Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, June 20, 2005 · 1 comment

The Moon Balk Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

The Winners

First: Brandon Jaynes – “Janet Arvizo is not my lover
She’s just a woman who claims that I touched her son
But it was all just harmless fun
She says I touched her son, but I donÃ¢€™t care ’cause I have won.”

Second: Russ – “The stigmata prove I was unjustly prosec. . . hey!!”

Third: Mustang 23 – announcer: “Michael Jackson, after winning the big trial what are you going to do?”
MJ: “I am going to Disney World. . . with a bunch of 10 year old boys”

Honorable Mention:

Jane Galt – Greetings, earthlings!

The Man – Yo bartenderÃ¢€¦one Jesus Juice, no ice.

Maggie – Ok, I wonÃ¢€™t sleep with them anymore, but can I have five minutes alone with them?

Steve Martin Award

Bithead – Huh? I am not a bum, I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things. My friends and. . . uhÃ¢€¦ my thermos. Huh? My story? O.k. It was never for easy for me. I was born a poor black child.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Mikey Wan: You don’t need To see any identifying body marks.
Sneddon: We don’t need to see his identifying body marks.
Mikey Wan: These were not the boys you were looking for.
Sneddon: These were not the boys we were looking for
Mikey Wan: You can go about your business, Move along.
Sneddon: You can go about your business, move along.
Mikey Wan: Now return the police photos of my P*n*s.
Sneddon: (snort) You’ve gotta be kidding.
Mikey Wan: Dang, Jesus juice wore off already.

Of course the acquittal does leave the possibility of another Jackson “boob” appearance at a SuperBowl halftime show wide open.

“So Long folks. I’m off to join the priesthood.”.

“. . . and I’d like to especially thank all the little people that made this possible.”