Caption Contest Winners
The It Feels So Good When I Stop Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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Winners:
First: Scott_T – “Head-On apply directly to the forehead!” Commercial reject #13.
Second: Mythilt – Pie Iesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem
Third: Gollum – Why China’s next-generation “bunker buster” technology doesn’t really scare us.
Honorable Mention:
Jay Wills – “Bad Dobby, bad.”
Hodink – As Ex-Rep. Foley says, “Desperate situations call for desperate measures.”
Mythilt – I bring you the 15! (Achoo!!) 10! 10! commandments!
Anderson – China’s peacekeeping force for Lebanon prepared for “hitting its head against a brick wall,” misled by the most common metaphor for Mideast regional diplomacy.
yetanotherjohn – Capitalism can take strange turns in China, where they were filming commercials for the Chinese introduction of V-8.
LJD – Global.War.On.Tiles
Harry – The attempt to shore up the Chinese brick-making industry by giving them the army hat contract was doomed from the beginning.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“But when I took this position I thought I was gonna be testing Michelin’s”
“I want to be welcomed in America, they say ‘…give me your poor, your tired…'”
Well at least PETA has less problems with this than the Animal Olympics.
What is the sound of one brick whacking. (The new Zen left something to be desired)
The 
Thursday contest is already a winnerwiener.
Other Caption Contests
Riding Sun has regurgitated the penguin.
Sgt Hook is carrying the load.
Clash of Civilizations is hoping for a landslide this election year.
