Caption Contest Winners

The Warm Fuzzy Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Nintendo, John T. Barr)

The Winners

First: BitheadThe picture taken before the tragic moment when Picachu sneezed, generating a huge electrical field, instantly cooking the Pokemon fan. Investigators blame the promoters for not warning the patrons and George W. Bush for not spending enough federal tax dollars to prevent the tragedy.

Second: The ManPikachu handlers forgot to feed the creature before an event. Poor Jose didn̢۪t have a chance.

Third: Editor –“Pssst…I’m naked in here. . .”

Honorable Mention:

jimObjects in costume are larger than they appear.

Eric JThe Furry community had better start policing themselves if they’re ever going to get mainstream acceptance — oh, who are we kidding? Like Furries are ever going to get mainstream acceptance anyway.

Mustang 23Michael Jackson resorts to wearing costumes to get near little boys.

Puns are the Lowest Form of Humor Award

McGehee – “Take off that mask and let me have a pikachu.â€

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel (lower than puns)

Dramatization on Oprah of Tom Cruise’s encounter with interviewer that squirted him in the face.
“They were so cute, they were just like two kittens fighting,” said Oprah.

The war on terror in Iraq took a turn for the better when it was finally discovered that the Islamic insurgents were absolutely terrified of Pikachu.

In a dramatic turn of events, President Bush hires experts in “fuzzy” math.

“Hey, I didn’t think Pikachu did the Moon Walk.”

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Russ says:

    #2 was actually submitted by “The Man,” not by me.

    I knew seeing my name there again was too good to be true.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    Thanks Russ, it’s been fixed.

  3. McGehee says:

    Actually, politics is the lowest form of comedy.

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    Heh, sounds like a caption for this weekend’s contest.