Caption Contest Winners
The Blue Oyster Bikers Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar (MEXICO))
Winners:
First: Mark – You guys should have heard the crap Mel Gibson said to us when we pulled him over!
Second: charles austin – Bowling for Columbians.
Third: yetanotherjohn – Peyote, its not just for breakfast anymore.
Honorable Mention:
Bithead – “Aw, Jerry…You should have gone before we left!!”
Gollum – Antonio ended up in the middle that day as punishment for not showing up with enough pieces of “flair.”
Hodink – Los Angeles implements a new anti-terrorist tactic.
Gaijin Biker – Most TV critics agree that CHiPs jumped the shark in season 4, with the addition of Ponch’s ten long-lost brothers.
SgtFluffy – The Illegal Immigrants are becoming very creative in the efforts to cross the border
DaveD – There was some concern that the police response to petty crimes depicted on the show “Cops” was becoming a bit excessive.
Rodney’s Charles Austin’s and yetanotherjohn’s Bottom of The Barrel
yetanotherjohn – A spokesman for the Mexico City police force angrily denied charges that the police force was “nothing more than a bunch of trained monkeys in service to the drug lords”.
charles austin – Another job Americans won’t do.
yetanotherjohn – The concept came to me one night after I had swallowed my third worm.
charles austin – Good Lord, not another subjectively judged Olympic sport.
yetanotherjohn – The Hells Angels just hung their heads in shame and left town after seeing what they were up against.
charles austin – If you zoom in far enough you can read their buttons which say, “Vote for Pedro.”
yetanotherjohn – Hey Carlos, where’s the top guy Juan?… I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since the last overpass.
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The Thursday contest has already gone to some captioner’s heads.
