Layla’s extreme makeover took time to heal. She was excellent at concealment. So much so, that Rumsfeld hired her sight unseen for a little concealment job of his own.
New presidential security procedures require the ‘see no evil’, ‘hear no evil’ and ‘speak no evil’* accouterment. At the least, it seems to be jollying up the West Wing a bit.
I can say no more.
Luke, I am your father
Fatima proudly displays her new facial chastity-belt.
Habiba’s parents thanked Allah for the facial veil, which covered Habiba’s facial hair and mustache.
1. The ultimate bling-bling.
2. Stay back kid, she bites. That’s why she’s wearing the muzzle.
3. They can make anything out of C-4 these days.
4. If she sneezes with that on, her jeweler is going to be so ticked off!
Country music diva Shania Twain continues to push the fashion envelope, and at the same time heads off criticism of her lip-synching ability.
With his new disguise, Osama bin Laden was sure that he would continue to evade capture by American forces.
<obscure> GET OVER HERE! </obscure>
New chastity belt designs address an often-overlooked form of lasciviousness.
21st century? Honey, right now I’d settle for the 18th.
1st Al Qaeda: “My virgin has no nose!”
2nd AQ: “No nose? How does she smell?”
1st AQ: “TERRIBLE!”
Chirac’s directives ignored, France’s school children are once again free to come to class in the hippest fashions.
Madonna jettisons the Kaballah crap and kicks off her “new look #465” media campaign.
Chain mail order bride
Kathy Halenda ends her one-woman-show, “Brassy Babes of Broadway,” wearing a stunning costume.
Michael Jackson attempts image makeover for court
“Don’t hate me just because I’m beautiful. . . “
“What mask?”
Silly songs of the 80’s reference coming—
“She’s got. . . Bette Davis eyes!”
You guys are completely nuts!
You can still tell from the picture that she is way gorgeous.
‘May I have the great honor of introducing myself? I am your husband to be.’
Pace and Freedom for an Independent Iraq
Oops, I guess I got excited.
That should be wife, instead of husband, and Peace instead of Pace.
Safety tip: use the Preview button.
“Who needs Botox?”
The new look for Red Sonya Part II in which Red Sonya marries Conan the Barbarian
Layla’s extreme makeover took time to heal. She was excellent at concealment. So much so, that Rumsfeld hired her sight unseen for a little concealment job of his own.
“Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Don’t tell. I have the WMDs in my mouth.”
“Mrs. Hannibal Lecter is here to see you, honey.”
“….oil…can…
…..oil…can…”
(I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto)
Ohhh Michael Jackson my queen, mascarade not for thou would know thee ANYwhere
” ’tis better to have loved Iraq girl,
than never to have loved metal.” (me-TAL)
New presidential security procedures require the ‘see no evil’, ‘hear no evil’ and ‘speak no evil’* accouterment. At the least, it seems to be jollying up the West Wing a bit.
* seen here
Stop people from noticing those ugly cold sores!
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