Thursday, March 2, 2006
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Somehow, the thought of cowboys and indians will never be the same again.
“The Roses are nice,but I was hoping for Poppies.”
You will be paying for these now…please?
“… and if ya ever need a job there Singh baby, New York could always use more taxi drivers.”
“Laura, where’s the Slurpee Machine?”
“Thank you, come again.”
President Bush (with his wife Laura) awaits the judges scores after skating effortlessly to a nuclear energy agreement with India’s Prime Minister Manmohan Singh (far right). His short program a day earlier included a tribute to blossoming democracy in Afghanistan.
“Sure, we’ll bring these ticking bundles flowers to your friend Pervez.”
“Hmm, those look good enough to eat. What say you, husband?”
(also, a Three Stooges Caption Contest is up at Bloggin’ Outloud, lgp)
A mistake by a state department protocol officer results in the first double same sex marriage between national leaders and their wives.
“Well, you sure do put the gross in gross domestic product. These flowers smell like dung.”
“This taxi does not go to Queens! Get out and take your flowers with you!!”
Howdy Dean, Helloooooo Senator Kerry. I’m the President, and you’re not. Ain’t thadda beach. Gotta run, just wanted to give you guys a shout out and tellya I miss you.
“Heh-heh, I think I’ll get me one of those cool-lookin’ light blue turbans and REALLY freak out the Dubai port deal opposers!”
The Bushes failed to realize that by accepting the roses, Jenna was now betrothed to Jala Singh, the 13 year old son of the Indian Prime Minister.
“Just because I’m a Cowboy, doesn’t mean you need to worship me, Mister Shing, but I appreciate the offering. [aside to State Department weenie] Are we expected to eat these all in one sitting?”
President Bush then gave a short speech where he apologized for the massacre at Wounded Knee and how he had always been a big fan of Jim Thorpe.
“Namaste? Huh? Laura I think that old woman just said I’m nasty.”
“Laura? Keep smiling and grab my deodorant stick in my pocket. Now, give it to those ‘fossils’ to the left of you or as Rove always says, ‘I’m gonna upchuck.’ Remember, keep smiling! Now!
“All this hand shaking and smiling has made me hungry, let’s say we hit a Steak-House.”
“Thanks, but we don’t have any gifts in return”
“That is very OK, We took your jet.”
Bush – “Why, thank you for these lovely flowers.”
aside – “And for not making me say newcleer energy. For that, I have put you in the Newcleer Club. And wow, I just noticed that you both have really attractive facial hair.”
Yes Gurcharan, those flowering bushes would be excellent with Tandoori chicken.
“Hi, I’m Dubya, Manmohan. My friend, Condi, asked me to set up a call center for her upcoming presidential bid. And maybe you could flummox the existing call center for a Hillary Rodham Clinton. We can iron out the details later. I will make this worth your while. Do you know how to pronounce the word N U C L E A R?”
President Bush and his wife Laura graciously accept the traditional Indian gift of curried flowers after arriving in New Delhi on Wednesday, as Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh looks on. Meanwhile Singh’s wife, Gurcharan Kaur, demonstrates the customary “avoidance of eye-contact” from two paces behind the Prime Minister.
After reading the first submission in this contest, I’m out.
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