Caption Contest Winners
The Ray-Bandogge Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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Winners
First: Laurence Simon – Prevented from molesting children, Michael Jackson’s twisted perversions take a sinister turn for the bizarre…
Second: yetanotherjohn – Sorry fluffy, the whole “future’s so bright I got to wear shades” doesn’t apply when you drink out of the toilet.
Third: Maggie – Rap groups are now passe…the latest to hit the top of the charts are yap groups, sporting shades and bling-bling.
Honorable Mention:
DaveD – Sure they were living a great life now, but no one remembered how much butt they had to sniff to get there.
radio free fred – “Randy Jackson Groupies.”
Fersboo – Having just arrived from the Planet Dogstar, the two guests greatly enjoyed the Tokyo Stupid Human Show.
Zak’s picks
Woof: McGehee – “Sorry, pup, but you ain’t on the list. If Zak don’t know you, Zak’s posse don’t let you in, capisce?”
Woof Woof: charles austin – “When you see Zak, you tell him he’s got until the time this caption contest is over to come up with the milk bones.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Heinz and Fritz just wanted to be taken Sirius-ly
Dog Stars
Paris Hilton’s life just gets stranger by the day.
Condemned by PETA for going clubbing with Baby Seals.
“We are just two wild and crazy dogs.”
“All your Snausages are belong to us.”
Pee Diddy and Poop Dogg were successful yappers in their own rights, but they never did live down their early career rendition of “Jingle Bells.”
The 
The Thursday contest has already thrown out the first pitch.
Another Big Thank You
Always fun! Look forward to having you back after your well-deserved break.