!

  5. Owwo! Ow obowt a wiwwle elp ere? pweze?

  6. jb says:

    1) What do you mean, I’m supposed to swallow the sword? Where’s the challenge in that?

    or

    2) Hey! Whah wher u ick at ing!

  7. 42nd SSD says:

    “Look at me! I’m Sandra Dee!”

    [ok, yeah, it makes no sense whatsoever.]

  8. I dub thee Sir Thpbtbtbtbtbtbt.

  9. Tom says:

    Thinking it would be the deciding factor in getting an editorial job with the LA Times, this aspiriring scribe still messed up when trying to fork his own tongue.

  10. Rodney Dill says:

    Roy was not the first member of the Horn family to have things go awry in the entertainment business. Little known cousin, Bobby, was the first Horn family member to suffer accidental injury while entertaining. Bobby’s lack manual dexterity did not allow him the keen edge required to successfully perform as a knife juggler. (apparently he also had problems with fly fishing). Thus the public was deprived of ever seeing Siegfried and Roy and Bobby perform together.

  11. Rodney Dill says:

    Roy was not the first member of the Horn family to have things go awry in the entertainment business. Little known cousin, Bobby, was the first Horn family member to suffer accidental injury while entertaining. Bobby’s lack of manual dexterity did not allow him the keen edge required to successfully perform as a knife juggler. (apparently he also had problems with fly fishing). Thus the public was deprived of ever seeing Siegfried and Roy and Bobby perform together.

    (oops missed a word)

  12. flory says:

    A new paradigm for falling on your sword. (White House officials take note)

  13. Rachel Edith says:

    He’d always been a little kooky. But Rhonda knew this was ample grounds for divorce.

  14. McGehee says:

    Kids in tropical countries used to miss out on the fun of freezing your tongue to a pole, but not anymore.

  15. Chortle says:

    Swordplay and Zen. It is here that swordplay becomes an art. Even gubernatorial candidates and the governor-elect in California know to pass on this art form.

  16. Hermoine says:

    “Introduce me! Ohhhhh, I just love his puppy dog eyes. I can ignore all the rest, and let’s face it, the jewelry and sword stuff is a bit over the top. But those eyes. Those puppy dog eyes!”

  17. Hodink says:

    “Oooooops.”

  18. Mercutio says:

    I can say no more.

  19. Fred says:

    Man, oh man, am I glad I missed my nose.

    That could have hurt!