Caption Contest Winners

The Moon Balk Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Gene Blevins/Reuters)

The Winners

First: Brandon Jaynes“Janet Arvizo is not my lover
She’s just a woman who claims that I touched her son
But it was all just harmless fun
She says I touched her son, but I don’t care ’cause I have won.”

Second: Russ“The stigmata prove I was unjustly prosec. . . hey!!”

Third: Mustang 23announcer: “Michael Jackson, after winning the big trial what are you going to do?”
MJ: “I am going to Disney World. . . with a bunch of 10 year old boys”

Honorable Mention:

Jane GaltGreetings, earthlings!

The ManYo bartender…one Jesus Juice, no ice.

Maggie РOk, I won̢۪t sleep with them anymore, but can I have five minutes alone with them?

Steve Martin Award

BitheadHuh? I am not a bum, I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things. My friends and. . . uh… my thermos. Huh? My story? O.k. It was never for easy for me. I was born a poor black child.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Mikey Wan: You don’t need To see any identifying body marks.
Sneddon: We don’t need to see his identifying body marks.
Mikey Wan: These were not the boys you were looking for.
Sneddon: These were not the boys we were looking for
Mikey Wan: You can go about your business, Move along.
Sneddon: You can go about your business, move along.
Mikey Wan: Now return the police photos of my P*n*s.
Sneddon: (snort) You’ve gotta be kidding.
Mikey Wan: Dang, Jesus juice wore off already.

Of course the acquittal does leave the possibility of another Jackson “boob” appearance at a SuperBowl halftime show wide open.

“So Long folks. I’m off to join the priesthood.”.

“. . . and I’d like to especially thank all the little people that made this possible.”

The Monday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. w00t! Thanks.