Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

This contest is Zak Approved.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie says:

    Rap groups are now passe…the latest to hit the top of the charts are yap groups, sporting shades and bling-bling.

  2. Bithead says:

    Wait… you traded the Bluesmobile for a microphone?

    Ok, I can see that….

  3. Bithead says:

    Wait� you traded the Bluesmobile for a bone?

    Ok, I can see that�.

  4. Timmer says:

    “…they call me the diamond dog.”

  5. Maggie says:

    Oscar presenters stop spot on the red carpet for members of the press corps.

  6. Prevented from molesting children, Michael Jackson’s twisted perversions take a sinister turn for the bizarre…

  7. Fersboo says:

    I’m too sexy for this shirt
    too sexy for this shirt
    too sexy for this shirt
    soooo sexy it hurtssss.

  8. SgtFluffy says:

    Mna I hope the other dogs don’t recognize me dressed like this..

  9. M. Murcek says:

    No, the sunglasses don’t make you look like Big Paul and Paulie Teutle…

  10. “Randy Jackson Groupies.”

  11. Mythilt says:

    Man, has Bono let his hair go to the dogs, or what?

    ‘I’m to sexy for my fur, to sexy for my collar…’

    ‘Benji, you’re on in five! Places everyone.’

  12. You know the whole theory behind democracy babes always seemed suspect to me, but looking at these anti-war dogs makes me reconsider.

  13. Sorry fluffy, the whole “future’s so bright I got to wear shades” doesn’t apply when you drink out of the toilet.

  14. Fersboo says:

    You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

  15. McGehee says:

    “Sorry, pup, but you ain’t on the list. If Zak don’t know you, Zak’s posse don’t let you in, capisce?”

  16. The canine species attempt to compete with “cool cats” falls flat.

  17. Lindy R. dole says:

    Meeting of the Beverly Hills chapter of Coprophagiacs Anonymous

  18. ken says:

    Which one is George Clinton?

  19. ken says:

    “The Simple Life” has had a spin-off, featuring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie’s dogs humping every leg in sight.

  20. LorgSkyegon says:

    While Angus McBark simply tried to hide it, Seamus O’Woofy proudly embraced his gay Scottish ancestors

  21. Don Surber says:

    Bitchin’ shades

  22. FormerHostage says:

    1st dog: I can’t believe our owner dressed us up like this! I feel like such an a$$!

    2nd dog: As soon as we get home I’m poopin’ on the couch!

  23. FormerHostage says:

    Sparky and Muffy wanted to be incognitto. However their effort failed since other dogs could identify them by simply sniffing their butts.

  24. FormerHostage says:

    Owner talking to another:

    “I don’t mind the shades and I don’t mind the tacky collar. BUT! The six nipple rings just kinda gross me out!”

  25. Robison says:

    Honey…honey…here comes David Hasselhoff now!

  26. Adjustah says:

    This was the most embarrassed that the Federline dogs had ever been…

  27. Timmer says:

    Where’s Jay Leno when you need him?

  28. Paul Teutul (background) really let his beard grow out this time.

  29. Maggie says:

    Melissa and Joan Rivers continue to stand fashion guard at the Oscars.

  30. Candice says:

    Left to right: NASCAR winner Rodney Schnauzer and his woman.

  31. At the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year, the AKC’s latest recognized breed, the Bad-Ass Mack Daddy Schnauzer, will be judged for attitude, bling, and the number of bitches they can control.

  32. Elmo says:

    Get your motor runnin’
    Head out on the highway
    Lookin’ for adventure
    And whatever comes our way

    I like smoke and lightning
    Heavy metal thunder

  33. Fersboo says:

    Having just arrived from the Planet Dogstar, the two guests greatly enjoyed the Tokyo Stupid Human Show.

  34. DaveD says:

    Sure they were living a great life now, but no one remembered how much butt they had to sniff to get there.

  35. Ben says:

    “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp.” Y’know what I’m sayin’?

  36. FormerHostage says:

    Security for Paris Hilton’s dog.

  37. McCain says:

    I’m tired of all these Hollywoof liberals who constantly bark about topics they know nothing about.

  38. Rachel Edith says:

    Bob Dole’s dog, Leader, and date attend a White House function thrown by Barney.

  39. Hermoine says:

    “And these are Condi’s guard dogs, W and Pink.”

  40. FormerHostage says:

    A new judging area at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show…impersonating Ray Charles.

  41. “When you see Zak, you tell him he’s got until the time this caption contest is over to come up with the milk bones.”

  42. Ingress says:

    La-Di-Da Scooby and Shaggy, the TV show was a big hit among posh people and pets.

  43. “Killer Dogs From Connecticut Hold Up Petco.”

  44. “Chandler And Joey Bid On Barker Lounger.”