Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.

Winners will be announced after noon Monday.

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James Joyner
About James Joyner
James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm veteran. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.

Comments

  1. Mercutio says:

    I can say no more.

  2. Eric Rall says:

    Luke, I am your father

  3. Ralf Goergens says:

    Fatima proudly displays her new facial chastity-belt.

  4. SwampWoman says:

    Habiba’s parents thanked Allah for the facial veil, which covered Habiba’s facial hair and mustache.

  5. McGehee says:

    1. The ultimate bling-bling.

    2. Stay back kid, she bites. That’s why she’s wearing the muzzle.

    3. They can make anything out of C-4 these days.

    4. If she sneezes with that on, her jeweler is going to be so ticked off!

  6. denise says:

    Country music diva Shania Twain continues to push the fashion envelope, and at the same time heads off criticism of her lip-synching ability.

  7. Alex Knapp says:

    With his new disguise, Osama bin Laden was sure that he would continue to evade capture by American forces.

  8. SS says:

    <obscure> GET OVER HERE! </obscure>

  9. Russ says:

    New chastity belt designs address an often-overlooked form of lasciviousness.

  10. Moe Lane says:

    21st century? Honey, right now I’d settle for the 18th.

  11. 1st Al Qaeda: “My virgin has no nose!”
    2nd AQ: “No nose? How does she smell?”
    1st AQ: “TERRIBLE!”

  12. yossarian says:

    Chirac’s directives ignored, France’s school children are once again free to come to class in the hippest fashions.

  13. yossarian says:

    Madonna jettisons the Kaballah crap and kicks off her “new look #465” media campaign.

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    Chain mail order bride

  15. Mr Mouse says:

    Kathy Halenda ends her one-woman-show, “Brassy Babes of Broadway,” wearing a stunning costume.

  16. Kate says:

    Michael Jackson attempts image makeover for court

  17. JW says:

    “Don’t hate me just because I’m beautiful. . . “

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    “What mask?”

  19. JW says:

    Silly songs of the 80’s reference coming—

    “She’s got. . . Bette Davis eyes!”

  20. Zayphar says:

    You guys are completely nuts!

    You can still tell from the picture that she is way gorgeous.

    ‘May I have the great honor of introducing myself? I am your husband to be.’

    Pace and Freedom for an Independent Iraq

  21. Zayphar says:

    Oops, I guess I got excited.

    That should be wife, instead of husband, and Peace instead of Pace.

    Safety tip: use the Preview button.

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    “Who needs Botox?”

  23. Cricket says:

    The new look for Red Sonya Part II in which Red Sonya marries Conan the Barbarian

  24. Hodink says:

    Layla’s extreme makeover took time to heal. She was excellent at concealment. So much so, that Rumsfeld hired her sight unseen for a little concealment job of his own.

  25. Bouhaki says:

    “Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Don’t tell. I have the WMDs in my mouth.”

  26. Lasting Magic says:

    “Mrs. Hannibal Lecter is here to see you, honey.”

  27. Rodney Dill says:

    ….oil…can…
    …..oil…can…”

    (I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto)

  28. Rochelle Siegel Smith says:

    Ohhh Michael Jackson my queen, mascarade not for thou would know thee ANYwhere

  29. Rodney Dill says:

    ” ’tis better to have loved Iraq girl,
    than never to have loved metal.” (me-TAL)

  30. Ona Culdesac says:

    New presidential security procedures require the ‘see no evil’, ‘hear no evil’ and ‘speak no evil’* accouterment. At the least, it seems to be jollying up the West Wing a bit.

    * seen here

  31. Deet Deet says:

    Stop people from noticing those ugly cold sores!