Monday, April 3, 2006
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
This contest is Zak Approved.
Rap groups are now passe…the latest to hit the top of the charts are yap groups, sporting shades and bling-bling.
Wait… you traded the Bluesmobile for a microphone?
Ok, I can see that….
WaitÃ¢ï¿½Â¦ you traded the Bluesmobile for a bone?
Ok, I can see thatÃ¢ï¿½Â¦.
“…they call me the diamond dog.”
Oscar presenters stop spot on the red carpet for members of the press corps.
Prevented from molesting children, Michael Jackson’s twisted perversions take a sinister turn for the bizarre…
I’m too sexy for this shirt
too sexy for this shirt
too sexy for this shirt
soooo sexy it hurtssss.
Mna I hope the other dogs don’t recognize me dressed like this..
No, the sunglasses don’t make you look like Big Paul and Paulie Teutle…
“Randy Jackson Groupies.”
Man, has Bono let his hair go to the dogs, or what?
‘I’m to sexy for my fur, to sexy for my collar…’
‘Benji, you’re on in five! Places everyone.’
You know the whole theory behind democracy babes always seemed suspect to me, but looking at these anti-war dogs makes me reconsider.
Sorry fluffy, the whole “future’s so bright I got to wear shades” doesn’t apply when you drink out of the toilet.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
“Sorry, pup, but you ain’t on the list. If Zak don’t know you, Zak’s posse don’t let you in, capisce?”
The canine species attempt to compete with “cool cats” falls flat.
Meeting of the Beverly Hills chapter of Coprophagiacs Anonymous
Which one is George Clinton?
“The Simple Life” has had a spin-off, featuring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie’s dogs humping every leg in sight.
While Angus McBark simply tried to hide it, Seamus O’Woofy proudly embraced his gay Scottish ancestors
1st dog: I can’t believe our owner dressed us up like this! I feel like such an a$$!
2nd dog: As soon as we get home I’m poopin’ on the couch!
Sparky and Muffy wanted to be incognitto. However their effort failed since other dogs could identify them by simply sniffing their butts.
Owner talking to another:
“I don’t mind the shades and I don’t mind the tacky collar. BUT! The six nipple rings just kinda gross me out!”
Honey…honey…here comes David Hasselhoff now!
This was the most embarrassed that the Federline dogs had ever been…
Where’s Jay Leno when you need him?
Paul Teutul (background) really let his beard grow out this time.
Melissa and Joan Rivers continue to stand fashion guard at the Oscars.
Left to right: NASCAR winner Rodney Schnauzer and his woman.
At the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year, the AKC’s latest recognized breed, the Bad-Ass Mack Daddy Schnauzer, will be judged for attitude, bling, and the number of bitches they can control.
Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way
I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Having just arrived from the Planet Dogstar, the two guests greatly enjoyed the Tokyo Stupid Human Show.
Sure they were living a great life now, but no one remembered how much butt they had to sniff to get there.
“It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp.” Y’know what I’m sayin’?
Security for Paris Hilton’s dog.
I’m tired of all these Hollywoof liberals who constantly bark about topics they know nothing about.
Bob Dole’s dog, Leader, and date attend a White House function thrown by Barney.
“And these are Condi’s guard dogs, W and Pink.”
A new judging area at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show…impersonating Ray Charles.
“When you see Zak, you tell him he’s got until the time this caption contest is over to come up with the milk bones.”
La-Di-Da Scooby and Shaggy, the TV show was a big hit among posh people and pets.
“Killer Dogs From Connecticut Hold Up Petco.”
“Chandler And Joey Bid On Barker Lounger.”
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